hey yall if any1 was wondering where i went i started a new blog thing and if u wanna follow it just shoot me a message
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hey yall if any1 was wondering where i went i started a new blog thing and if u wanna follow it just shoot me a message
You: 4/20 Me, an intellectual: 1/5
this gave me waking nightmares of nerds vaping on january 5 trying to make it a Thing like may the fourth but infinitely more smug
Весна… И коты распустились……
“Spring … And the cats bloomed ……”
mayor gamzee and villager gamzee has a v large collection of seashells and music boxes
imagine what the shitposting game in the amish country is like
Father Amos: Rise and shine bretheren, it is time to till the earth and do good deeds in the eyes of the lord.
Slothful Jeremiah:
*Father Amos:* Jerimiah! Lady Victoria is here
*Slothful Jeremiah*
I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is contractually obligated to eat it
me thinking about my trauma: yeah but i lived bitch
lady: yes i was wondering if you could tell me when my boyfriend will propose :)
me, pretending to be a fortune teller because i'm being chased by a monster a la scooby doo and i ran into the fortune teller's booth at this carnival and disguised myself so the monster would be confused but then a lady came in and paid me to tell her fortune thinking i was the fortune teller to begin with: dump him
If you love someone, you will always try harder
ive been trying really hard lately to break through my television screen so that one day ill be able to walk into the arms of my beloved Luigi
This is what I’m talking about
WH1L3 YOU W3R3 B31NG H3T3ROS3XU4L 1 STUD13D TH3 L4W
4/20 is in 11 days and i want you all to know i will not tolerate any weed jokes. not on my good, christian blog
not when it comes to the Devil’s Lettuce you heathen stoner fuck
fuck yall with your “i want hickies and to nap with him and make out in the bath <3 relationship goals” posts. you know what i want? a smoothie and immediate death.
some days you do big things and conquer the universe and other days you’re really proud of yourself for making a spectacular grilled cheese and not killing yourself but either way it’s all good
a very important post
this post literally just turned my whole day around
sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright
sitting on grass: good
sitting on the floor: Very Good
sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good
sitting on a countertop: G R E A T
a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk
this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed