NayomieJade

She/They I’m a full grown adult and that’s rad and fine

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Please, call me Frankenstein. Frankenstein was my father, but stealing his name and overriding his presence in the dominant cultural consciousness has been really, really satisfying

[holy-table-of-mercy]

So sad to see that Josh is the last noise boy left

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[satan-offical]

A little random but i would really love to know what your handwriting looks like. Any chance we could see a sample?

[watermelon--soup]

why do teachers hate it

[satan-offical]

Lots of teachers can't read it, and once my English teacher told me I write like a reception (4-5 year old) :'D

[abscshshhd]

I think my handwriting would kill your teachers

[fynn-cerulean]

Show us

[abscshshhd]

[satan-offical]

JESUS CHRIST-

[nayomiejade]

As a teacher, both of these are FINE and absolutely not the worst I’ve seen

[lesbianknighterrant]

He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

[lesbianknighterrant]

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)

[lesbianknighterrant]

i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone condition) BUT I GET UP AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)

YOURE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN (GRAPPLE IMMUNITY)

[unfairunknown]

Is this Maxwell Gotch??

[junk-thunder]

so we know that humans share 50% of their dna with bananas. and also, they say one in four humans are related to genghis khan. using this information, we can determine that genghis khan was 200% banana

[uhuh100]

this is how political statistics work I think

[audible301]

Obsessed with Brennan needing a snack even in the 10 minute joke season

[oatmealdiva]

lesbian fashion spectrum

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

anyway in case you don’t know it yet

[i-add-sources]

ChatGPT banned in Italy over privacy concerns

The country's data-protection regulator has serious privacy concerns over the technology.

Not only is this true, Italy’s privacy watchdog fined OpenAI for 15 million euros in late 2024.

[nayomiejade]

Lads is it neurotypical to get so upset that you left a hoody at your friend’s house that you have to order a new one because you don’t know when you’re going to see that pal again but it definitely won’t be for a couple of weeks

[satan-offical]

The sun is pissing me off rn can we turn it off

[autumn-outside-the-postoffice]

in honor of the best Dropout clip of all time

[snoocupz]

The Moons, The Suns & The Stars 🪶

Finished Six of Crows couple illustrations; Full versions below!

Kaz & Inej as the moons 🌗

Jesper & Wylan as the suns ☀️

Matthias & Nina as the stars ⭐️

[cannibalchicken]

[theabigailthorn]

let's orbit mama

[samreich]

two identical energies and the unflappable oscar montoya

[fluffmugger]

I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"

[licensedproldier]

so i see he had a very productive session with the kink therapist

[licensedproldier]

NOW LETS NOT DO THAT