SleepLessDreamBigger

[bidoctor]

[sailor-moon-rei]

by  harajuku.shrimp

art republished with artist’s permission

[writing-prompt-s]

A bar called “The Alibi” that’s notorious for being just that.. an alibi. Often packed with ex-cons, the customers of The Alibi adhere to a silent, but strict, code: If they say they were here, we saw them. They’ll always back an alibi, no questions asked.

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve actually seen a bar called The Alibi in real life. On the sign, under the name, it said “We saw you here!”

[nflstreet]

[fairytailqueenlucy]

Merry Christmas ♥

[ampervadasz]

The winner

[r4cs0]

[helloitsbees]

the jumbotron operator:

[anxietyproblem]

[damian-is-here]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[valleyhowler]

Viserys could have ruined Rhaenyra's entire life solely on those rumors alone but instead said he'd cut out the eyes of those who slandered his bb princess and sent her ye olde plan b on the down low because he knew something, somewhere, happened. Then immediately fired Otto for being a snake. That's what separates the Hightowers from the Targaryens. That loyalty is why I love the dragons.

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[thedreamthieves]

absolutely obsessed w the notion that pan ppl are the only humans on earth who like a person based on their personality while the rest of us all sit around w ppl we absolutely hate just cause we like to bang...mind

[strangebiology]

Bird feeders are probably making birds evolve longer beaks

British people really like bird feeders.

I am not going to tag the name of the bird, because I’m pretty sure I would get tagged as NSFW if I did, but I assure you their beaks are getting longer and it’s probably because of the UK’s obsession with bird feeders.

[champawattigress]

GREAT TITS GAIN MASSIVE PECKERS, MORE AT 11!

[funnytwittertweets]

[c3po]

everytime we touch i get gross feelings and everytime we kiss i swear i could die

[adampvrrish]

my fatal flaw is that if i don't want to do something i just won't do it like mama raised a quitter for sure.. i'll be doing something and suddenly be like damn what if i just didn't 🤔. very freeing but also i suffer so many consequences

[funnytwittertweets]

[saudisociety]

i love all my mistakes i had fun

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post