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“I may have watched the Birds last night,” Malcolm said, gaze not moving from the group of birds on the telephone wire.
“I want to get a little train that will go all around my house and maybe carry gravy,” Malcolm mused,purple eyes tracing the path around the room that the imaginary train would take.
* TWILIGHT FILM FRANCHISE PROMPTS .
TWILIGHT :
❛ I’d never given much thought to how I would die. ❜
❛ But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go. ❜
❛ Death is peaceful, easy. Life is harder. ❜
❛ Can’t you just thank me and get over it? ❜
❛ I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore. ❜
❛ Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. ❜
❛ I’m the world’s most dangerous predator. ❜
❛ My family… we’re different from others of our kind. We only hunt animals. ❜
❛ But it’s you, your scent, it’s like a drug to me. ❜
❛ I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend. ❜
❛ I mean, he just looks at you like you’re something to eat. ❜
❛ Anything you need, tour guide, lunch date, shoulder to cry on? ❜
❛ I’m really kind of the suffer-in-silence type. ❜
❛ You’re not gonna let this go, are you? ❜
❛ I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it. ❜
❛ I’m sorry if I’m being rude to you all the time, I just think it’s the best way. ❜
❛ You know, your mood swings are kind of giving me whiplash. ❜
❛ It’s always the same inane questions: “Who are you?” ❜
❛ If you’d just let the venom spread, I could be like you right now. ❜
❛ I’m dying, already. Every second I get closer, older. ❜
❛ You’re alone, ‘cause you’re faster than the others. But not stronger. ❜
❛ Is it not enough, just to have a long and happy life with me? ❜
❛ You don’t know what you’re saying. You don’t want this. ❜
❛ What did you expect, coffins and dungeons and moats? ❜
NEW MOON :
❛ It’s still my birthday, can I ask for one thing? Kiss me. ❜
❛ Is it possible that there isn’t anything sane or normal at all? ❜
❛ I’m alright, until I’m alone. And lately that’s all the time. ❜
❛ So, please. Don’t make me choose. Cause it’ll be him. ❜
❛ You don’t know a thing about his soul. ❜
❛ If this is about my soul, take it! I don’t want it without you. ❜
❛ You can’t trust vampires…trust me. ❜
❛ Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means. ❜
❛ It’s my job to protect you. From everyone…except my sister. ❜
❛ Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Do you want me to put you in a hospital? ❜
❛ I’m sorry. I’m really sorry to both of you, for how I’ve acted. ❜
❛ But this isn’t the life I would’ve chosen, for myself. ❜
❛ Like, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? ❜
❛ I’ve done it again…I keep breaking my promise. ❜
❛ What happened to you? Whats wro— Hey! What happened? ❜
❛ Are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision? ❜
❛ Oh, so you’re the vampire girl. ❜
❛ You can’t break up with me. I mean— I mean you’re my best friend. ❜
❛ I know that I’ve been…hurting you. Its—its killing me, it kills me! ❜
❛ You know exactly what I’m talking about. ❜
❛ But if you want somebody to blame, how about those filthy bloodsuckers you love? ❜
❛ Although I was surprised you even called at all. ❜
❛ I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. ❜
❛ I’m really grateful that you were brave enough to go and save my brother. ❜
ECLIPSE :
❛ I know the consequences of the choice you’re making. ❜
❛ I promise to love you every moment of forever. ❜
❛ Can you at least attempt to control your thoughts? ❜
❛ If I asked you to stay in the car, would you? ❜
❛ You have to consider that I might be better for her than you are. ❜
❛ You’ll warm up soon. Faster if you take your clothes off. ❜
❛ I’m gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating. ❜
❛ You feel something for me. You just won’t admit it. ❜
❛ Never go for the obvious kill. They’ll be expecting that. And you will lose.❜
❛ Never turn your back on your enemy. ❜
❛ You don’t know what you’re getting yourselves into. ❜
❛ Well, it’s just… It’s just as embarrassing for me as it is for you. ❜
❛ See, you’d just turn her into a bloodsucking demon like you. ❜
❛ If you’d stayed away another six months, I could’ve made her happy. ❜
❛ I’m not going to force her into anything, ever again. ❜
❛ When you thought she was gone… that you’d lost her… How did you… cope? ❜
❛ Impressive, I’ve never seen a coven of this magnitude intact. ❜
❛ If you’d arrived a half hour ago you would’ve fulfilled your purpose. ❜
❛ You don’t need to do that, she’ll tell you anything you wanna know. ❜
❛ The Volturi don’t give second chances. Keep that in mind. ❜
❛ It appears we’ve missed an entertaining fight.. ❜
❛ There’s no words. But I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. ❜
❛ This might sound odd but I’m glad you’re here. ❜
❛ I don’t want that. I never wanted that. ❜
