[c-bassmeow]

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

[weloveshortvideos]

[bartendermaia-deactivated201707]

this is so pure

[catchymemes]

“Hey officer! Which way to the bank?”

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

[iasomye]

What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it

[staff]

Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys. 

[agenderblues-deactivated2015041]

oh my god why do you literally hate your users

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that  in 2007 a married couple unknowingly met each other on a cheating site. They then went on a date and realized, horrified, they were both cheating - with each other (x)

Adnan, 32, said: “I still find it hard to believe that Sweetie, who wrote such wonderful things, is actually the same woman I married and who has not said a nice word to me for years”.

[sixpenceee]

[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[humorteliblee]

[puppy95]

My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning

[fuckosexual]

i crave affection!!!!!!! someone please hug me for 3 days straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prettyandtrained2kill]

[crtter]

Another post sent to us by god himself

[weloveshortvideos]

[weepycat]

The buildup of this video compared the seconds-long vine that’s usually passed around made this fucking clip 100x funnier

[square-enix]

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[nayters]

[c-bassmeow]

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[ithinkiamfinallyclean]

“they’re burning all the witches” 

ARTIST CREDIT

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]