MONSTER FACTORY SENTENCE STARTERS — quotes pulled from youtube series created by justin and griffin mcelroy. feel free to make alterations.
feeling flirty, are we? that will be your downfall.
i did my best and tried very hard, but i’ll be the first to say i didn’t do good enough.
if i see a ghost, i’m gonna flip shit.
what’s up, everybody! i think dogs should vote!
i don’t like it… i do like it, though.
yeah, that’s good. hide your shame.
the world is pain… is anyone still horny?
i’m all about hope, change, and zestiness.
nobody move, i’ve lost both a contact lens and my husband.
can you please stop talking? i’m trying to read the terms of use.
i’m just gonna let the murder take me there.
look at that. those plump-ass lips. kissable! kissable soft!
i fucking love this look, but i’m confused and scared by the look and i’m worried about the look.
do you like that? do you like how i express myself?
i hate looking at him do anything.
if h.p. lovecraft saw this right now he would shit his pants to death.
i’ve been bedeviled! you’re bedevilin’ me!
that’s a funny trick to play on god.
the factor of ‘this guy fucks’ is at like 15% right now.
can i get my giant cowboy hat back?
i am a work in progress. god’s still figuring me out.
as a family, we’re going to burn this fucking house down.
don’t you make my blood come out!
nasty. crime. boy. has. come. to. town.
you like this? you like the state of things, as they are?
i think weapons are really just accessories.
ah beans, i look like a real goober.
extra, extra! read all about it! i’m a hell man!
hello, yes, i come for you in the dreaming hours.
now what are you beefing for?
i got a lot of nasty juice built up in my system.
the effect i was hoping to have was her death. mission accomplished!