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so ive had a stroke it's true 19 <3

[for3ver-pining]

time to be awkward because this is my first time interacting in adult spaces . a year after im technically able to. so yes i will be awkward for a while probably and the crowd begins throwing tomatoes at me

okay that said 18+ BLOG. I WILL BITE YOUR KNEES OFF

i go by Evers on here (they/she) but really if anybody comes up with a nickname or anything thats fine too!

(pretend i have a sick awesome divider right here but instead im just gonna yap under the cut and make this pretty later)

like i said somewhere i hyperfixate on a lot of stuff. mainly h/azbin right now because yippee but ues please talk to me about them especially

i dont care who interacts! just dont be a jerk and dont be creepy because i will crash out ngl

(can yall tell im awkward yet. twas the tism mlord)

im just throwing random things here atp. might do wavs eventually but probably not because ive given myself a Lot of nosebleeds after like two minutes of trying to induce with anything lmao. saddest days of my life

will probably reblog ask games! talk to me i thjnk im funny

[for3ver-pining]

stop it rn when he almost sneezed (and was Loud about it) then talks about how it was because of my hair and how hes not doing it on purpose good lord im fucking weak

[thebigchoo]

HAPPY GAY MONTH MY FELLOW QUEERS AND CUTIES! 🌈🌈✨✨💖💖

[feverfcking]

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i found an earring and decided to try inducing with it and wtf my nose absolutely hates it. so i decided to do a little nose torture and only removed it to switch nostrils or blow my nose. it also got caught on my septum ring a couple times and locked it's movement completely - all in all the most sneezing i've maybe ever done.

enjoy!

[for3ver-pining]

i was sitting on my boyfriend's lap in his clothes n outta nowhere he stopped talking and sneezed on my thighs

[for3ver-pining]

my mom had me hold a lawn bag while she raked up dry grass today and i discovered two things. one my asthma hates grass but more importantly my sneeze is a lot more intense

[for3ver-pining]

life update i broke up with my girlfriend and am still open to yapping about r/esident e/vil. especially l/eon i fear i am neglecting him

[mr-dark-1amao]

Imagine you are kidnapped, you wake up in a psychiatric hospital at night, surrounded by a bunch of zombies and other monsters who want to kill you as soon as they see you, and the same crazy person who kidnapped you is looking for you everywhere.

So you know why Grace has to control her sneezes so bad.

[allergictosocializing]

AAAAA I LOVE

[for3ver-pining]

@spicydrops WE HAVE BEEN FED

[for3ver-pining]

specifically regarding my last post. ch/reon after r/equiem something something getting sick right when you get home bc you finally feel safe

[for3ver-pining]

shoutout to men sneezing

[xghostlightx]

Everybody hold up, have we considered - lightening triggering someone's photic reflex???

[sickficlover123]

I'm a horrible, horrible person, but it's so much better when two partners are angry at each other, fighting, pissed off, and one of them catches something. Like... ughhhh

[for3ver-pining]

thinkin about grace again. anyways she has a big ass coffee mug that she either has to hold with both hands or rush to find a surface for it before she sneezes (she always fills it too full because of course she does). regular basis dilemma for her

[selene-and-the-cold]

The phrase "The doctor will see you now" used between two lovers during some sexy caretaking roleplay in a flirty, seductive tone of voice...

[for3ver-pining]

thinking about gra/ce yet again. have my headcanons i need to yap

ive already mentioned i think she doesn't have full on fits but usually sneezes like four or five times. just enough to embarrass herself.

sniffly buildups. she won't inhale through her mouth unless she's Desperate because she doesn't wanna be loud

sneezes are either average loudness (but bend her at the waist) or like. those little "choo" stifles. yall know the ones.

covers the bottom half of her face with her clipboard if she's talking to someone. otherwise it's the back of her wrist

those of you who havent seen r/equiem her cubicle is Messy btw. so much potential there. late nights trying to find that one report that's due before tomorrow morning but then she's spending three minutes waiting on the sneezes she can feel coming

photic sneezes photic sneezes

more spicy ones but not really

aforementioned honeymoon rhinitis. probably the exception to how many times she sneezes

i dont hc her w the kink but she would absolutely indulge

shed be so nervous about it too. half stuttering through a buildup and then giggling after about how she doesn't know what she's doing

would induce herself around her partner with a nearby lamp without warning and think it's hilarious

[for3ver-pining]

@spicydrops pspsps

[spicydrops]

man Pomni is obviously the dom in funnybunny

Sometimes, they're freaky as they can be, but when it comes to more vulnerable moments... Jax, especially, allows her to take care of him, of everything. He lets her handle the rest of the world until he can't help but just melt into her.

She gives him reassurances, or not, she can be completely silent too as she brings him into completion. He offers every bit of himself to her because he trusts her.

Before this relationship, Jax has always watched Pomni be the leader in a situation. He watched her take risks and it seems she always knows what to do—always knows what to say.

It's easy to be envious. He wants to be her. Yet it's easier to love.

[sneezingfetishftw]

Today I had to walk home in gym clothes in cold weather bc I lost the key to my locker (which contained my coats) and the gym employees couldn’t break the lock with their bolt cutters. And one of the employees told me repeatedly not to get sick bc “I like you and I wanna see you again”

So uh imagine your faves lol