LolliKk1ller

she/her bisexual shit posting you do t know, i don't know, the world may never know...~ {~|•|•|•|~|•|•|•|~} Hope you have a good day and I am so proud that you woke up today!

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[asktheargoii]

Do Percy and Annabeth make out when they think nobody's there?

((Not quite.))

[byjove]

I love birdwatchers they’re like “I just saw my ALL TIME FAVORITE BIRD SPECIES! I’ve always dreamed of seeing one in the wild! I am ECSTATIC!” and it’s the most boring looking little brown bird you’ve ever seen.

[byjove]

And I’m watching the video like “whoaaaa what’s it going to be! woodpecker? red-headed woodpecker? eastern whip-poor-will? northern mockingbird? it’s a Bachman's sparrow? oh, okay. neat.”

[byjove]

I feel like I need to show you a Bachman’s sparrow for this post to truly land.

Oooooh the most bird ever.

[graphi-horse-time]

omg this is so me my favourite bird is the short-toed treecreeper and.

like. yea...

[byjove]

I’m sorry to admit this and I would never do it in real life because I have an immense respect for wildlife and specifically the delicate nature of birds. That is the most grabbable animal I have ever seen. It looks free for the taking.

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[bittergoldilocks-deactivated202]

The way men view women in movies is so funny because Rey with the Force shouldn’t be able to do all that and Carol Danvers with Superpowers shouldn’t be able to do all that but Singular Cop Dude with No Powers Trapped In A Building can take down 20 genius terrorists Alone (Die Hard)

[bittergoldilocks-deactivated202]

wow people big mad on this post to-nite…. stay pissed off boo that doesnt make it less true

[tytonidyke]

These are so fun to make

[tytonidyke]

@thedisablednaturalist @fagtabulous

Ask and you shall receive!

[inthefallofasparrow]

[tytonidyke]

Love your additions! Birds got that drip

[tytonidyke]

Oh yeah should probably add this one too-

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I've never done this before

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

Sorry this is the best post I've seen in a while

[floral-hydrate]

I'll leave this post alone now

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

This is way too much fun

[floral-hydrate]

I'm not done yet I suppose

[homunculus-argument]

hey I loved your snowy owl lady so much I that had to draw her

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[imcertly]

hydra

[justaz]

i will indeed make it a post ☝️ camp jupiter being settled on a mountain instead. yeah sure a little blasphemous because why would you settle on a mountain when the gods did the same? are you trying to impersonate the gods or equate yourself to them? but also mountains keep them away from neptune’s domain and keep them closer to jupiter’s domain. and higher up away from the underworld or pluto’s domain. camp jupiter settling in a valley on top of a mountain and having a whole functioning hidden city far more reasonably hidden from mortals. come winter, they are fucking that snow upppp. snowboarding, skiing, tubing, and sledding like it’s life or death. they somehow find it a way to make it life or death. FURTHERMORE! percy clawing his way to camp jupiter and it’s a camp kinda like what he’s looking for but it’s different and so far removed from the ocean as opposed to chb who settled on long island right next to the sea. percy feeling so unsettled but also terrified because he’s still scared of heights and they are…thousands of feet in the air. along with jason feeling unsettled at cbh bc they’re far below the sky of his father’s domain and closer to the underworld and sea.

[aaaaalice]

r/AskHistorians: How well would you be able to use a Roman legionnaire's shield as a sled?

[justaz]

percy fits in so well because he used the gorgon’s tray as a sled. anything can be a sled if you put your mind to it. the romans like that line of thinking.

[dracaelus4pjo]

I knew I hadn't hallucinated this!

Anyway. Place your bets on which god showed up while Percy was in the shower.

I'm going with Hermes, I have a hunch 💵

[gendernewtral]

can we go back to acknowledging that ignoring someone’s chosen pronouns is always misgendering, even when you’re using neutral ones instead

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[tippytaptaps]

The core of Meg and Apollo's relationship is that if Apollo needed to hide a body Meg would help him no questions asked, and if Meg needed to hide a body Apollo would ask a lot of questions as he's digging the hole for her

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[bramblepatch]

Grace explaining sheepishly to Eridian linguists that the reason he uses different pronouns for Rocky than for the rest of the population is that he reflexively defaulted to assigning Rocky the same grammatical and social gender that he himself uses, in a way that has historical precedent but in modern English is considered somewhat chauvinistic and backward, and he's not proud of it but also the habit is pretty deeply ingrained now and unless Rocky objects it's probably easier to just keep on as he has been...

and immediately being informed lol. lmao. do not even worry about it. you have no idea what kind of buck wild grammatical constructs Rocky has invented for you. everyone else addresses you as foreigner/scholar. they're somehow managing to refer to you as their sibling, ward, and semidivine culture hero at the same time every time they talk about you.

[captainkirkk]

Rewatching atla episodes for Reasons and I just realised that Zuko found Appa the night after he found out he was missing. The gaang have been desperately searching for, what? A few weeks? And Zuko sees a poster saying Appa is missing and just squares tf up and finds him immediately. What a fucking madman. 

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

#this is why they put him in charge of the Fire Nation #there is nothing Zuko cannot find up to and including his country’s long lost sense of morality

i mean he had already managed to actually find the avatar, whom literally the entire world (except katara lmao) had believed was dead and gone forever. im pretty sure if zuko decides he is going to Find Something the universe rearranges itself to put it in his path.

[son-of-drogo]

This comes in handy when he has kids.

[awesome-cookies-and-cream]

Dude literally found:

🔥The avatar

🔥Appa

🔥His lost uncle via a sweaty sandal

🔥A secret civilization thought to be long gone

🔥The last 2 dragons existing

🔥Katara and Sokka’s Father plus Suki

🔥Katara’s mother’s murderer

🔥His honor

🔥His entire nation’s honor

I mean the dude was wild. He was born to find stuff. I don’t really know if he found his mother but like…that too. You kinda get why the Gaang saw Zuko and thought, hey what if we use him to find stuff?

[everystarstorm]

He did indeed find his mom, after she not only had a spirit change her face but also lost her memories of her children.