BREAKING DAWN :
❛ Last night was the best night of my existence. ❜
❛ Where have you been? We were gonna put your face on a milk carton. ❜
❛ I’m just trying to appreciate your last night as a human. ❜
❛ I didn’t really wanna spend my honeymoon writhing in pain. ❜
❛ You’re not gonna start something that we’ll have to finish. ❜
❛ Goodness, no. Our dispute goes far beyond the fate of a mere human. ❜
❛ I had a bad habit of underestimating you. ❜
❛ Every obstacle you faced, I thought you wouldn’t have overcome it. ❜
❛ I’ve never thanked you for this extraordinary life. ❜
❛ My life as a human was over, but I’ve never felt more alive. ❜
❛ I didn’t expect you to seem so… you. Except for the creepy eyes. ❜
❛ Even mature vampires have problems with that. ❜
❛ You need to get your thirst under control. ❜
❛ I’m amazed you ran away from human blood mid hunt. ❜
❛ I’ll never let anybody hurt you. ❜
❛ Will you dance with me? ❜
❛ This is how I’m gonna remember you. Pink cheeks. Two left feet. Heartbeat. ❜
❛ Come on, you’re not supposed to be the one crying, ❜
❛ It’s not like you’re gonna have real honeymoon with him, anyway. ❜
❛ Are you out of your mind? Huh? You’ll kill her! ❜
❛ How many days has it been since the wedding? ❜
❛ Can vampires go into shock? ❜
❛ I thought you understood… They have something I want. ❜
❛ Come on, people are probably missing us. Let’s go back. ❜
|| Sentence Meme || Hadestown ||
Adjust pronouns and such as needed.
“Lover, tell me if you can, who’s gonna buy the wedding bands?”
“Follow that dollar for a long way down.”
“You either get to hell or to Hadestown. There ain’t no difference anymore, anymore”
“Nobody knows where that old train goes. Those who go they don’t come back”
“An eye for an eye! And he weighs the cost.”
“A lie for a lie! And your soul for sale.”
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Cassandra Clare Quote Rp Meme
[some names redacted for rp purposes]
“Life is a book and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read.”
“Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.”
“As long as there is love and memory, there is no true loss.”
“Our hearts, they need a mirror. We see our better selves in the eyes of those who love us.”
“Everything that happens to you matters to me.”
“We’re all out of bitter revenge, sadly, so it’s tea or nothing.”
“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you’d be twice as funny as you are now.”
“Too much of anything could destroy you thought. Too much darkness could kill, but too much light could blind.”
“I’ve been wandering around all night—I couldn’t sleep—and I kept finding myself walking here. To you.”
“Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?”
“Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.”
“People aren’t born good or bad. Maybe they’re born with tendencies either way, but its the way you live your life that matters.”
“The Law is hard, but it is the Law.”
“There is no pretending. I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I’ll love you then.”
“Where there is love, there is often also hate. They can exist side by side.”
“You can only push the truth down for so long, and then it bubbles back up.”
“A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?”
“I have a fetish for damsels in distress. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It’s an equal opportunity fetish.”
“Look, you can date whoever you want and I will totally support you. I am all about support. Support is my middle name.”
“Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal.”
“I can’t believe he didn’t have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter.“
“And next time you’re planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.”
“The way he looked at you. I got it then. He loved you, and it was killing him. He won’t get over you, he can’t.”
“I am, in the end, what you made me.”
“Do reasons matter when there’s nothing that can be done to change things.”
“You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is paying attention.”
“If no one in the entire world cared about you, did you really exist at all?”
But our love it was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we-
Of many far wiser than we-
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.
For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lay down by the side
Of my darling- my darling- my life and my bride,
In the sepulchre there by the sea,
In her tomb by the sounding sea. - Annabel Lee
Malcolm Fade
ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ᴀɢᴇ II ꜱᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀꜱ
change genders as needed!
“I was hoping we could talk.”
“I could create such desires if I wished, but it is far easier to nurture those which already exist.”
“You’ll hardly find my services “standard”.“
“That’s right. Once you’re numb, you’ll do anything I ask.”
