Sabrina

Toronto.

[kenro199x]

[weirdness-is-good]

When the gym teacher forces the goth kids to participate.

[trosterstrudel]

Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last

[kevindrakewriter]

This is an amazing life story in under 3 minutes.

[bevismusson]

Trixie’s eternal look of bewilderment when Katya goes off on one of these will never wear thin

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

[ronindrew]

Lmao, what is he saying??

[doomsurfing]

[the-genovian-prince]

[fuckyeahrupaulsdragrace]

[1995lahaine]

[friendofozma]

Source image just in case someone missed their History class at Tumblr University

[scythemaster1]

friend who's new in town: hey what's that! *points at coin factory*

me:

[scythemaster1]

them: *points at another, non-coin factory* that one too?

me:

[programmerhumour]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

little bunny foo foo i think youre fucked for what you did to those field mice and i will see your head on a spike before the sun sets

[riben-deactivated20230922]

What the fuck do you know

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

little bunny foo foo went hopping through the forest scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head

[linda-belcher]

[stretchygazelle]

That’s all I needed to know

[thegoodvybe]

[sexhaver]

[ghostinthealps]

[sophism]

do you hate kendall jenner or is it your internalised misogyny making you hate a thin, beautiful model for no reason other than the fact she's a model?

i hate kendall jenner

[aireina]

would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[italianamericanfanpage]

i want to study at a brooklyn university

i will call pizza “pie” and drink espresso. i would watch the Sopranos all night while eating gabagool. i’ll have pasta fazool every day that’s worth 5 dollars. i would go to discos every night. i am also more likely to meet guidos, Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, and Robert De Niro.

i wish i was italian american :(