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[for-faen]

Dont follow this place go look at my art instead

[gwyoi]

Freaks that are about to have crazy gay sex

[vilethot]

happy pride

[darkspaceboytoy]

Horror director: What if there was a woman I *didn’t* want to have sex with. Wouldn’t that be the scariest fucking thing

[gmailconstruct]

primordial soup

[8nin]

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

[charl0ttan]

being bald is crazy. how are u gonna get a little strand stuck in ur glasses. you still wear glasses right

[filthinfatuated]

bald guy here! we wear glasses to improve our vision and to prevent passing birds from mistaking us as big wrinkly eggs. instead of our own hair, we get mysterious strands of other peoples hair stuck in our glasses- sometimes for hours -until the tickle on our bald temples starts to drive us crazy. Fun fact! the average bald person can have strands of hair stuck to them from up to 15 individuals at a time, and can identify these hairs with around 70% accuracy! follow me for daily informational bald posts !

[charl0ttan]

ive heard all i need to. thank you for taking the time to educate me. i am so fucking proud to be an ally

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[thyrell]

why does every vulture look lesbian as hell

[thyrell]

like honestly im dead certain i saw this couple drinkin pabst at a potluck last week its not just me right

[helloitsbees]

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

[helloitsbees]

you can’t fucking do this to me

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

A Noble Sacrifice

Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.

[rimonoroni2]

first cryptid you ever run into as a little kid is called Best Friends Older Brother

[throathole]

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

[throathole]

INCREDIBLE response

[littlehenrikehd]

Saknar ord lowkey

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[diamondringsandgutterbones]

"get a job" "unemployed behaviour" okay but like. girl your ableism

[heating-element]

girl your abelism. girl your inexplicable capitalistic worldview. girl your view of labour productive for capital being directly tied to your worth as a person. but also really holy shit girl your abelism!

[thehotelchelsea]

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

[shiftythrifting]

Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.

[tiddybearcomfortstrap]

Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change

[mythicalthing]

Important question. What are your top 3 fruits