“We’ve lost it all. Everything your father and I built.”
“Those elves you’re friends with, they’re… Rather strange, aren’t they?”
“My little boy/little girl has grown so strong. I love you. You’ve always made me proud.”
“The people fear what we can do, but to use that fear to bludgeon us into submission is wrong! And they do it with our blessing!”
“I have made this place a sanctum of healing and salvation! Why do you threaten it?”
“Since when is Justice happy? Justice is righteous. Justice is hard.”
“The oppression of us stems from the fears of men. Not the will of the Maker.”
“I will not stand by and watch you treat us like criminals, while those who would lead us bow to their jailors!”
“I haven’t been on the surface very long, I keep thinking I’ll fall up into that sky any minute.”
“Killing my former brothers-in-arms is oddly satisfying.”
“I’d rather him alive and furious than dead and buried.“
“You should all be grateful!”
“Your kind think selfishness and want are normal. This city, all of it, leaves a bad taste.”
“Friend and enemy blend together in this sea of filth. I can barely discern one group from another.”
“Their actions are merely symptoms. Your society is the disease.”
“I have seen every vice and weakness of your kind, how few of you take responsibility.”
“We’re not killers or slavers. Anything short of that, however, is fair game.”
“I intend to take what you owe––––with interest.”
“A dangerous thing, taking sides. I avoid it wherever possible.”
“Ah my little _____, predictable as always.”
“ Do I detect a note of jealousy? It’s not surprising. The lad is rather skilled, isn’t he?”
“You weren’t always this way, _____. Once upon a time you had affection for me. I remember it fondly.
“What do I care what shield they carry? If they challenge us, the dead themselves will meet the call!”
"Zealots are bravest where their lies can’t be argued: behind closed doors.”
“I’m preparing for the worst. The very worst. This may require absorbent linens.”
“There are other ways to see the world.“
“If I offend, well—some people try very hard to be offended.”
“Shameful, isn’t it? How I don’t mindlessly repeat the mistakes of my father?”
“Death is never justice.”
“Eternity is long enough that we need not rush to meet it.”
“I cannot take sides.“
"I saw something nasty in the woodshed.”
“You smell like cinnamon buns.“
“Can I have some Salamanders, please?“
“One day the magic will come back. All of it. Everyone will be just like they were. The shadows will part, and the skies will open wide.“
“They know what I am. Let them come, if they find the courage.”
"What has magic touched that it doesn’t spoil?”
“Now the battle awaits us. Na via lerno victoria. ‘Only the living know victory.’ Fight well.”
“Am I supposed to forgive, no matter how many times they hunt me down? Am I supposed to forget all the things they’ve done to me?”
“You realize this is a cause you can’t hope to win.“
“Everything was fine until today!“
“I have… dreams. There are voices in the dreams. They ask me to come, to give shape to the Void around them.”
“Hurtled into the chaos, you fight… and the world will shake before you.”
“Is it fate or chance? I can never decide.”
“Regret is something I know well. Take care not to cling to it, to hold it so close that it poisons your soul.”
“We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet into the abyss. Watch for that moment… and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.”
“There is always a catch. Life is a catch! I suggest you catch it while you can.”
“It’s the only way…to hear the music.”
“I did not think any of us would leave those caverns alive.”
“You’re very brave. Take this, with my blessings. You remind me of someone…I hold dear, though I never had the courage to say that to her.”
“Felicitate me!”
“There are men who struggle against destiny, and yet achieve only an early grave. There are men who flee destiny, only to have it swallow them whole. And there are men who embrace destiny, and do not show their fear. These are the ones that change the world forever.”
“I’m sure someone thought far too long about my name.”
“When in doubt, run away, and let me handle it.”
“Something else I can help with?”
“Onward! There’s much to be done.”
“Next time, could we hunt something small and cuddly? Maybe vegetarian?”
“We do a lot of walking, don’t we?”
“I have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. And good hair.”
“They say your life flashes in front of your eyes before you die. Any helpful flashes yet?”
“Seems to me, the last man standing gets final say on who is right or wrong.”
“Anyone who leaves, is a deserter. And we all know what happens to deserters…”
“You better have a good reason for bothering me.”
“I don’t like it when people interrupt my thoughts.”
“Other people always took the risks to keep me free.”
“Maker’s breath! Can’t you do this when I’m not around?”
“You’re a far better representative of the family than I would have been.”
“It seems I am again in your debt… and shadow.”
