put your ray gun to my head

Frederick "Freddie" Hummel. Real life is too boring, I'd prefer to make up my own. I like meeting new people so come say hi! 

[freddiehummel]

smytheli​:

- Private:

Correction, my wedding comes first, then Christmas, New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day, and then it’s your birthday. I’ll mark that on my calendar.

You’re welcome! That, she is. Good, Im glad that you’re happy and what’s going on with Evan? Yeah.

Goddamn you’re right. All those do come first. My birthday is superior though. But when’s the wedding? 

I’m so happy, dude. I dunno. Evan’s being...Evan. I love him. But everything has gotten complicated. And he loves me but more than a friend and I dunno. 

[freddiehummel]

TEXT 📲 GABRIEL & FREDDIE

Gabriel: Yes. Definitely.

Gabriel: I keep saying I want us to be closer.

Gabriel: I want to finally put some action behind the words. If that's what you want too.

Freddie: I'd love that tbh

Freddie: I want to be closer with you too, Gabe.

Freddie: And go on mushy double dates with you

[freddiehummel]

msvaleriedias​:

I think we caught it soon enough where we can catch up for any lost time for inspiration. Oh? Is that what would help? I think I can manage that. It sounds like I would have to work extra hard to not be an distraction. You know how hard of a time I have being on my best behavior when we’re so close. I mean I am a woman of many talents. Well of course, you can have whatever will help you. I’ll even throw in extra kisses too. 

Ooo we did, huh? Well, that’s a relief, I wouldn’t want to miss out on too much inspiration you know. I think you figured out my plan though. I definitely don’t want you not to be a distraction. The more distractions the better, I always say. Many talents, huh? I’m gonna need to see all of them someday. But extra kisses do sound perfect. 

[freddiehummel]

harlsxpuck​:

It truly was flawed and I should’ve helped you a lot sooner than now. Oh good, because I was going to come over anyway. I need my daily dose of Freddie nonsense.

You should have. I blaming this partially on you. You know I need constant supervision or something bad could ensue. My door is always open for you to get your Freddie fix. 

[freddiehummel]

tvsownca​:

Hire someone. I never put together my own things. 

But that hurts my pride a little. Like I feel like I should be able to do this.

[freddiehummel]

kncxsmy​:

Obviously, I will.

Rude.... 

But...I do need the help.

[freddiehummel]

smytheli​:

When’s your birthday, though? I mean, I guess time will only tell if that happens.

Oh, man. Congrats, how’s it going? I won’t tell her, but Luna might, its hard to say.

Christmas comes first. Just so you know. But for future reference its March 5.

Thanks, man! It’s great. She’s great. I’m really happy. Apart from the stuff with Evan. That’s made it hard. Honestly, I think if it comes from Luna, it’ll be best. 

[freddiehummel]

hunterclaringtn​:

I would also risk losing my sanity putting together a shitty piece of furniture from IKEA then ask your brother. and proceed to hear my husband talk about how good Gabe is with his hands. 

Listen, I am really trying to avoid getting Gabe involved in this. I’ll never hear the end of it. 

[freddiehummel]

text || fredster

Evan: Yeah, too late, you did.

Freddie: I don't know what you want from me.

[freddiehummel]

text || fredster

Evan: You could have told me about her, ykonw? like before i had to force it out of you. I didn't even know you were dating other people and i'm like supposed to be your best friend.

Evan: I don't feel like your best friend. I don't even feel like your friend.

Freddie: Evan....

Freddie: Fuck. I know...I just...I don't know.

Freddie: But you are. I just didn't want to hurt you

[freddiehummel]

text || fredster

Evan: I have every right to act however the fuck I want.

Evan: don't act like you're so innocent. You obviously didn't mind when we made out the first time, you couldnve stopped it. Could have stopped it all from happening and me fucking catching feelings and thinking you actually liked me back. But i'm a fucking idiot obviously.

Evan: You were my person and I feel like I fucking lost everything.

Freddie: I guess you do but stop making me the bad guy and taking it out on other people!

Freddie: ....

Freddie: Low blow. Listen, I feel like a fucking asshole for that you know THAT. I'm sorry I can't fucking feel the same way. But you know I love you and care so much about you Evan. But right now you are being super unfair and difficult. And I really fucking miss my best friend.

Freddie: So yeah this sucks for me too.

[freddiehummel]

TEXT 📲 GABRIEL & FREDDIE

Gabriel: It really is.

Gabriel: Np, kid. Happy for you.

Gabriel: Maybe we could double date sometime? I don't know if you guys would want to do that, but maybe it could be fun.

Freddie: ohhh...

Freddie: I mean yeah! That'd be really cool. If you'd be up for that?

Freddie: I'll ask Val but I can't imagine her not being down.

[freddiehummel]

smytheli​:

I can see you getting a shirt, with two thumbs pointing towards yourself and it says, Uncle Freddie. When you know, she starts calling you that. Aren’t you and Val together or something, though?

Dude, don’t start giving me ideas. It’d become my new favorite shirt. Christmas is coming up, if she starts by then you know what to get me. 

Yeaaah, we are. Don’t tell her but Luna can still own my heart <3. 

[freddiehummel]

evanmcintosh​:

Guess you don’t think of me anymore, huh? If you still need help, I know a person. That person is me, btw.

Well, after our last conversation, no I didn’t think of you. 

I’m still pretty pissed at you, Evan. 

[freddiehummel]

TEXT 📲 GABRIEL & FREDDIE

Gabriel: I hear things. You know, around.

Gabriel: That's really awesome though. I'm glad you're happy. How long have you been together now?

Freddie: The village is small...

Freddie: Thanks :)

Freddie: Not long. It's really new. We're taking our time but we've been spending a /lot/ of time together.

[freddiehummel]

text || fredster

Evan: I don't like you, Freddie. I fucking love you.

Evan: theres a difference.

Freddie: Fine there's a difference.

Freddie: Still doesn't give you the right to act like this.

Freddie: I'm sorry you're hurting but don't be such a prick about it.

[freddiehummel]

blairxpuckerman​:

i can’t say i’m good with instructions. BUT, i am good at figuring things out blindly. so, if you need any help, i’m your girl. i also like beer. so, i’ve got that going for me too.

Oh! That sounds like a fun project though! We could figure out how to put something together, maybe it turns out to be a desk maybe a book shelf? The possibilities are endless. The beer is a good selling point.