We are a mess, we are failures, and we love it

[gifcraft]

[outrunmyself]

I will never not reblog this. The 2 guys in the back are just ❤❤❤

[running-on-oatmeal]

Always reblog.

[golddsharkk]

people who get hyped up for other people are the greatest people you can have in your life.

[lovemysub-deactivated20250527]

Love their reactions. They aren’t worried about being emasculated, they aren’t insecure, they are just genuinely impressed that she’s lifting like a beast!

[meanplastic]

[belee-dat]

yall need to up your roleplaying game

[gharibajameel]

полосатая сосисочка

[unfollovving]

[thetrippytrip]

America in 2016. 3 siblings picking up their daily allowance of bottled water from the Fire Dept in Flint, MI. In 100 years this will be one a historical photo.

[intoxifaded]

http://www.unitedwaygenesee.org/flintwaterfund

In case anyone wants to help donate water to these children

[coach-taylor]

[80slesbiab]

[tanglyoctopus]

Baby Driver (2017), dir. by Edgar Wright

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by buying a bottle of wine at the movies

Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID’s. I’m too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I’m alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I’ve been recently. He tells me he’s off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what’s happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn’t even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.

I don’t deserve Jared.

-thebassoe

[cringe-attacks]

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

It be like that sometimes

[dailydcgifs]

[momoeyamaguchi-deactivated20180]

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[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Me:

[powerburial]

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

[eronthebender]

Yep gotta love American HealthCare.

[hustleinatrap]

never forget