Serendipity

Nefeli “The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.." 134340

[petaltexturedskies]

Virginia Woolf, The Waves

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me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[shutinthenutouse]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Don't worry the audience extrapolated it back out. You zip the file and communicate it, they unzip it.

[stitchlingbelle]

This is the best explanation of the reader's contribution to art I've ever heard.

[remanence-of-love]

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis

[xhopesfallx]

Man…

[jager-bruder]

[queen-scribbles]

[xenonsreturn]

[greelin]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[deluls]

This isn't how I should look, DaVinci. Make me look just a little bit prettier. Add some contrast in there, too. I wanna show the world how beautiful I am.

CHANMINA, BIJIN (2022)

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

IT’S NOT PITCH BLACK AT 4 PM ANYMORE

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

IT’S NOT PITCH BLACK AT 5 PM ANYMORE

[longsightmyth]

Scientist on the ship: listen you laugh at the regulations but one time a woman DID try to tale a penguin home with her. I swear. She got it on the ship and was keeping it in her bathroom.

Me: that's WILD. These bathrooms aren't up to spec for penguins even overnight

Scientist: ...how would you know that

Me, realizing I'm about to get to tell my story about managing a hotel when there was an emergency stopover for penguin transport and we were the only place in the area with bathrooms that would work for the night:

[homunculus-argument]

I bet there's at least one guy who uses a wheelchair who became a sneakerhead just for the laughs. Wearing pristine bright white brand shoes like "if you let your shoes touch the ground you're a bitch. If you keep them on display and never wear them, you're a coward. I'm the only one doing this correctly. Fuck you, get on my level."

[aceinthetrap]

@呼葱觅蒜

[chrononautintraining]

In Love Game in Eastern Fantasy, everyone gives the "fake" cultivator grief for selling mosquito repelling talismans as protection talismans. This messy man is doing more to prevent the spread of disease in ancient china than any demon catcher. In this essay I will -