Baby Sparrows

emily she/her muffled screaming about busses and classes

[foolishicarus]

hey yall if any1 was wondering where i went i started a new blog thing and if u wanna follow it just shoot me a message

[thebois]

You: 4/20 Me, an intellectual: 1/5

[yiffmaster]

this gave me waking nightmares of nerds vaping on january 5 trying to make it a Thing like may the fourth but infinitely more smug

[markv5]

Весна… И коты распустились……

[ja-khajay]

“Spring … And the cats bloomed ……”

[clock-heart-deactivated20251220]

mayor gamzee and villager gamzee has a v large collection of seashells and music boxes

[durbikins]

imagine what the shitposting game in the amish country is like

[diosmiles]

Father Amos: Rise and shine bretheren, it is time to till the earth and do good deeds in the eyes of the lord.

Slothful Jeremiah:

[capriceious]

*Father Amos:* Jerimiah! Lady Victoria is here

*Slothful Jeremiah*

[rainbow-femme]

I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is contractually obligated to eat it

[anarcho-smarmyism]

me thinking about my trauma: yeah but i lived bitch

[foolishicarus]

lady: yes i was wondering if you could tell me when my boyfriend will propose :)

me, pretending to be a fortune teller because i'm being chased by a monster a la scooby doo and i ran into the fortune teller's booth at this carnival and disguised myself so the monster would be confused but then a lady came in and paid me to tell her fortune thinking i was the fortune teller to begin with: dump him

[breebunn-deactivated20180414]

If you love someone, you will always try harder

[mememolicious]

ive been trying really hard lately to break through my television screen so that one day ill be able to walk into the arms of my beloved Luigi

[breebunn-deactivated20180414]

This is what I’m talking about

[wormofmouth]

WH1L3 YOU W3R3 B31NG H3T3ROS3XU4L 1 STUD13D TH3 L4W

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[acoolguy]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[herrfivehead]

4/20 is in 11 days and i want you all to know i will not tolerate any weed jokes.  not on my good, christian blog

[herrfivehead]

not when it comes to the Devil’s Lettuce you heathen stoner fuck

[sickfake]

fuck yall with your “i want hickies and to nap with him and make out in the bath <3 relationship goals” posts. you know what i want? a smoothie and immediate death. 

[garbageurl]

some days you do big things and conquer the universe and other days you’re really proud of yourself for making a spectacular grilled cheese and not killing yourself but either way it’s all good 

[samdesantis]

a very important post

[run-likeagirl]

this post literally just turned my whole day around

[foolishicarus]

sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright

sitting on grass: good

sitting on the floor: Very Good

sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good

sitting on a countertop: G R E A T

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed