billionaires do not care about you

moss, he/it/thon, 26 fuck cops. DNI if you've had sex

[sovietnam]

[princecroutons]

are there any pictures of a soggy croutons, or right after a bath? I NEED to see this man deflated

nooo hes never needed a bath and hopefully never will! closest we have is naked googoo

[princecroutons]

more naked googoo

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[captaindibbzy]

[bintro]

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[fleshdyk3]

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

[negativ00]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[zedogica]

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

[halzra]

I found a program someone uploaded to GitHub that finds open room codes. The FAQ is killing me

[real-horse-facts]

let me eat oats out of your hands i promise i'll be niceys this time

[real-horse-facts]

i was lying. fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fin-

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[xenasaur]

and ur ass is still here

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning…..

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[dogpuppy]

[rickybabyboy]

Ricky what are your opinions on me annoying my dog every so often

its literally fine you're supposed to annoy dogs not cats though

[babushkaat]

[babushkaat]