I Write Comedies Not Tragedies

Tiff // Icon of Despair // Type 2

[justbadjazz]

I feel like that dril tweet that goes like “I fight capitalism by saying I have never heard of pringles”

[justbadjazz]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[roseseafoam]

[moon-gf]

u ever want to sit a man down and tell him straight up he is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is

[petty-davis-eyes-deactivated202]

Every goddamn day of my life

[anonalpaca-deactivated20211107]

y’all: mlm and wlw

my chaotic dumbass internal monologue: mlem and wuhluhwuh

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[naimly]

Gonna post this silly little tutorial thing here too, just in case it helps anyone else out or if anyone was curious about how I personally like to colour stuff!

Enjoy reading my chicken scratch :^)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Obsessive thinking is the mental equivalent of picking at scabs, it makes you feel like you are making progress but really you’re just making it take longer to heal

[forensix]

mind your business

[square]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

i put sleepytime tea in the wine…..and the pasta

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff

[ronpaulhdwallpapers]

if(goingToHitStuff) {

dont();

}

[elizeshiro]

as a robotics student if you input the correct data for the variables ‘goingtohitstuff’ and ‘dont’ this technically can work. i mean, I’ve done this with some of my friends before as a meme and it’s essentially the same thing as writing all the code, except it’s all summarized at the end with those 2 vairables in the if else sequence

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Bro you are so smart. I bet you code so good dude. you are freaking gifted with knowledge right now…

[artist-magritte-deactivated2020]

Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[ammit420]

my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

[dankmemeuniversity]