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antijohnmulaney

It was great

-my review of TROS

semisweetshadow

Bodhi means awakening.

pretty-castiel

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

back-that-sass-up

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

oroborochi

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

anotherfirebender-deactivated20

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

disastrousqueer

i need that

disastrousqueer

holy shit i got two?? i feel so special rn

leftyluci

Please

leesacrakon

I need

almndmilknhoney-deactivated2023

🅱️lease

foreverwcnter

someone made my day with this

amxiety84

Please I need it

brucie-deactivated05092020-deac

OP STRAIGHT UP MURDERED ME. YOU SAID TERRIBLE

supperblog-deactivated20170826

i lose my shit every time i remember that there’s a female yoda named yaddle

foxemoji

every time i see this post i feel inclined to point out that not only did she exist, but in the expanded universe, when she was only a padawan, she survived over a century in an underground torture chamber using only the force and a wooden stick. she literally became one with the force because she had nothing better to do and the only reason she died was because anakin skywalker got himself captured and she had to absorb a bioweapon into herself to save an entire planet. also she liked to sneak sweets into youngling’s cloaks

berrystumpytail

yaddle

1-purple-lightsaber

Yaddle’s death was actually super sad and Anakin blamed himself for it *it was kinda him that started that whole chain reaction tho* but everybody loved her she was like the nice but crazy great grandma of the Jedi order

freakonakaleesh

yaddle > yoda

anti-yoda

This is a yaddle fanblog

jebsaysmeow

Stop talking shit about Star Wars ships. We all know the Millennium Falcon is the best of all.

star-wars-forever

earlgreytea-for-me

au where padme lives and raises her two children thinking that anakin died on mustafar and works behind the scenes in the rebellion

and anakin/vader thinks that he killed padme

and they both think the other is dead and vader hates the shadowy leader of the rebellion and padme hates the emperor’s black-suited attack dog

i just have a lot of ideas about this idk

belinsky

this is the parent trap. this is the parent trap with luke and leia

glumshoe

C-3PO, but with bad image recognition, just walking around Tatooine with his hands over his eyes being constantly scandalized by the sand dunes because his AI tells him he’s surrounded by an endless expanse of nude flesh.

glumshoe

R2, beeping furiously while C-3PO trips and falls down a sand dune: “IT’S NOT FUCKING NUDE FLESH YOU PIECE OF SHIT DROID!!!”