Mortal Bodies; Timeless Souls

Sup. I'm Jess. Created this so that my original blog isn't bombarded with MBTI related stuff.

[spicyy-water]

MBTI types as shit i have said as an INTP

INTP- theres a fine line between genius and insanity and i snorted it

ENTP- im always right, even when im wrong, im still ambidextrous so fuck you

INTJ- ayo stfu im tryna watch anime

ENTJ- the bags under my eyes put this fucking store to shame

INFP- somebody called me a poopyhead on the internet im gonna go kms

ENFP- and we’ll call them all Fred

INFJ- and how the fuck does that make you feel

ENFJ- i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy

ISTP- I KNOW HOW TO FUCKING WELD GODDAMMIT 

ESTP- i like money

ISFP- we did color wheels in like second grade, why the fuck are we doing them in high school fucking painting

ESFP- and here goes a little song that goes “fuck you”

ISTJ- oh shit i got like 3 weeks to do this better get to work

ESTJ- go close front so we can get the fuck out of my store

ISFJ- imagine how much serotonin we’ll get from this

ESFJ- shit man do you need a band aid oh shit is bleeding

[infj-arli]

MBTI & functions as weird stock photos

Si:

Se:

Ni:

Ne:

Fi:

Fe:

Ti:

Te:

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ISTJ:

ISFJ:

INFJ:

INTJ:

ISTP:

ISFP:

INFP:

INTP:

ESTP:

ESFP:

ENFP:

ENTP:

ESTJ:

ESFJ:

ENFJ:

ENTJ:

[if-you-date-an-intp]

If you date an INTP, and they ask about your day or random particulars of your life, they care. A lot. INTPs won’t bother about the details of your life unless they’re very invested in you. 

[intplady]

Ignorance

As an INTP, most of the time I’m quiet it’s because I don’t know something.

I don’t know what to contribute to the conversation.

I don’t know a completely accurate answer to the question you just asked.

I don’t know what is the socially acceptable thing to say.

I don’t know if it’s the right time to say something.

Some people think I’m just silent because I’m introverted and I want to be silent. But really I want to contribute and, frankly, I just don’t know how.

[shyentp]

This is probably one of the most accurate things I’ve ever read.

I rarely feel like I have enough information on something to have an opinion–let alone state it.

[if-you-date-an-intp]

ENFP, observing INTP’s terrible sleep schedule: Have you no care for your sanity?!

INTP: I love my sanity. I like to wave at it as it goes by.

[mbtihell]

Thank you so much for the nice feedback on Fi vs Fe post. Here’s introverted thinking and extraverted thinking!

WHAT ARE COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS?

EXTRAVERTED FEELING VS INTROVERTED FEELING

[mbtifairy]

MBTI as photos of roads (intuitives)

INTP

ENTP

ENTJ

INTJ

INFP

ENFP

ENFJ

INFJ

[intp-tells-it-like-it-is]

[intp-crap-blog]

Anyone: so hey what kind of books do you like?

INTP: Oh you know, some dystopian sci-fi. A little bit of superhero comics. Psychology books specializing in predicting human behavior. Investigative journalism written specifically about the food industry. Memoirs about dead presidents. The history of Norse mythology. Forensic textbooks. Every instance of strategic military planning in the history of mankind. Maybe a bit of teen romance on the weekends.

[themindofanintp]

*mid make-out session* have you ever taken the myers briggs

[mbtiwebcomic]

INTP x ESTP is a Prime Ship™, but few things can survive an INTP’s obliviousness.

[mbtiwebcomic]

[imnottotallyaparadox]

how to snag yourself an INTP

make the first move

if we’re brave enough to approach you first and you don’t respond super well, we’re really stupid, so we’ll think you hate us

get us talking about whatever it is we love

then talk about what you love, because that’s fascinating

you do actually have to talk to us, we’re not talented enough to run a monologue

make us feel valued. I mean, don’t worship the ground we walk on, but just let us know you thought of us

don’t belittle us, even jokingly. We might laugh, but we’re actually taking it to heart

demonstrate your intellect in some way. I don’t mean your books smarts–your intellect. Are you people smart? Music smart? Street smart? Got a unique view of life? We’ll love it, absolutely eat it up

if we like you, we don’t mind being taken care of in small ways, like if you bring us a muffin from the batch you made. We might even like it. But…

don’t smother us (literally or metaphorically, please). Don’t ask us 57 times if we’ve eaten, or drank water, or if we slept. We’re not your child

you don’t always have to understand what we’re talking about; just appreciate our unique view, like we will yours

look past whatever mask we’re putting up, and let us know, through gentle words or sincere action, that it’s okay for us to just be us

really we’re just people, but also our own special person, and we like to be treated as such

[our-brains-are-sick-but]

INTP aesthetic ~ our-brains-are-sick-but

[deactivated-1509]

INTx (?) PROBLEM:

You know what I hate? How I have a huge pile of books waiting to be read, but not enough time to read them all. How I have so many topics I want to research about, but I’m so busy with my already existing work that I never have the time. How I have so much knowledge waiting to be acquired, but I’ll never have enough time to learn everything that I want to learn.

[screamingmbti]

MBTI and birth order survey

Hi everybody!

There’re some theories about birth order and personality, some other people says that personality doesn’t actually have noting to do with one’s birth order.

Still, I’m interested on finding out if there’s some correlation between people’s birth order and MBTI personality type.

Could you, please, reblog this with your MBTI type and if you’re:

-Only child

- Oldest child

- Middle child

- Youngest child

Thanks to everybody participating! If I collect enough data I’ll do some graphs and stuff :D

Also, if you know your brother’s and sister’s MBTI type, you could add it with their birth order too?

[apparently-intj-deactivated2016]

Older sister (me), INTJ Younger sister, INFP

[intj-ologyology-deactivated2020]

Older sister (me): INTJ Younger brother: ENTP

[mbtiandothersuchthings]

Older brother (me): INTJ Younger sister: INTP

[dulcetlips-moved-deactivated201]

Only child: ISFP

[ne-utrallychao-ti-c-deactivated]

Oldest sister: esfp  Middle brother: entj  Youngest brother (it is i): entp

[whateverm8-blog1]

Only child: ISTJ

[intp-is-socially-awkward]

Oldest Child, INTP

[intp-daily]

Only Child : INTP

[artsyintp-blog-deactivated20230]

Oldest Child (me): INTP Younger Sister: ESFJ

[in-your-tp]

Older child: ENFP

Younger child (me): INTP

[hellaintp]

Oldest: INTP (me) Youngest: ENFP

[foreverintprocrastinating]

Oldest: INTJ

Middle: ENFJ

Youngest (me): INTP

[themalicealyce]

INTP when speaking: Cussing constantly, accidentally interrupting you, spewing useless facts, spewing the same useless facts, spewing a useless fact that you told them because the remembered the idea but not that you were the one that told them, asking so many weird random questions, like questions that have no real answer but they want you to guess and share thoughts, googling said questions or ones you ask them they don’t know.

INTP when thinking: questions, theories, oh fuck i’m bugging them, random quotes or lyrics, no seriously they really don’t like me they’re just tolerating me i’m annoying, only the vaguest memory of something they really liked but not enough information to google it and getting really frustrated they cant remember it right, i am a delicate marshmallow and i have a lot of feelings but i don’t really know what any of them mean or how to describe them, do i have emotions? like do i feel?