cats & reading 🌈👭

Fandoms subject to change based on my brain

[men-in-the-moon]

Eddie Beautiful-Boy Munson ❤️🤘

[normal-about-hollanov]

married shane does NOT play about ilya when it comes to the press. he's letting out a decade of pent up 'wheres the fucking translator? what do you fucking MEAN you don't have one?', instant 'rephrase that' to the offending journalist when ilya hesitates over a question, gets into full blown forget-the-media-training arguments when it's implied that ilya is somehow stupid for not speaking perfect english, n switches seamlessly between russian, french, and english to make interviews as easy as possible for ilya. meanwhile ilya is giving him the biggest wettest lover boy eyes n WILL be raw dogging him crazy style the moment its over.

[bees-reads]

Shane is the type of ridiculously hot that he ends up on random people’s TikTok pages with them begging people to help find him.

Hockey fans then have to break their hearts by letting them know that 1) he’s gay 2) he’s married and 3) his husband is just as hot as he is.

[footburn]

[gaynehollander]

MyShane is uncomfortable showing physical affection in public after years of being so deep in the closet he didn't even let himself recognise his own sexuality. However, that is so dramatically overshadowed by how possessive he is over Ilya. All Ilya has to do is smile at a pretty waitress and Shane is in his lap with his tongue so far down his throat it makes intubation look non-invasive in comparison.

[edmundo-diaz]

#for science

[ok-notgood-probablybad]

when Ilya ruined Shane

vs

when Shane ruined Ilya

[eonblueinmay]

Artist: moreloveforjm_ on ig

[sosaneitsinsane]

fall in love again and again...

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[the-ladyrae]

That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down

[mrkestis]

[blond-shell]

does anyone have any perverted thoughts about hollanov

[themoonandmyman]

hollanov attending a super private elite and anonymous (masked) sex party that you have to sign an airtight NDA for. naturally they don’t involve anyone else but it allows them to indulge in their latent exhibitionism and possessiveness kink because they’re so athletic and hot they instantly draw a huge audience.

it deeply embarrasses Shane whilst simultaneously being the hottest thing he’s ever experienced because he’s being Owned and Cherished and Shown off. The whole ‘no one can touch you but me’ shit. The ‘look how hard you are from being watched’ shit

[stillgotscars]

happy all my mornings are mondays stuck in an endless february to all who celebrate

[juliette-cai-enthusiast]

Shane Hollander really is the guy of all time. he's gay. he's autistic. he's wasian. he's the best hockey player in the world. he married his 8 year situationship. he's a millionaire but only because his mom said so. he has beautiful freckles. he had sex with a man for 8 years but the possibility that he might be gay only crossed his mind when he called him by his first name for the first time. to convince himself he was straight he started dating a movie star. he came out as a bottom. he does yoga. his situationship offhandedly suggested getting married for citizenship and he immediately stayed up until 4 am scheming so that wouldn't happen. he's an olympic medalist. he has a dog. his wedding song was diamonds by rihanna. he likes ginger ale.

[evanzbuck]

The Long Game — Chapter Nineteen | insp.

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[no-lovelorn-hazard]

@raccoonboywrites coming correct as always

[resande]

[follow-you-down24]

Damn this is gorgeous

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[follow-you-down24]

STOP IT! THIS IS AMAZING!