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25. Tx. My equine side blog is @elysianequus. l post random things on this blog. Suggestive blogs *bots* will be blocked. l°g°B°t°q

[forestblunts]

After a long hiatus..I have returned

[sandy-days-and-sun-rays]

[forestblunts]

When the gay hits you and you can't stop it..

[ithelpstodream]

[psychedelicfelon]

All facts though 🤷🏾‍♂️

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Because [cishet]men don’t have or really understand indepth friendship. They depend on ALL of their emotional support from their parents (read: mothers) or their spouses (read: wives). So when they are expected to care about the well being and feelings of a woman they aren’t fucking they think the world is ending.

[eroticallyyou-deactivated201812]

I GUARANTEE somebody got their feelings hurt after reading this LMAO

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

^Facts

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

For those who didn’t understand

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

10/10 post

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

“Women aren’t vending machines you put compliments into until sex comes out.”

[llovinghome]

[mauriice]

[previoustags]

[shygaetano]

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

[that-twink-over-there]

I think I’ve reblogged this 10 times in the past few days. I love it

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

[suzcatonmars]

This is Money Freddie here to bless you with good fortune this November

[physicalkideliot]

Well… if anything is going to bless me it’d be Freddie Mercury

[modelinterrupted]

I welcome ALL the ABUNDANCE coming my way✨

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[clickbaitayatollah]

good

[huntrad]

pics that make you go good

[forestblunts]

Swiper swiped his last swipe.

[dancinginlosangeles]

So last month we had 8 providers in my area robbed and raped. This man had fake escort accounts that he paid for himself on eros to provide fake referrals for himself, provided ID, provided pictures, talked on the phone, etc. In other words, he seemed legit…because he was a professional thief.  

But.

The real kicker here is that he’s been blacklisted 20+ times on Verify Him. I’ve seriously I’ve never seen a guy blacklisted so many times. If these girls had known to check this site, he would never have gotten the chance. So please Sugar babies and escorts, get on Verify him. It’s free. Its been around forever. Even when you run out of credits, you can use the “browse blacklist database” and search with emails, names, phone numbers, etc. Just screen everyone and make no exceptions. It pisses me off that hes been able to do this to so many women and he knows hes going to continue to get away with it, because the police will never do anything about it. 

I know we know this, and I know we talk about how important it is to screen all the time…but clearly the message isn’t getting out there for this man to be doing it for decades and getting away with it. He continues to victimize women all over the country. 

All we can do is warn each other. stay safe girls. 

[godshideouscreation]

I know verify him doesn’t work anymore but we have to keep each other safe the best we can ~

[sexxyysoulaan]

If you’re reading this I hope in 2019 you get

Financial Stability

Love

Job oppotunities

To travel

Peace

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[drinksomefuckingwater]

Drink Some Fucking Water!

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[babyanimalgifs]

high five gone wrong