Time is Slow Here

V

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:

[cut3blogger-deactivated20140319]

“we’re having guests over come downstairs”

[chodeboy]

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

[sictransitgloriamvndi]

Lost Vessel in the Moonlight (ca. 1850-1868) - Knud Andreassen Baade

[hotbloodlike-deactivated2019111]

[toastbutteregg]

why is this so accurate

and theyre gadget magnets

anything with a screen they’d want to touch

[expressions-of-nature]

[officialsharks]

[lsleofskye]

Light is life! | benjhicks

[quickweaves]

[bruwho]

[bluedabadee-deactivated20221120]

[fakehistory]

The French Revolution (1793)

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[love]

[chrisremson]