Food Fight Brackets

Food fights! Vote for your favorites. Header/icon by Jane Trang Doan on Pexels. Banner ID: Barbecued meat platter with coleslaw. PFP: A fruit platter.

[foodfightbrackets]

Current brackets:

none

Submissions are open for the following upcoming polls:

Pastry bracket

Past brackets:

Picky eater food fight

Tastiest variety of soup bracket

Best frozen dessert bracket

Consider the replies to this post a straw poll: comment below with your ideas for upcoming brackets. Please don't send an ask with those, I want to be able to access them in one place later. However, nominees for the above brackets are OPEN in my asks! Send in your favorite pastry, and feel free to link a particular recipe. (One pastry per ask, please.)

Note: This blog runs on a queue, but only when I'm monitoring my computer. If you see posts going up, I'm online.

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[thatpollguy]

Which bread would you rather eat?

Brown Bread (Left)

Hokkaido Bread (Right)

I can't eat either of them due to allergy or intolerance

Voting ended onMay 16

[thatpollguy]

Have you ever tried cookies and cream ice-cream?

Yes

No, but I want to

No, and I don't want to

I'm allergic or intolerant to the ingredients

Voting ended onMay 12

[thatpollguy]

Which bread would you rather eat?

Monkey Bread (Left)

Italian Bread (Right)

I can't eat either of them due to allergy or intolerance

Voting ended onMay 12

[foodfightbrackets]

you are invited to your best friend's house to hang out and have some pasta for dinner

the host gives you garlic toast to go with your plate of pasta, but it lacks cheese

don't say anything; you're lactose intolerant anyway

don't say anything; your friend went to all this effort

set it aside and don't eat it; you don't like garlic toast anyway

set it aside and don't eat it; garlic toast needs cheese

don't say anything, but eat; garlic toast w/o cheese is acceptable now and then

don't say anything, but eat; it's better w/ cheese, but don't want to be rude

politely ask if there is some cheese you could add on top

demand cheese - mostly to embarrass your friend, who should know better

Voting ended onApr 8

[thatpollguy]

If I gave you some fries with a choice of 2 condiments, which would you rather use? (and no, you can't use both!)

Barbecue Sauce

Black Pepper

I'd eat the fries plain

I don't like fries

Voting ended onApr 4

[thatpollguy]

If I gave you some fries with a choice of 2 condiments, which would you rather use? (and no, you can't use both!)

Barbecue Sauce

Mayo

I'd eat the fries plain

I don't like fries

Voting ended onMar 23

[foodfightbrackets]

#what are these results#do americans not like mayonnaise? (via @sappharic)

/laughs in 'if you only had american mayo you wouldn't like it either'

[sappharic]

I'm getting the sneaking suspicion that we mean vastly different condiments when we say mayo lmaoo, dutch, belgian and french mayo are all delicious!

[foodfightbrackets]

Important differences that affect the resulting flavor and make it taste hecka American:

soybean oil

high fructose corn syrup

Though I am a heathen in many Americans' eyes and now everyone's going to throw things at me here because I prefer Miracle Whip to mayo!

[thatpollguy]

If I gave you some fries with a choice of 2 condiments, which would you rather use? (and no, you can't use both!)

Barbecue Sauce

Mayo

I'd eat the fries plain

I don't like fries

Voting ended onMar 23

[foodfightbrackets]

#what are these results#do americans not like mayonnaise? (via @sappharic)

/laughs in 'if you only had american mayo you wouldn't like it either'

[randompolltournaments]

I Wish They Stayed Platonic Tournament

Have you ever watched a show or read a book and really enjoyed a platonic relationship.... and then suddenly they turned romantic and lowkey ruined the vibes? And you wished they just STAYED PLATONIC?!

Well, do I have the tournament for you!

Welcome to the I Wish They Stayed Platonic Tournament!!

Submit your couples here

@tournament-announcer

[randompolltournaments]

Submissions are slowing down, so I'll probably close them this week! Get your submissions in while you still can!

@tournament-announcer

[thatpollguy]

Have you tried the "Costelinha Hot" flavour of Pringles?

Yes

No

I can't remember

Voting ended onMar 31

[thatpollguy]

Which bread would you rather eat?

Arepa (Left)

Challah (Right)

I can't eat either of them due to allergy or intolerance

Voting ended onMar 31

[thatpollguy]

If I gave you some fries with a choice of 2 condiments, which would you rather use? (and no, you can't use both!)

Nacho Cheese

Mustard

I'd eat the fries plain

I don't like fries

Voting ended onMar 31

[thatpollguy]

If I gave you some fries with a choice of 2 condiments, which would you rather use? (and no, you can't use both!)

Aioli

Mayo

I'd eat the fries plain

I don't like fries

Voting ended onMar 30

[thatpollguy]

If I gave you some fries with a choice of 2 condiments, which would you rather use? (and no, you can't use both!)

Barbecue Sauce

Mayo

I'd eat the fries plain

I don't like fries

Voting ended onMar 23

[music-interpretation-review]

I reblog propaganda if someone leaves it in a reblog

should I also reblog propaganda that's been left in the tags?

Yeah

No

Voting ended onMar 20

[thatpollguy]

If I gave you some fries with a choice of 2 condiments, which would you rather use? (and no, you can't use both!)

Barbecue Sauce

Mayo

I'd eat the fries plain

I don't like fries

Voting ended onMar 23

[thatpollguy]

Which bread would you rather eat?

Beer Bread (Left)

Arepa (Right)

I can't eat either of them due to allergy or intolerance

Voting ended onMar 22