Cheap thrills on a dead-end street.

I drive a '85 Corvette and I drink a lot of whiskey.

[kanyes-diary]

i’m single and ignoring people like i’m taken.

[speedemon666]

24/7

[charmstat]

how’s everybody doing

[quintesence-deactivated20180801]

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

What are you supposed to do? Like in general?

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

when people bring up your past

[gm-muscle]

[planetarybrobecks-deactivated20]

me, coming out of a depressive episode: lol that was so extra

[autumnhobbit]

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

[senseitive]

who cares, do better, move on

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[mjalti]

I’m not mysterious and quiet I’m just iron deficient

[torracat]

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

[fiddynun]

MAYBE EXCEPT YOU WHOLE FAMILY BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

[torracat]

have you ever eaten a soft grape

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of the coolest sea slugs! From top to bottom we have.

Phyllodesmium Poindimiei

Dirona Albolineata

Cadlinella Ornatissima

Janolus Fuscus

Cyerce Nigricans

Flabellina Iodinea

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[customary]

[misterqueasy-blog]

i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid

[5starbando]

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