should have been a preacher

november. 26. she/they. femme4butch dyke. fan of weird art and literature. part of a system, previously a wastelander. i softblock minors

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

UH OH ‼️ THE FUCKPIG ALTER IS FRONTING

[ruraltears]

saw my favourite staircase again

[thesensitivepervert]

I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$

[giragirameganedan]

[chamomile-teabag]

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

[tammysneurosis]

artworks by David Lynch

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[boyphrodite]

whats the fucking point

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

223.

[idkwhattoputbroo]

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[hungwy]

*strapped to a chair, staring at a screen*

Me: uhhh... white shirt

*I flail in my restraints as electric shocks race through my body*

Intercom: the oversized beige cowboy snoopy shirt was optimal for this outfit. next.

*screen changes*

Me: uhh... ummm... baseball cap

Intercom: which one?

Me: uhhh... Plain black one

*I'm zapped again, longer this time*

Intercom: the denim snoopy baseball cap was optimal for this outfit. Remember, three times in a row and you will fail the test. next.

*screen changes*

Me: *squinting through the sweat dripping into my eyes* D-dress shirt with a little snoopy over the pocket?

Intercom: good. The embroidered snoopy dress shirt shows you mean business but in a fun, approachable way. Next.

[lychens]

Calsidyrose

[drafthearse]

Untitled (It’s our pleasure to disgust you). Barbara Kruger. 1991. Photographic silkscreen on vinyl.

[kristalknobb]

Two women lighting each others’ cigarettes, Westeinde, The Netherlands, 1932.

[ostolero]

going out to eat some mold spores. anybody need anything?

[quaternion-group]

can i get added onto your will

[ostolero]

not sure why but go wild

[jennifersbodiesbodiesbodies]