The Human World Is A Mess

[lasnoot-deactivated20200523]

[begavet]

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

I’m a princess cut from marble, smoother than a storm. And the scars that mark my body, they’re silver and gold.

[softandorsweet]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[feministcaptainkirk]

Your son is adorable

[lildcup]

[c0ld-dead]

[justatiltedlamp]

The Best April Fools' Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

What the-?

[lesbrarians]

This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

[unreactive]

[neutral]

[mentalflossr]

[chasind]

[officialkeanureeves]

Grand Theft Auto. 

[as-seenon-tv]

this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen Kristen Wigg do

[curt0s]

[staypozitive]

Thousands of love quotes here!

[uzmama]

[ameriqan]

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

[vvidget]

if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead

[didneylens-deactivated20170211]

[selektions]

Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn’t stop for anybody, and neither should you

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