Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Canadian. 23. Too fond of too many things to define in a description.

[princessdelacruz]

[dtralph]

– Tickling

[divorcedfranklangdon]

Ren Faire girlfriend, history museum boyfriend

[da-pitt]

[sugurugetos]

THE PITT — S02E13 7:00PM

[tuna-jsgross]

Absorbing the many Kingdon parallels in the show [S2 Ep2 = S2 Ep12]

NERDS THEY’RE NERDSSS ren fair date asap nowwww

[space2wanders]

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[zevampirex]

Girls of the Pitt, be ready for chaos

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[astrodarlings]

what do you mean this isn’t what happened

[tvarchive]

ONE PIECE | 2x02: Good Whale Hunting

[oplastuff]

Taz reposted this?? OMFG

[vatrenirivali]

@.byaikaflores: 365

[escapepodding]

After Hollanov are out I want Shane to get the reputation of the greatest lay in North America. Like, its Helen of Troy and Shane Hollander, hand in hand bewitching people. Ilya may be Russia and the MLH's Greatest Love Machine, but Shane's dick got that man moving to Ottawa. I want the insane money Boston offered to get Ilya to stay leaked and everyone looking at Shane like 👁👄👁

People staring at Shane in the streets like Aphrodite walked past and Ilya is so mad because HE was the one who laid down mad pipe so good Shane married HIM. (He is that good but Ilya got him so there stop staring!)

[melissymel]

This is even worse than when he took a selfie and blurry pic of the board

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya’s pre game captain speeches are one million times funnier when you remember that him and shane let what happens on the ice decide what they’re doing in bed later

ilya [knowing that him and shane have a deal that whoever loses montreal v boston tonight is doing a strip tease for the other]: im not fucking around guys. do not. fuck this up for me