[cultpeople]

[foreman]

Ong why do ppl online love pretending to hate iceberg lettuce. Like who cares. Its yummy.

[foreman]

This is not about the parasite thing I jst remember the green brothers having a whole thing about how iceberg lettuce has no nutritional value like 1 untrue 2 who is eating only iceberg lettuce 3 if it were true does it matter like omg can we just have something crunchy? I’m not drinking soylent?

[clown-deer]

how do u ask the corner store employee for celadon american spirits without sounding like a fag

[foreman]

Wow. Really miss this like I don’t but I do

[cybelusreverie]

undertale and deltarune has kind of been the best way to chart the way tumblrspeak has changed over time

[cybelusreverie]

[im-in-ur-areaaa]

when oomf shows u trade and trade follows The Hut on instagram

[foreman]

Ong why do ppl online love pretending to hate iceberg lettuce. Like who cares. Its yummy.

[foreman]

Sometimes when I look at my boyfriend he gets rlly shocked and silent for a second and then says “sorry..but for a second you really looked like matt johnson”

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[gezin-yazar]

[monopole]

[foreman]

[realmsofgames]

undertale > school

[stroebe2]

[witchrealms]

(x)

[aceynk]

asparagus = the wiggled worm of vegetables

rice = ants

brussrl sprouts = beetles

salad = ? scientists havent discoveted this yet

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden