Occasional shit tier meme poster and whatever else

Pretty much just a collection of things I like

[just-shower-thoughts]

Saying “have a nice day” to someone sounds friendly, but saying “enjoy your next 24 hours” sounds threatening.

[keybladesoras]

#The frog is a part of him

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[foxnonny]

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

[xfandomscreenshots]

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Omg this is ab-so-lute-ly hilarious! He even did the Pennywise dance! 

[goldnpoc]

That was an art

[ultrafacts]

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[northwest-cryptid]

I’m buying a castle.

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

https://www.moulin.nl/en/realestate/castle-for-sale-france-midi-pyrenees-gers-32_102909/

Update: The castle as of April 2015 is actually only around $1,300,000 USD now due to the currency exchange rates! :D

[greatfulldedd]

[brunhiddensmusings]

this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it. Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they literally cant keep track of how many discount castles are up for grabs it doesn’t even have to be an ambitious plan, even if it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can afford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs- like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle, or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the castle could make it an income opportunity they will literally -GIVE- you a castle to make sure someone is taking care of it rather then let them all sit empty

[slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2]

@triss19 I have an idea

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Hey who wants to help me buy a castle

[righteousbae-deactivated2019070]

@termytheantisocialbutterfly

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

but am I brave enough to move to italy and live in a castle

[japotecture]

[caveisgettingdeleted-deactivate]

Thank you clam man

[itsagifnotagif]

Life

[for-teh-emprah]

Don't be upsetti have some spaghetti

[pleasedonteattidepods]

[cisnowflake]

Dude….

[memedocumentation]

Please please dont retire this format/type of blog I love it so much :'(

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most  beautiful way possible. And when I leave, you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

[possiblyhereticalultramarine]

@ultramarineblues @fuukonomiko @templarhalo @askrobouteguilliman40k

The amazing passage is from the book: “The Honoured”

[ultramarineblues]

BRB need to cry for a bit

[puffinken-deactivated20190814]

I’m not crying, those tears are heraldry…

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[loki-cat2]

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

[cisnowflake]

People play too many games. She signed up for this shit. She got what she got.

[22o22]

텀블러 들어올때마다 고통뿐이야

[k-chan-personal-blog]

[nocrimeinthewasteland]

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

[notoriouslywitty-deactivated201]

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

[crunkellove-blog]

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Reblogging purely for the last one

[svrgebinder]

@jupiterjames

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[hexedwithluck]

Hi, I’m REALLY mad right now at this stupid website so please bear with me.

 A certain artist (based in the Philippines might I add) recently made a J.CO (Indonesian donut restaurant chain) gijinka recently, and people accused them of whitewashing their gijinka because the character’s skin was too bright. I, as an Indonesian, am seriously offended. 

Not by the gijinka, 

but by the masses of people who are being offended ON MY BEHALF FOR THE WRONG REASONS.  The most insulting thing about this whole situation is that this website fucking auto-assumes that all brightly colored characters have been whitewashed and that this is always a bad thing and racist because of how things are in the West. Hi. Indonesia is not the United States. Indonesia is not a country in Europe. Indonesia is a multicultural society in Asia made up mostly of Southeast Asians, Melanesians, and East Asians. You can NOT apply the same exact sensitivities and narrative to Indonesia as you can in the West.  …Let me give you a quick rundown:

 Racism in Indonesia is not always about about a white skinned race oppressing a darker skinned race. If anything, it’s more to do with Xenophobia and Religion.  Following up on that, here’s the shocker:  The DISCRIMINATED MINORITY in Indonesia has a lighter skin color than the PRIVILEGED MAJORITY.  East Asians, mostly Chinese, who generally have brighter skin tones than your regular Southeast Asian person, are regular targets of hate speech, discrimination, racism, and even a 1998 genocide that still strikes fear and opens up old wounds in their hearts upon mention.  PLEASE GET THAT INTO YOUR DENSE SKULL.  Indonesia has serious racial problems, but you can NOT automatically assume everything as from a western country perspective.  To do so is seriously, seriously racist.

 The intention was “right” from your perspective, but please. Do your research, and don’t automatically always assume that light skin is whitewashing. You’re touching on a VERY sensitive and often radically different subject depending on which nation you are talking about.  It’s INSULTING to your fellow PoCs.  I feel insulted. I feel like this website just made a unanimous decision for me because I’m either too “uneducated” “uninformed”, “tolerant” or WHATEVER the fuck you think of Indonesians to feel offended for myself. This website made me think that the Indonesian restaurant chain CAN ONLY be run by Southeast Asians when there are hundreds, if not thousands of East Asian J.CO employees whose lives and stories, and struggle against discrimination you’ve just invalidated just because of your westernized view of racism.  AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF,  THE ARTIST YOU’RE MAD AT IS A PoC FROM THE SAME REGION AS INDONESIA THEMSELVES, (the Philippines) AN ARTIST WHO HAD NO INTENTION OF WHITEWASHING. WHO JUST SAW REALLY NICE COLORS THAT WORKED AND THOUGHT IT WAS COOL. WHO KNOWS FULL WELL THE STRUGGLE SOUTHEAST ASIA HAS HAD AGAINST EUROPE IN THE COLONIAL PERIOD.  IT’S AS IF YOU’RE TRYING TO LECTURE A VICTIM ON WHY THEY SHOULD FEEL VICTIMIZED INSTEAD OF UNDERSTANDING OUR STORY.                  WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, TUMBLR.

[thatwest0nkid-deactivated202106]

My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice

[somethingdnd]

interesting method

[takeo14]

My question is do the die affect topography any or just set the borders?

[somethingdnd]

I imagine it’s up to the person making the map. But maybe the more dice in a single spot, the more mountainous or forested the area. Maybe choose a few dice to be deemed cities, and some dice for ruins.

[onion-ice]

Maybe let the dice choose, like a nat 20 would be the world capital, and 10’s would be mountains or something like that.

[somethingdnd]

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

[captain-forsyth]

what would happing if all the dice landed on a 20?

[somethingdnd]

then you have a very busy continent

[muck-raker-deactivated20181222]

not all of those are d20s though, so you’d have to come up with another method for the other ones

[somethingdnd]

Adjusted for all dice you might have

D20

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

D12

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9-10: Tundras and snow covered lands

11: Farms and towns

12: Larger cities

D10

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9: Tundras and snow covered lands

10: Farms and towns

D8

1-4: Plains and fields

5-6: Forests

7: Mountains

8: Tundras and snow covered lands

D6

1-3: Plains and fields

4: Forests

5-6: Mountains

D4

1-2: Plains and fields

3: Forests

4: Mountains

[words-are-chaos]

Holy shit. Definitely using this.

[jonkakes]

I swore at how simple this motherfucking thing is. You’re all bastards and i love you.

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

The Unbreakable Litany

From iron cometh strength

From strength cometh will

From will cometh faith

From faith cometh honor

From honor cometh iron

This is the Unbreakable Litany. May it forever be so