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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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if i look back, i am lost
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@forestpines
*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.
“what have you been doing over quarantine?”
well, uh…
ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
#this post gets me every time
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
#surprise reblog!!
STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
‘your parents just want what’s best for you’ that is objectively not true for a lot of people, sometimes they want what’s best for them or what looks the best to other people, or what they think is best for you is based on outdated, backwards and messed up values & beliefs. even if their intentions aren’t bad doesn’t mean they even remotely know what’s good for you
also sometimes their intentions are bad but people are remarkably resistant to that idea
“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over
“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put
“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into
“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise
“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.
“why are you like this?,” I grumble at the inanimate object that is doing it again
“Please don’t yell at me,” I say to the inanimate object that is making vague beeping/the- function-you-attempted-didn’t-work noises
“Good job!!” I say to the inanimate object that has completed the task it was created to do.
All of the above.
Barbican 27/08/2023
(except for my body, my body is pretty horrible)
i love you so much, trans women who don't or can't pass. i love you if your voice is deep and you can't raise it or don't want to, if you're bald/balding, if you have five o clock shadow you can't get rid of, if your facial hair grows too fast to keep up with, if you have a flat chest or narrow hips or whatever it may be that strangers just can't seem to get past, i love you. it doesn't change the fact that you're a woman. if you can't, won't, or feel you'll never pass, i love you, i love the woman you are, and i love the way you show the world what womanhood can look like. passing is not your rite of passage into womanhood- you have always belonged regardless of whether or not you pass or ever even try to.
Stop making me cry omg. I really needed this.
Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.
Hallam Tower Hotel, Sheffield
Lanyon & Zennor Quoit, West Penwith, Cornwall.
"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.
We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.
Thinking maybe, as part of my strategy for Sorting My Life Out, I should try coming back to Tumblr.
It's not like there are any *downsides* to this plan, right?
