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INDIE SELECTIVE, MUTUALS ONLY, AND CANON DIVERGENT RP ACCOUNT FOR a masked fool oc of honkai star rail loved by WISTARIA (27, they/them)! please read rules and about before interacting. this blog will include nsfw, gore, blood etc etc all tagged accordingly. please remember that my muse uses any pronouns but defaults to they/them/theirs! <3
THERE'S ONLY TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
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i’m a nice girl i deserve weapons
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i don’t like it… i do like it, though. // @draconicfool
THEY'RE LIKE A CAT RETURNING a gift to their owner proudly; feline-esque grin adorning their features and all showing off their latest endeavor to their partner. " i'm so glad you like it, dear! " they even clasp their hands together excitedly, leaning down to leave a kiss on his cheek.
the path of elation the two were on had no real rhyme or reason, simply seek enjoyment in everyday life. it was simple enough for one like bellamy; causing chaos as if it was a sport and showing off the results proudly to the other.
🐝 * ― 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆. ( nsfw ! in honor of sinday, have another random assortment of sexual sentences and actions. sidenote, your muse = sender and my muse = receiver. add * to reverse the action. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ i can’t stop thinking about you. ❜ ❛ i’m gonna make you scream my name. ❜ ❛ you won’t be able to walk straight after i’m done with you. ❜ ❛ you like it when i talk dirty to you, don’t you ? ❜ ❛ i’m planning to turn you into a dripping mess. ❜ ❛ you make me so horny i can’t think straight. ❜ ❛ i’ve been thinking about bending you over that table and just having my way with you. ❜ ❛ you’ve been a bad girl / boy, and deserve a punishment. ❜ ❛ you’re gonna come for me later ? ❜ ❛ i’ve been touching myself to the throught of what you’re gonna do to me. ❜ ❛ you’re gonna be a good girl / boy ? ❜ ❛ i want you to take control. ❜ ❛ you didn’t think i’d just let you get away with all this teasing, right ? ❜ ❛ if there weren’t so many people watching us, i’d already be on my knees in front of you. ❜ ❛ i’ve got a suprise planned for you later. ❜ ❛ tonight is gonna be all about you. ❜ ❛ i’m wearing some nice new lingerie for you. ❜ ❛ do you see how hard / wet you’ve already made me ? ❜ ❛ your moans are music to my ears. ❜ ❛ i don’t normally do this, but you bring out this craziness in me. ❜
[ PALM ] ― your muse palms my muse’s penis / breasts through their clothes. [ NIBBLE ] ― your muse gently nibbles on my muse’s earlobe. [ SEDUCTION ] ― my muse whispers dirty nothings into their ear. [ FRENCH KISS ] ― your muse kisses my muse with tongue. [ WATCH ] ― my muse starts to masturbate in front of your muse. [ CLOTHES OFF ] ― your muse helps my muse undress. [ WALL ] ― your muse pins my muse against the closest wall. [ GRIND ] ― your muse teasingly grinds against my muse. [ SEXTING ] ― my muse sends your muse a dirty text / picture. [ VIBRATION ] ― your muse controls a sextoy my muse has inside of them. [ MASSAGE ] ― my muse gives your my a sensual massage. [ BLINDFOLD ] ― my muse makes your muse wear a blindfold. [ FLASH ] ― my muse ‘accidentally’ flashes your muse. [ SUCK ] ― your muse sucks on a banana / lollipop in front of my muse. [ STRIP ] ― my muse gives your muse a strip tease. [ DANCE ] ― my muse dances seductively for your muse. [ TIES ] ― my muse ties your muse down on the bed. [ SPANKING ] ― your muse spanks my muses’ ass. [ PORN ] ― our muses watch a dirty movie together. [ LAP ] ― my muse sits on your muses’ lap and teases them.
monster factory prompts. part 2 | wii sports resort
30 starters |
« boy there’s a lot of garbage here, huh? »
« get the hell outta here! »
« that’s not right, that’s not right at all. »
« that’s not how it works. »
« oh, groovy! »
« do you love that? because i kinda hate it. »
« i haven’t understand any of your references in the past 30 seconds. »
« come on, how many more old white men do you know? »
« at this point satistically everybody has accidentally eaten their wii remotes. »
« oohhh daddy like. »
« she didn’t have to defend herself. »
« i hate it out here. »
« just have fun for once! »
« good god, what’s the deal?! »
« it’s approximately 800% times better than before. »
« i wanna prove that i got what it takes– motherfuck. oh fuck. oh shit. i fucked it up. »
« ah, you fucked it up again. »
« he just high fived god!! »
« what the fuck is that?! that’s not anything! »
« it seems like daddy just sorta exploded the whole spot. »
« according to my calculation i just fucking kicked the game. »
« don’t. say. a word. »
« i will be the vice president of sports! »
« that’s very good, thank you. thank you for that. »
« i’ll just stay out here. just let me die. »
« i don’t think stabbing is an option. »
« the sword is possessed!! »
« it’s just not good guys. »
« i don’t want to throw shade but this is a bad one. »
« that was the ghost of her mom! »
MONSTER FACTORY SENTENCE STARTERS — quotes pulled from youtube series created by justin and griffin mcelroy. feel free to make alterations.
feeling flirty, are we? that will be your downfall.
i did my best and tried very hard, but i’ll be the first to say i didn’t do good enough.
if i see a ghost, i’m gonna flip shit.
what’s up, everybody! i think dogs should vote!
i don’t like it… i do like it, though.
yeah, that’s good. hide your shame.
the world is pain… is anyone still horny?
i’m all about hope, change, and zestiness.
nobody move, i’ve lost both a contact lens and my husband.
can you please stop talking? i’m trying to read the terms of use.
i’m just gonna let the murder take me there.
look at that. those plump-ass lips. kissable! kissable soft!
i fucking love this look, but i’m confused and scared by the look and i’m worried about the look.
daddy… papa…
do you like that? do you like how i express myself?
i hate looking at him do anything.
if h.p. lovecraft saw this right now he would shit his pants to death.
i’ve been bedeviled! you’re bedevilin’ me!
that’s a funny trick to play on god.
the factor of ‘this guy fucks’ is at like 15% right now.
can i get my giant cowboy hat back?
i am a work in progress. god’s still figuring me out.
as a family, we’re going to burn this fucking house down.
don’t you make my blood come out!
i’m gonna yartz.
nasty. crime. boy. has. come. to. town.
you like this? you like the state of things, as they are?
i think weapons are really just accessories.
ah beans, i look like a real goober.
extra, extra! read all about it! i’m a hell man!
i went full battle toad.
hello, yes, i come for you in the dreaming hours.
now what are you beefing for?
pizza crime is eternal.
i got a lot of nasty juice built up in my system.
the effect i was hoping to have was her death. mission accomplished!
plot with me hoes
ship with me hoes
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