funny not found

[foolwhomenjoyscheese]

How many dragons you see?

[foolwhomenjoyscheese]

Found another on the way home, im being swarmed

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

a lil tomato soup made from roast tomato, onion, garlic and bell pepper with a lil grill ches. regular marble cheddar, some farmers market truffle cheddar, and a lil pickle for the filling. bread is a sourdough pullman's loaf recipe of my own design

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

man it is SO funny that everyone's still cycling this post considering that the meal poisoned the shit out of me

turns out the bread i baked there had started to mold, the cheddar cheese had started to mold, and the chicken stock I used for the soup's best before date was over a year ago. I found all of this out a day or so later and I'm now still dealing with the gastroenteritis symptoms

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

everyone in here would have gotten poisoned if I'd brought this to the potluck, good to know

[identifying-mushrooms-in-posts]

Rhizopus sp./Mucor sp. (mold)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

dude

[foolwhomenjoyscheese]

[foolwhomenjoyscheese]

*in a Situation that has approximately zero correlation to (thing)*

"This reminds me of (thing)."

"Why did you say 'open parentheses thing close parentheses.' You did not need to do that."

[itsapmseymour]

Shape Shifting Mischievous Slime

[foolwhomenjoyscheese]

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

[readsquirrel]

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

[involuntaryorange]

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

[son-of-a-tenth-place]

CAT PARADE IS BACK

[cricketcat9]

ALWAYS reblog Cat Parade! 💕💕💕

And one of them has a little duck on its head 🤣

[grogusmum]

I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰

[oonajaeadira]

GIVE YOURSELF A 2 MINUTE PRESENT.

YOU DESERVE TO STOP AND EXPERIENCE A SIMPLE JOY.

[tawnyontumblr]

Never not reblogging the cat parade!

[darklordreasonable]

Mildly annoyed that this isn’t actually the full video, so here it is:

[darklordreasonable]

#i vaguely that there was a sequel to this that was HD

Apparently you correctly!

[the-haiku-bot]

#i vaguely

that there was a sequel to

this that was HD

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[foolwhomenjoyscheese]

That don't seem right

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you people are. unkind to me

[foolwhomenjoyscheese]

He said, gun aimed at himself

[foolwhomenjoyscheese]

"Yeah pikmin 3 wasn't the greatest."

-said by a man who has all mission, defeat enemies and boss levels platimum'd, all the maps memorized, optimal routes memorized, and will not stop whistling the mission mode theme

"Hey! Pikmin was good actually."

-also me

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[birds-in-posts]

White-bellied sea-eagle (Icthyophaga leucogaster)

[foolwhomenjoyscheese]

Oh no...

[pukicho]

Please DM me if you are a giant man who can. I am in desperate need of your services.

[mishadoe]

what about giant women who can, Puki?

[pukicho]

No. Doesn't rhyme. Also please no one actually DM me, I just wanted to say the rhyme.

[msmaev]

Man so swarmy to his undying giant woman army. It is sickening

[pukicho]

I apologize to my giant woman army, it just didn't rhyme.

[foolwhomenjoyscheese]

What about a giant they who may?

Or a giant them who mem?

[hotcrossedfangs]

[shounenchild]

my favorite part of this whole thing tbh

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[foolwhomenjoyscheese]

Here were dragons

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[foolwhomenjoyscheese]

Been replaying subnautica 1 before i play 2.

"There's no bad without the good, no good without the bad. Sounds like you tasted a bunch of the former, but that only means you're overdue a whole lot of the latter. Might just be we're it.

Avery Quinn"

Got to this quote, some days feel like that former, but lately, things have been slowly feelin like that latter. Hope things are goin well in the world for you lot, if not, ill be hopin for you to come across your own latter. Even if it's just a new ladder, or surgery on an off bladder, and i hope you don't get too much sadder, cause things will eventually get...

Slightly more decent

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

batman but with anatomically correct bat ears

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if i may humbly elucidate:

[chocolatemicenwhiskey]

@ritzy-biscuit

[ritzy-biscuit]

@chocolatemicenwhiskey

Hope no one screams in those ears 😬

[ritzy-biscuit]

@origami-trust

I took a screenshot of your tags before you fixed them >:D

Can you imagine a bat dressed, crazed man driving by just yelling “ECHOLOCATION!”

[ritzy-biscuit]

@jovialjuggernaut @stephalupagous @untilfurthern0tice HERE.

[foolwhomenjoyscheese]