Delightfully Domestic Starters
âThe coffee pot didnât turn on this morning.â
âWhoâs turn was it for breakfast?â
âItâs my day off, I earned the right to be lazy.â
âThis could get fixed by a professional, or it could be fixed by an amateur for free.â
âYouâre under arrest for being a blanket thief.â
âThe use of cold feet in bed, as a leverage tool, is illegal.â
âHow was your day at work?â
âIâm going to need a bathâŚâ
âNo no, youâre sick. You rest, Iâll take care of everything.â
âI think we need to go on a bit of a grocery trip.â
âIâve noticed all the laundry was done. You didnât have to.â
âLeftovers, or more take out?â
âThe neighbor is getting obnoxiously loud at night.â
âWhen was that garden gonna get started again?â
âDishes⌠right the dishes. In the next few minutes I swear.â
âI know you like my shirts but now youâve even stolen my doubles.â
âAll your oversized shirts belong to me now.â
âI canât help what I do in my sleep. That includes whatâs done with the blankets.â
âYou were tossing and turning last night. You okay?â
âIâm not sick, Iâm only slightly ill. Thereâs a difference. I can handle today.â
âSo dinner was being made⌠and then I realized the smoke alarm was broken.â
âDuct tape is a temporary, long term fix to everything.â
âI love you, but youâre beginning to pass out mid sentence. Go to bed.â
âYou canât tell me what to do, I can do what I want!â
âIf there is more noise at 2am I swearâŚâ