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Intro to Stats is almost complete! 16-week course in 21 days, totally online! Currently holding an A and hanging on to that 4.0 GPA! (Barring any unforeseen issues with the last two tests.) #stats #introstatistics #statistics #4credits #4creditsin3weeks #intersession #winterintersession #bmcc #cuny #forensicpsychology #forensicpsychologymajor #fourpointoh #4point0 #4point0gpa #college #student #johnjaycollege #straightastudent #sofar #wellsee #adhd #thankgodfor #adderall (at New York, New York)

Reading for tomorrow’s psychology class: How orgasms relate to motivation and emotion; how male and female orgasms and sexual response cycles differ. #psychology #psychologymajor #orgasms #multipleorgasms #excitement #plateau #college #motivation #emotion #refractory #refractoryperiod #education #giggle #immature #imtwelve (at New York, New York)

#emotion #refractory #psychologymajor #psychology #excitement #motivation #giggle #imtwelve #education #plateau #refractoryperiod #immature #multipleorgasms #orgasms #college

I wake up, lean over to my right, turn my lamp on, roll back to my original position, stare at the ceiling for a moment to gather my thoughts, casually look to my left and... AHH! JESUS CHRIST, BENNY! I can only assume he’s been perched on my pillow in that casual, judgmental position the entire night waiting for me to wake up to say “you fell asleep early and forgot to feed me... I have the ASPCA, PETA, and Animal Planet’s Twitter handle with a tweet drafted up. You have one more strike. No, no! Don’t worry! Devin fed us but I know who’s supposed to and it’ll be my word against yours.” #bennycat #cat #catsofinstagram #aspca #animalprecinct #annemarielucas #photogenicfeline #photogeniccat #photogenickitty #youcouldstandtoloseapoundortwo #thereisafullbowlofdryfood #youjustdidntgetyournightlycan #calmdown #butdidyoudie (at Inwood, New York)

#bennycat #photogenicfeline #annemarielucas #photogeniccat #photogenickitty #catsofinstagram #thereisafullbowlofdryfood #youcouldstandtoloseapoundortwo #youjustdidntgetyournightlycan #cat #calmdown #animalprecinct #butdidyoudie #aspca

So here's the issue. I'm seeing Cats in 5 minutes but my glasses that were glued together broke on my way here and I lost the lens down a subway grate. I can either watch the show with one eye closed monocle style, with my sunglasses on, or through my camera. #catsbroadway #catsmusical #neilsimontheatre #blobsthemusical #cats #broadway #askedforanaisle #16seatsawayfromtheaisleonbothsides #aisleseatinmyrowisempty #maybeicanaskbombalurinaforherlightglassesduringtheoverture #christinecornishsmith #ismyspiritanimal (at CATS at Neil Simon Theaater)

#neilsimontheatre #maybeicanaskbombalurinaforherlightglassesduringtheoverture #christinecornishsmith #blobsthemusical #broadway #aisleseatinmyrowisempty #askedforanaisle #cats #16seatsawayfromtheaisleonbothsides #catsmusical #ismyspiritanimal #catsbroadway

Sometimes you wake up at 3:45pm (don't judge, I am a Gay of Leisure) after a long night of resume dumbing to a text message asking if you'd like to attend, free of charge, Lea Salonga's cabaret show at 54 Below in 3 hours. I was on the A train 45 minutes later, obviously. #leasalonga #54below #feinsteins54below #misssaigon #broadway (at Feinstein’s/54 Below)

#broadway #misssaigon #54below #leasalonga #feinsteins54below

I get up to use the bathroom, come back, realize I'm about to sit on my cat, quickly shift my weight over to the side to avoid him, not realizing that my $800 pair of glasses are on my bed I put my palm directly on them and crack them right where it holds the lens in. I know I can super glue them but these were my favorite and most comfortable pair of glasses ever. RIP VERSAYCE FRAMES 2014-2017. #versace #gianniversace #broken #glasses #devestated #medicaidaintgoingtocoverversaceframes #thankstheywereversayce (at Inwood, Manhattan)

#gianniversace #versace #broken #thankstheywereversayce #glasses #medicaidaintgoingtocoverversaceframes #devestated

No one is allowed to say anything negative about @marthastewart EVER. AGAIN! #marthastewart #trump #fucktrump #snoopdogg #usa #unitedstates #unitedstatesofamerica #patriotism

#unitedstatesofamerica #fucktrump #usa #trump #snoopdogg #marthastewart #unitedstates #patriotism

Tee hee. #mollyscupcakes #greenwichvillage #bleeckerstreet #watchyourkids #iftheygiveoutcorgisconsidermeunattended #dontforgettheespresso (at Molly's Cupcakes)

#bleeckerstreet #iftheygiveoutcorgisconsidermeunattended #mollyscupcakes #dontforgettheespresso #watchyourkids #greenwichvillage

To quote myself...

No, but really... it's so humid in here I'm using my Powerade as a cooling neck-roll! Look at the sweat on my forehead. LOOK AT THE HEIGHT OF MY HAIR!!! #dying #missingwinter #sweaty #newyorkcityinthesummer #wait #itsnotsummeryet #fuck (at Super Laundromat & Dry Cleaners)

#itsnotsummeryet #wait #newyorkcityinthesummer #sweaty #fuck #dying #missingwinter