Serendipity

Nefeli “The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.." 134340

[spicymochi]

choose your fav tiny cat

[petaltexturedskies]

Virginia Woolf, The Waves

[100493503004422]

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[shutinthenutouse]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Don't worry the audience extrapolated it back out. You zip the file and communicate it, they unzip it.

[stitchlingbelle]

This is the best explanation of the reader's contribution to art I've ever heard.

[remanence-of-love]

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis

[xhopesfallx]

Man…

[jager-bruder]

[queen-scribbles]

[xenonsreturn]

[greelin]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[deluls]

This isn't how I should look, DaVinci. Make me look just a little bit prettier. Add some contrast in there, too. I wanna show the world how beautiful I am.

CHANMINA, BIJIN (2022)

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

IT’S NOT PITCH BLACK AT 4 PM ANYMORE

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

IT’S NOT PITCH BLACK AT 5 PM ANYMORE

[longsightmyth]

Scientist on the ship: listen you laugh at the regulations but one time a woman DID try to tale a penguin home with her. I swear. She got it on the ship and was keeping it in her bathroom.

Me: that's WILD. These bathrooms aren't up to spec for penguins even overnight

Scientist: ...how would you know that

Me, realizing I'm about to get to tell my story about managing a hotel when there was an emergency stopover for penguin transport and we were the only place in the area with bathrooms that would work for the night:

[homunculus-argument]

I bet there's at least one guy who uses a wheelchair who became a sneakerhead just for the laughs. Wearing pristine bright white brand shoes like "if you let your shoes touch the ground you're a bitch. If you keep them on display and never wear them, you're a coward. I'm the only one doing this correctly. Fuck you, get on my level."

[aceinthetrap]

@呼葱觅蒜