I can do this all day.

.

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

[systemofcolor-deactivated201610]

my xkit makes it the old format so

[iasomye]

I struggle not to see her in every woman who’s the same age she would’ve been.

[xtec]

*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

[xtec]

I'm gonna roll your head if you keep asking questions you fuckin square

[ark-blocks]

:)

[cosmiccatboyfriend]

(:

[xtec]

okay what the fuck

[zonestar]

There is so much beauty in the world.

[turning-gears]

[mrsterlingeverything]

What employers need to understand about me is that I do my thing

[thepinkofgoth]

“Nobody wants to work” yet im over here filling out 3945867483293064359469 applications on 500 different job hunting sites, each application demanding i take a 30 minute-test to PROVE that me and my paltry resume are worth a multi-million company giving me 16 whole dollars an hour. Nobody wants to work yet 97 of the 100 applications you fill out just ghost you (because when a Boss does it, that’s just how it is. But if you ghost? Unprofessional.) or give you some pointless runaround for 3 weeks until telling you you’re not a good fit because you only have 3 years of dick-sucking experience and they want 5. Nobody wants to work? Nobody wants to invest in employees. Nobody wants to hire, nobody wants to train, nobody wants to teach anyone new skills. Nobody wants to accept that YES, some people DO work to collect a paycheck and thats FINE, not all of us are born with a passion to be a Starbucks Manager. We’re all passionate about living and supporting ourselves and I wish bosses would stop being so lazy and rude and give my friends jobs for $20000 an hour

[oh2e]

[Image description: three comments by @citrusorgans that read:

posts that make you want to send this where the cover letter should go

top ten posts i physically restrain myself from reposting on linkedin

sorry i spent 4hrs applying for jobs today im Feeling it man.

End description.]

[shittymoviedetails]

In the subversive masterpiece Avengers: Endgame (2019), directors Anthony and Joe Russo made the bold artistic choice to film scenes with a camera, which is why you can see things on the screen.

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

this is how marvel fans talk about the movies

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[primulaceas]

Warsan Shire, "Conversations About Home" from Teaching My Mother How To Give Birth

[ursiday]

artistic rendition of how my cat just looked at me after being awoken suddenly

[iasomye]

What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it

[staff]

Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys. 

[iasomye]

It blows my mind that this is still an active post. I was 15 posting this; I am now 22 lmao

[iasomye]

What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it

[staff]

Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys. 

[iasomye]

This post I made when I was 15 is still going strong you guys

[cikero]

is there anything better than kissing a cat’s soft belly

[gothraccoon-deactivated20211114]

kissing a sleeping cats soft little forehead and hearing them go brrrrrb?

[cikero]

god you’re so right

[thoughtsofdog]

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

[fake]

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

[artemis-pendragon]

Okay but is your OTP even your OTP if one of them hasn’t tried to murder the other while brainwashed or possessed

[buckykingofmemes]

i wish i had the self confidence and fearlessness of a chihuahua

[buckykingofmemes]

update: bathbombs continue to be disappointingly nonlethal

[the-memedaddy]