Ramblings Of A Slutty Asexual Edwardian Poet

Effy/Vee/Veri (they/he) Over 20, under 25. Minors DNI. This is a snz/whump blog, you have been warned.

[very-freakin-effable]

Obligatory Intro Post

Salutations, fellow oddballs and assorted folks of interest! 

You can call me Vee, Veri or Effy (derived from "Very Freakin Effable" - no way in heaven, hell or the planes betwixt am I revealing my actual name on here)

My pronouns are they/he, and I finally got brave enough to do this!

This is, as you may guess, a snz/whump blog, so anyone who's not into that can respectfully fuck off. Don't make this any weirder than it is.

I'm asexual and some flavour of nonbinary (haven't quiiiite figured that out quite yet) so ✨deal with it babes✨

Ground rules/Shit To Know

I don't take requests for writing. Full stop. Sorr-eeee.

I don't write outright sex ever, sorry to disappoint but that's a Hell No for me.

If you don't have your age in your bio, your ass is getting blocked on sight.

I'm *really* into Go/od Om/ens, E/pic The Mu/sical, Hel/luva Bo/ss and Haz/bin Ho/tel at the moment but I may do things with original characters in the future if the inspiration strikes me.

Fic masterlist is here

Writing tag is #effablewritings

Fandom tags will be on this post to find them easier

I think that's about it

Enjoyyyyy

~ Effy/Veri

[patheticandmiserable]

B/axter creating some kind of plant monster, but the mutations it goes through change the properties of its pollen, and he finds out he’s allergic to it

And it spreads its pollen all over the lab. Now he can’t run his experiments without pausing to sneeze or blow his nose

[very-freakin-effable]

motherFUCK I DO NOT! NEED! MORE! IDEAS!

But goddddddddd this is GOOD

ohmygodilovethis

i am. LOOKING. WITH THE UTMOST RESPECT.

hhhhoooooolyfuck

[feverfangs]

YouTube for some reason:

"Hey, I noticed you've been distracted by YouTube shorts for a few minutes now. Would you like to resume watching 'hot desperate needy wet messy snotty chhinkni sneezing and thick gurgly noseblowing' on the TV?

You know, the one downstairs? In the living room? The FAMILY television? That one? Would you like to watch sneeze porn on the family television? You can click this pop-up one time to broadcast sneeze porn from your phone, onto the family TV downstairs. This is for your convenience."

[feverfangs]

DIE !!!!

[zensations35]

Living with husband: "Oh haha was my phone speaker on, whoopsies, good thing we're alone in the bedroom--"

Living with granddad: separate phone, separate account, never pair with anything other than the ONE headset, VPN, phone speaker audio OFF, only listen after midnight and never on Sundays...

[very-freakin-effable]

oh i have

separate youtube account

separate BROWSER

VPN

never ever connect my phone to anything but my own headphones

NEVER THE FAMILY TV NOPE NUH UH

yeah only listen when it's really late and i am. QUIET about it

[vibing-lizard-nose]

im literally so sad about the good omens ending i need fluff 😭😭 i need them to choose to bring everything back but get their freedom somehow idk and then have them collapse from stress buildup after everything they went through plz omg 💔

Watching them like this would've healed me. Just some whump 💔

(Do NOT reblog to non whump/sick blogs! thank you! <3)

[very-freakin-effable]

POOR SWEET SUFFERING CREATURES 😭😭😭😭 THEY'RE SO FUCKIN CUTE BUT AWWWHH NOOO

[mintleavesss]

OUGHH I WANNA BE ALLERGIC N PATHETIC N SNEEZY SO BAD. I WANNA BE A PATHETIC NB GUY FOR A HOT BUTCH OR FEMME. I WANT A SENSITIVE ASS NOSE THAT CANT STAND MOST ALLERGENS AND HAVE RAPID SNEEZING FITS ALL THE TIME AND AND AND

[snzsuckers]

When their building up goes from ”hah—” to “hIH—” to “IIH—“

[petulantpony]

the hottest girl u know has an inconveniently intense fetish

[petulantpony]

and it’s for something everyday and benign. you cant imagine the agony.

[head-colds]

fit with a stilted, interrupting, frequent cadence that seems like it’s being leaned into to annoy who the person is in non-optional company with, until a while of back and forth reveals how they’re just helplessly along for the ride here

[empresskaze]

Your fave(s) going to Pride and the pollen count is high. Or it rains. Or both

[pinkskyparis-deactivated2020030]

Scenario: someone that habitually pinch stifles when they sneeze but they’re doing the dishes and wearing rubber gloves so they can’t pinch their nose and are forced to sneeze uncovered, causing much embarrassment.

[essence-of-lavender]

the whole drunk actions are sober thoughts but with allergies.

like a person who loves cats/dogs etc. but always stays away from them bc they’re allergic. but they’re drunk rn and that critter is so cute; they just have to give it some love. allergies? what allergies? that’s a problem for their sober self.

or maybe their crush/partner is wearing a cologne/perfume they’re really into but they haven’t quite mentioned being allergic to it yet, so they’re just cuddled up to their person and are hitchy/itchy and refusing to say why… (and maybe their crush/partner has the kink)

and maybe they don’t change clothes before going to bed so now they’ve slept while covered in an allergen and dealing with the itch in their nose that’s been brewing all night long… 👀

[cherrycherrytree]

happy pride to my fellow queer snzfuckers! i hope you all know that you’re sooo beautiful and sexy and loved, and that the world is a better place with you in it!

[feverish-cuddles]

pushing back the tip of a person's nose and holding a flower right against their nostrils making them deeply breath it in. You can watch their nostrils twitch quiver and flare in real time but you don't remove the flower. You want to make sure you get as much in them as possible and all that mess will keep the pollen trapped inside if you make them hold back

[thebigchoo]

HAPPY GAY MONTH MY FELLOW QUEERS AND CUTIES! 🌈🌈✨✨💖💖

[itsjustaflower]

Happy pride to all the queer snzfuckers here 💛💐

[itsjustaflower]

Who up wishing they were being forced to sneeze by a hottie who wants to see you vulnerable and squirming in desperation

[hitchykitty]

HAPPY PRIDE LGBTQ+ SNZFUCKERS ILY ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

whether you’re out & proud, in the closet, questioning, or whatever, ILYSM I’m so happy you’re here!!!!!