Melotta 🐌

Melotta • She/her • 35+ • I'm old and I do not understand Tumblr 🦎

[missmacfire]

Welcome to my Tumblr blog, I have no theme for this blog anything can show up, but here is some sort of guide that might tell you something 🤷‍♀️

Might post about climate crisis or anti capitalism stuff but mostly this is a silly blog.

Might reblog NSFW, minors please don't follow 🔞

Fandoms you are at risk of finding here:

Baldur's Gate 3, Arcane, Castlevania, The Witcher, Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel, Good Omens, wwdits, iwtv, Yuri on ICE, Harley Quinn, She-Ra, Star Trek, Umbrella Academy, Star Wars, Wheel of time, basically a lot of them.

Edit: updated fandoms

[slippery-domjot-balls]

Did any of you notice the Nausicaans playing darts in the background?

S4 E16 Bar Association

[respocked]

Quark: Doesn't that hurt?

Brunt: I'm sure it does. Most Nausicaan games do. Speaking of pain - did you talk to your brother?

[computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett]

Fun fact, those aren't just any background actors; They're James Lomas and Shawn McConnell, real professional darts players who also worked as "dart advisors" on DS9! McConnell even went on to become a professional stuntman in things like Daredevil (2003) and True Detective.

Moral of the story: It's always a worth it to hire highly skilled pros just to have them perform their job as incorrectly as possible, For The Bit™

[ofallingstar]

Anne of Green Gables (1979)

[mimblex]

My brain is full of tiny fish

[eauudenil]

Normalize apologizing to children.

[engineering]

Where's that comment?

Hello Tumblr! 

@jubs here, today, to tell you about a feature we're building: Comments by author!

Comments (or replies) have been around for a while, but they have always been tucked away from your regular feed, and so we're working on a few ways to integrate them into the rest of our experience.

Soon, blogs will have a Comments tab alongside Posts, Likes, and Following. There, you will be able to see posts other people have been commenting on, and, more importantly, find your own comments! This was not possible before, except through notifications if someone engaged with your comment.

We're also working on a way to surface posts commented on by people you follow in your feeds. You will be able to find those in the For You tab, and later, alongside chronological posts in the Following tab.

So, how do you identify those posts in the feeds? 

Replied posts will show a small preview right there in your dashboard, before you click anything. 

This is not out yet, but soon! In the meantime, tell us what you think and expect from this! ☺︎

[engineering]

Launch Day

@jubs again!

First of all, thank you all for the feedback in the original post!

Today, we're launching the new "Comments" tab for Blog pages, and we'll be testing a For You recommendation based on comments from people you follow. The posts will have a preview of the reply, so you know why you're seeing that post.

You will be able to control the new tab visibility, and whether we should include your comments in your follower's feeds, through a new setting:

The toggle can be found on https://www.tumblr.com/settings/blog/YOUR_BLOG or in the General Settings > Replies section, on Mobile. If you have already disabled the "Share posts you like" setting, the setting will default to disabled.

The new tab is only available on Web and iOS (44.8+) for now, but the toggle is available to everyone (including on Android), so you can control what other people see on your blogs, even if you don't have the new feature yet. Don't worry, we have plans to implement the tab and posts on Android, soon!

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We want to later include these replied posts to the Following feed as well, and we're planning on adapting the current "Include posts liked by the blogs you follow" toggle to also consider comments, in case you don't want to see shared comments from people you follow.

What do you think? As always, we appreciate your thoughts, keep 'em coming!

[elen-aranel]

But if you want everyone to see the thing you put it in a reblog not a comment 😭

[sobcat]

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (1/?)

Part 2 / Part 3

[thoughtcascades]

I open and close this app like it's a fridge

[littlealienproducts]

trans people make the world go round! - cat art print by robinillu

[calebwittebane]

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[calebwittebane]

time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[the-frightening-ghoul-jr]

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[calebwittebane]

this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

[ufo-encounter]

*flies past*

[ufo-encounter-jr]

* ᶠˡᶦᵉˢ ᵖᵃˢᵗ*

[silverlunarella]

Happy Pride Month! 🌈

Stickers and more available HERE.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[cosmicfangz]

Looks like they changed it

[cesspitoflove]

[spicymotte]

Here's the Princess Mononoke comic I made for the @ghiblifanzine :) Been thinking a lot about how San found her place in the pack as a young half-human, half-wolf child and how her family loved her from the very beginning!

Aftersales are open now until July 1st!!