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[foonoodlesart]

Are YOU looking for an art server to join for shits and giggles?? Well look no further than here!!!

Artist, writers and everyone in between are welcome to join!!!

Check out the 𝜗℘　⎯⎯　nocturnal　˳˳˳ community on Discord - hang out with 51 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

And it's vampire themed how cool is that

[camilleflyingrotten]

[cam-orange]

I need you guys to write MORE social media silly crack treated seriously fic NOW

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

just found out the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where he's MPregged by Danny Devito with Emma Thompson's baby came out the year I was born, this movie is 30 years old, pregnant Arnold Scwarzenegger throwing a man across the room while saying 'my body my choice' happened 30 years ago

edit: video evidence, shout out to Evasive for dredging this film from the depths of my memory

[changmin-lord-of-chaos]

I love this movie 🥰🤩

[citycept]

I love the idea that the Eridians briefly think that Rocky Came Back Wrong.

He shrugs and nods and does weird shake things with his carapce and their just like.... bro, why are you moving like that? He also talks so fucking slow and enunciates like his beautiful family is 20 years old. But when Grace is done being scurvy and rickets ridden and is capable of joining the thrum outside his earth enclosure, they realize Rocky spent a few years talking to a slow as fuck human incapable of converting to Eridian seconds in his head. He's pausing to congugate and he frequently needs words above a 1st grade level defined to him.

Damn, our planet was saved by a 30 year old? The planet fucking sent a CHILD into space? Rocky spent the entire time in space babysitting. You need to sleep. You need to eat. Damn, build him a statue he's now the patron saint of children.

[artsy-moonwalker]

this isn’t rage, it’s too specific

[kcokaine]

the comforting touch of the beautiful moon

[sushiisiu]

ily

[sailorsally]

the thing about captain america the first avenger is that it tries really hard to sell the idea of Bucky being a macho womanizer. Too bad they cast Sebastian Stan, the master of sad longing gazes you'd normally only ever see in eastern european gay porn.

[snazzycicada]

[destiel-news-network]

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This comes one day after the archive changed their status to “Omega” for April Fools’ Day.

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

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[elikaruna]

what if i

[transformativeworks]

For all the folks who have been begging pleading asking for these in the inbox - behold. User @elikaruna is here to save you.

The instructions on adding such things to your AO3 profile are in the news post (at the bottom) - just replace the url in the example with the url of whichever other thing you are putting there. And probably change the alt text.

[melandrops]

the aroace read of ryland grace is so personal and haunting. "you don't even have a dog." was it not enough to love the world for the sake of living in it. was it not enough to live for the thrill of discovery. was it not enough to smile at your students. was it not enough to be afraid.

[dominolemon]

HEAR ME OUT FELLAS..

[m00ntunaart]

Half the reason I ship Bobadin is because nothing is funnier than Boba “#1 Mando Hater” Fett being endeared against his will to the most Mandalorian Mando to ever Mandalorian.

Din has a 0 in social skills but somehow a 100 in charisma. Bro cannot make small talk to save his life but still somehow maxes out in friendship with everyone he meets (and maybe a lil more than friendship with Boba 😏)

[foonoodles]

Lowkey forgot the entire plot of season 3 of the mandalorian and no I will Not be rewatching it IM NOT TOUCHING IT EVER AGAINNNN

[penny-anna]

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

[my-last-brain-cell-is-socrates]

Let me demonstrate my answer for you:

That's it. That's my answer. Endor.

Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.

[whetstonefires]

that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.

like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.

[penny-anna]

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

[davetheshady]

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.

[bogwitch-extraordinaire]

@softness-and-shattering I hate you I hate you I hate you

[grendel-menz]

Ramadan Mubarak.

What should be a time for the people in Palestine to spend joyfully with their families is still a nightmare. Resources like food, water, and medicine are still scarce and bombs are still falling on children in tents.

If you have the means, please consider donating to my friend Hamza during his and his family’s time of need. They have had such a rough go of life, and could use the help, especially during the holiday. If you can’t donate please consider reblogging — everything is helpful!!

FUNDRAISER

[aahedomar]

@huzni

I beg your compassionate heart to look at my daughter Iman’s story with mercy… She suffers in silence, and I stand helpless before her pain. Your share could bring her hope and life again 🙏💔

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