Σ:

Hello, hello, dearest of friends. We have much to discuss, no doubt.

[forestofnight-blog]

He says that he has sworn off romance. I cannot say that I would not do the same, given his situation.

[forestofnight-blog]

It is tragic...

It is tragic, how much he understood. He saw it, saw it from the moment the hand was raised...and yet, he continued on, pretending there was not a hole in his heart, for fear of what would happen if he drove the stake the Event set between them in the whole way. He is gentle and kind, to a fault, and it is sad that caring too much can be a negative thing. 

But there is a point where you must let go, where it is no longer under your control, and you yourself are being harmed. If they will not hear you, you must leave. Do not let yourself be passive. Do not settle for pain, for fear of what may be. You cannot control what people do, so do not let them control you as well.

Respect others, but respect yourself.

[forestofnight-blog]

Oh, I am simply over the moon today!

I had met a human whose story did not have a happy ending in sight, who languished with a loathsome, violent beast. I could not convince him to let me slay his problem, but he was the one to ask if I would take him with me instead. He wished to be free from his horror--and I am more than happy to grant a wish like that.

Welcome to our family, dearest Mell!

Your many thousands of new siblings simply cannot wait to meet you.

[forestofnight-blog]

Ah, it seems I’m a little late. Most of the night has already gone by! Ah, well. I enjoyed myself tonight, as always. Many were impressed by my costume (I was a witch! Very spooky as you can see), and as I always aim to please, I gave everyone who visited the large candy bars and not the tiny ones. I’ve been told those always go over well.

I hope you all had a fine night as well. :3

[forestofnight-blog]

Hello, everyone! Lovely to see you all again. ::::3 Terribly sorry I haven;t been on much, I’ve been quite engrossed with a particularly good hunt as of late. These things take quite a lot of planning.

How may you all happen to be on this fine night?

[only1600kids]

remember when there was absolutely nothing in the universe?

[only1600kids]

reblog if you had popcorn to watch the big bang happen

[flittering-sylph]

Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.

[gollyplot]

If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne'er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.

[kingfucko]

stynt ðy clappe! beoð ðo writerris be wetleas knafen. ðy langag o engelond diffoulened be, ille usenid bi sclaundrous novelri.

[birthday-ad-and-friends-why]

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

10 hours of ambient static noises and chill

[popsonnet]

[forestofnight-blog]

laceandneedles

Oh! Hello there. Apologies if the greeting is a tad late, I’ve been quite busy with hunts and other assorted things. My name is Ha’e, and I have been described as a “great big spider”. 

May I ask yours? :3

[beradan]

[dharmagun]

be he stronge? list ye, budde

he hath straunge chymerical blod!

swyngeth he from a thred?

cast thine eyn ouverhedde

god wot! anon cometh spydere man

[solarbird]

GENIUS. ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS.

[forestofnight-blog]

loose reference as to how tall and Spooky Lookin less glamoured ha’e is. xey are Large ))

[genderoftheday]

Today’s Gender of the day is: A shadow that no light will shine on

[forestofnight-blog]

A tall, severe-looking woman with olive skin walks briskly into the formidable study. Her hair is long and black, streaked with a few sparse greys, and a scar runs across her right eye(s), slashing through one smaller eye, which is milky white and very blind. She wears a set of armor, made of mostly dark leather with several metal plates, too bright to be silver, intricately etched with hundreds upon hundreds of people, all of which are screaming in terror. She must be six and a half feet tall. The fireflies in the chandeliers chitter happily when they see her. 

She grins, fully understanding what she was called here for. Every ‘Ling knew when their Progenitor was angered, the hunters especially. She knew that this was no mere visit for the sake of visiting, and she grins. Xey know what kinds of cases she likes to work on, and she can tell by xeir anger that this is one of those. Good, she thinks. Spare no mercy, give no quarter. Trick this disgusting creature and go right for the throat. As always. Her zealous bloodthirst is obvious, especially as she speaks, playing up the pomp and circumstance with a sharp, wide grin.

“Have you need of me, O Feaster?” 

Her and the monster in the armchair share a near-silent chortle at this. Xey reply in much the same way, voice smooth and placid as always, xeir smile unsettlingly serene.

“Khet, chief of all hunters and my dearest daughter...” Xeir grin widens, xeir hunger barely hidden. 

“The hunt is on once more.”

[trolljacksparrow]

ohh right! sorry! ://0 a troll huh? expanding clientele i see!

and nope i had not! ://D thanks for that bruh!! C//:

also howw’s the photographer kid? they prefer digital or old timey film cameras? ://0

[forestofnight-blog]

Yes, it is quite lovely. Ways of exploring the multiverse without having to leave my home are very welcome, as I usually only leave when my planet is destroyed.

It is no problem! I am, after all, very good at keeping my promises.

Oh! Polym is doing very well, very well indeed! They do have a rather interesting black camera that makes a lot of whirring noises and moves. I believe it is a newer one, as the old ones seemed to be large and boxy and immobile, and mostly operated by mustachioed men. Their photographs have been absolutely lovely, and I do so enjoy seeing the interesting things outside my forest. Σ:

[forestofnight-blog]

trolljacksparrow said: oo wwho ya gonna catch? ://0 or is that a secret? and YEAH IT DID! i think it savved my life a feww days ago, a point blank shot missed the important parts!

The specifics, I fear, are a secret, as my lips are very much sealed by confidentiality. However, I can certainly say that they are of the same species as you, dear friend.

Ah, very good! I am pleased it could be of service to you. I trust you have not had any problems with what we spoke of, correct?