Kill 'em with kindness

Maru. Plants. Food. Video games. Anime. Mice. Monster movies. Horror in general. Nerd shit. Permanently tired pigeon.

[lavenderfables]

Every day, I wake up and there isn’t a moving castle roaming the nearby hills.

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[fandom-man]

[jackabbot]

HEY ARNOLD! 1.02b • Field Trip

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[etrangere]

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

[my-dailydreams]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

HELP!!!!!

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[scissorsaint]

nice wound. Could use some salt though

[a-book-of-creatures]

Book that was good: I liked it 👍

Book that was bad: this sucked 👎

Book that I wanted to like but which failed to live up to my hopes: I am going to write 10,000+ words explaining exactly why this book wronged me

[cyrus-thenotsogreat]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

[centipedefriends]

god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[omtai]

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

[faustique]

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times