Behold! Eco! Writing/Artistic Extraordinaire!

I NEED somebody to read my brain wolves and write my stuff for me <3

[zeelatunes]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 16 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[forest-troupe]

@storm-of-the-swarm

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[forest-troupe]

@harrowingtombs 🦷 =^•w•^= n❤️‍🔥!!!

[wdgaymer]

Chikorita+orange! ( ◠‿◠ )

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the garlic. it beckons you

[thesweetestsupervillains]

It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.

We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[storm-of-the-swarm]

@forest-troupe

[forest-troupe]

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

-🦷

[wowzeryeeowzer]

guys............ guys what if all the jashlings were bunnies..... omg

[forest-troupe]

@storm-of-the-swarm

-🦷!!!!!

[forest-troupe]

@the-favor-tree horrible news today, pollo killed a hacked user today😔💔

[the-favor-tree]

Art of me and partner (🪻) in irl outfits! (under cut!) @forest-troupe

+ little pngtubes like AJ made :)€

[veryluckyclovers]

[forest-troupe]

@storm-of-the-swarm BUNNY

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[anotherhawk]

Eva Stratt does NOT need a redemption arc. Eva Stratt did EVERYTHING WRONG so that no-one else would have to. Her hands are permanently stained with blood so humanity gets to keep on living.

[stiffyck]

I just made some BULLSHIT.

He/she Grace

[webhoards]

[runby2]

[passioninblue]

no

[kadethecat]

[runby2]

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

[runby2]

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

[runby2]

I STILL HAVE TO SEE THIS BTW. ITS BEEN YEARS.

[tastelessleather]

And you will see it again.