radioactive megaflora

chern | it/mor/he | 25 | ♓ creep and weirdo.

[foolishdeadbeat]

hi i'm chern/meat & i've been on this website for too fucking long. before you follow | full about page | my other socials

spring 2025: i'm back for now.

[an-ambient-girl]

girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally

[aric220]

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[transmechanicus]

o yeah babey

[evilselfishfool]

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

[transmechanicus]

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

[oldmanpusspuss]

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[teaboot]

My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

[teaboot]

Coworker: So why do some people say they’re bisexual and other people say they’re pansexual? They sound like the same thing

Me: Do you want the real answer or the answer that will make sense to you

Coworker: I guess the real answer?

Me: Do you have three hours and a notepad

Coworker: No

Me: The flags are different

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[grindrbooks]

[hazardlevei]

yippeee

[dat-is-i]

a comet and a meteor.

[masktrel]

I love this guy you guys have no idea

[dat-is-i]

i love having free will

[drawin-d28]

WE ARTISTS HAVE SO MUCH POWER

[forksthousands]

i really like necrobinder tbh, she is so cutieful to me

[creature-today]

creature of the day

I'm venting my frustrations on the queen

[mousegirlheart]

give me jellybeans you fuckhead

[nirogryphon]

Visit Original Link

[foolishdeadbeat]

look. right now is the time to make your art so much weirder.

[stellernorth]

took a friend to dunkin for the first time and i told the cashier i wanted a bagel and she said “define ‘bagel’” ??? which allowed me to show my friend that dunkin is a land of riddles