i am ill, but i'm not dead

and i don't know which of those i prefer

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

☁️🌿🍓🐞🎂🐛🍓🌿☁️

they r having a party, eatin birthday cake on a strawberry field . havin a good time

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[twilightrenaissance]

it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming

[thatsbelievable]

[worse-4-less-deactivated2019091]

This is supposed to just be a normal photo of Gritty with a youth hockey team, but because it’s GRITTY, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

[lifesgrandparade]

This is like a file photo from a missing children’s case

[lifesgrandparade]

“it’s him! It’s that stranger we saw outside Wawa. He’s in every one of these photos, always lurking in the background. Every single one.”

[tramampoline]

Gritty is just a cryptid that the team captured and put a uniform on

[silverhawk]

red pandas just stand up when they encounter things they dont understand & i love them for it

[silverhawk]

what absolute madmen

[monsieurrobot]

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[queerlyglittering]

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

[d3monicas]

cats are so beautiful and loving…. when they paw at you and ask u to pet them.. when they purr and close their eyes in content… a warm loaf … when they knead on you… thinking YOU are the bread… stupid… they are the bread… i love cats… so much….

[eroscestlavie]

dogspotting: 20 pictures a day of dogs on a leash in the downtown area of some small city 

catspotting:

[sewercritter]

me: google give me a gentle coyote

google:

me again: omg thank yuou so much..

[1o9]

[unclefather]

He did that

[loremerchant]

It was in his spot.

[lookwhatilost]

THIS IS SO FUNNY AHHSVSGSFQFSGG

[the-memedaddy]

[stevensteven97-deactivated20190]

[goingslowly-deactivated20191211]

parks and rec had the best minor characters

[butterbeeralcoholic]

This was Jake Peralta before he became a cop

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i love jane eyre but honestly imagine being friends with that bitch. like imagine trying to convince her to leave rochester and she’s like idk and you’re like he called u ugly???? he keeps his secret wife locked in the attic???? wake up???? and then you think she finally has it sorted out and she calls you a few months later like “his wife killed herself and burned down the house so it’s cool we’re getting married” like !!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU GO TO THAT WEDDING!!!!!!

[witchstone]

#that’s just a normal friendship with a straight girl honestly [x] 

i'm cRYING,,,

[catscenter]

[yassmines]

shes giving me Great gardening advice