When you havenāt seen your human in a couple hours
S O A R
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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When you havenāt seen your human in a couple hours
S O A R
ok universe, iāmĀ ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it worksĀ reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweetĀ
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON
Thereās a turtle in my yard laying eggs
This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose
Iām not ready to be a single mom
I know shit about reptiles
I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth
Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer
Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care
Iām googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently sheās a box turtle?
70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??
You a mom now
Text from stepmom āwatch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. Theyāll eat the eggs so chase them offā
Iām gonna fistfight nature
@mrswinterbarnes youāre not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow
I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??
I donāt think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out
YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA
DAMN IT SHARRON
First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this
Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??
UPDATE
SHES BACK
NEVERMIND
ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE
Thatās two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me
Call this one Susan
Youāre like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit
what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too
look at this shit
They radiate peace
capybaras are friend shaped
I love this post
This is actually a cool thing I know about!
In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.
Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.
Like puppies
Ducks
Deer
Emus
They are just super calm animals so theyāre naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!
mom shaped
We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.
HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0
Constant state of oink
me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah itās ok
me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass
Hearing āIām so proud of youā when you feel like you arenāt doing enough really does lift a lot of weight off of you.
NCIS - 5x13 (Dog Tags)
Iām a good Jethroā¦
Are you a fisherman because I think youāre a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys weāve got ourselves a city slicker
cheating is not ābound to happenā iāve been alive almost 24 years and not once have i ever thought āhey i wonder what itād be like to go outside of my relationship and destroy a persons self esteem and ability to trustā
never bitch
cheating is an active choice. its not second nature. and if it is second nature to you, then you need to do some real soul searching and figure out what the fuck went wrong in your life
my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and heās literally my favorite creature
Heās a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants
So this ladyās dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc⦠at his own wishes.
Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog thatās learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.
Chaotic Good Boy
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9 million people fucking love dogs
Here we come 10.
BREAK THE POST
BREAK THE POST
BREAK THE POST
*looks up a word I 100% know the meaning of just to be sure Iām right*
Hey Tumblr Staff Iām not giving up my rights.
Fuck off !
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Seconded for the 2nd!
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