ERLEICHDA

verb: lighten up transhumanist anprim I hate memes and I love clowns Decs // 30s // aus

[aliaoftheknives]

I must not cringe. Cringe is the mind-killer. Cringe is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my cringe. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. When the cringe has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. 

[footloosefloyd]

I must not post. Posting is the mind-killer. Posting is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my post. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. When the post has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[daciancatamite]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[daciancatamite]

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[kristina100000]

new york to miami no bras no panties

[mithrandirl]

[bowelfly]

the gherkin inspector

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[captain-price-returns]

*jumps at you with a wet thud*

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[dogpuppy]

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[lunarry]

[sm64mario]

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

[sm64mario]

AND NOT MISS

[im-thivus]

[courtofthevampireking]

im a big fan of how this person tried to get mario killed immediately after tadc thirstposting. fascinating behaviors going on on this website

[vanglaggle]

YOU HAVE TO LAUGH

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[pineweasel]

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999)

It's about courage, and it's about faith, and it is also about heart.

[grimoiremanifest]

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on