starborn

[nepofledgling]

I’m the weirdest kind of extremely online because I would be severely offline if it wasn’t for tumblr. you genuinely can’t reach me anywhere else other than tumblr I simply don’t use other social media. I don’t even like texting or calling people. I only like hanging out with people irl and being on tumblr and reading the weather forecast

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

[garbage-empress]

*sniffs you*

fuck you’re smell

[dinnerschild]

[gyossefka]

Mariusz Lewandowski

[moarf13]

[paranetics]

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

[escuerzoresucitado]

[plasticmutations]

sentence i found on a grocery store review

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[sandmandaddy69]

[dduane]

...Well, there’s that handled, then.

(...EYEROLL EYEROLL EYEROLL)

[runcibility]

Haven't seen these yet

These delight me. WeightWatchers can get absolutely fucked.

[quasi-normalcy]

I find it personally offensive how many bad writers can get published so easily.

[quasi-normalcy]

I used to find it reassuring, like, "Haha, wow, if THIS can get published..." but now I take it to mean "It doesn't matter if your book is good or not, all that matters is if you're in the right social circles (and you're not)"

[memorycycle]

lets play in the food processor together

[primaveren]

literally

[zackisontumblr]

[zackisontumblr]

digging up this tumblr artifact… chaotically

[themakeupbrush]

Iris van Herpen Fall 2022 Couture

[ortut]

Véronique Matteudi (1, 2) - Ultimo, 2014

[eggpuffs]

i think about this scene all the time