“You soulless bastard!”
“If you have a problem with my brother/sister, you have a problem with me.”
“A hundred ways to run, and we choose backward.“
“I’d prefer to stay in this world as long as possible. And if I can make it an ordered place without looking like a zealot, all the better.”
“The world is a big place, but the faces are the same. We do right here, we make a difference.”
“There’s no escaping you, it seems.”
“I am a visionary. I’ve seen our destiny.“
“Our mistakes make us who we are.”
“Sailing is like sex. Do it wrong, and it’ll make you sick. But do it right, and there’s no feeling in the world like it.
"When you get right down to it, we’re not responsible for anyone but ourselves. You can choose to be free, or you can choose to be saddled with all the world’s problems.”
“I like big boats, I cannot lie.”
“Don’t bet anything you’re not prepared to lose.”
“You see, sweetness, men are only good for one thing. Women are good for six.”
“Shit. What have you gotten yourself into this time, _____?”
“Justice… answers to nobody!”
“Leave! This does not concern you!”
“Do not say his name! He will hear you! Do not wake him!”
“Me and my boys will get our money’s worth, bitch.”
“Need a little special something for that special someone?”
“Did you say something? I didn’t hear you. And clumsy me, I seem to have dropped a coin purse in your hand.”
“I’ll try not to hit anyone. On our side, I mean. I’m babbling again. Let’s go.”
“If anyone is to do any slaying, it will be me.”
“Would you hurry it up? I haven’t eaten all day…”
“We tried to be good! We did everything we were told!“
“You deny us our freedom so that you may sleep better at night, but I say it is a restless and undeserved slumber.”
“You push us into desperate acts, and then use that as justification to press ever further!”
“Start talking, _____. They tell me you’re good at it.”
“Bullshit! That’s not what really happened!”
“I’m not interested in stories. I came to hear the truth.”
“What makes you think I know the truth?”
“I hope you live a long life, _____, because your judgment before the Maker will be harsh.”
“We all have our strengths to exploit, mine is finding like-minded people.“
“I found her eyes, her skin, her delicate fingers… and at last, her face. Oh, this beautiful face.”
“I have chosen my path.”
“Your words did not fall on deaf ears.”
"How about ‘the smart-mouthed _____ gets slapped across the face’?”
“Oh, don’t be jealous, sweetie.“
“Let’s get you some experience, sweetie!”
“Why is this taking so long? Can ones so evil truly be so powerful? Maker, guide your humble servant! Please tell me what I must do! What if… I’m not doing the right thing? What if this is all madness? No! I must remain vigilant!”
“How does it feel, _____, to know I hold the life of one you love in my hands?”
“The job’s simple: break up the meeting and kill every one of those bastards.”
“There are few things in this world more powerful than a promise kept. Remember that.”
“There’s truth in your face. A rare thing in a human.”
“There is a light in your heart, human. Don’t let it go out. You will need it.”
“It has been a long, hard journey to this place. And it’s far from over.”
“Do you ever feel like you’re part of a story that someone’s telling? Maker, I wish whoever was telling the story had made me more handsome.
"When was the last time you were with a woman?”
“'I don’t like this’? That’s right up there with, ‘What could possibly go wrong?’”
“There’s a recipe to a good hero, _____. It’s like alchemy. One part down-to-earth, one part selfless nobility, two parts crazy, and you season liberally with wild falsehoods. You let that percolate through a good audience for a while, and when it’s done, you’ve got your hero.”
“Once more I am falsely accused of whatever it is that I am accused of. Falsely.”
“_____, I’m a businessman. Now and then, I shoot people.”
“You should know by now that I love the sound of my own voice, _____.”
“What a mess of mud and blood. No resale value at all.”
“Protect what matters with everything you have, or you’ll have nothing, and deserve it.”
“They will not have you…not while I breathe.”
“Shout if you need me, _____. I’ll always be there for you. Just… knock first.”
“Honey, I could write volumes on the things I know.”
ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ᴀɢᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴꜱ ꜱᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀꜱ
change pronouns as needed! cw mature content
“You are called upon to submit yourself to the taint for the greater good.”
“Tis cold in my tent, all alone…”
“We have been given the gift of freedom by our forbearers. Let us not squander it.”
“Surely it has not escaped your notice that I am both armed and armored. Any fight between us would be rather one-sided.”
“Be careful what you wish for. Power is treacherous. I have seen many people–great leaders–consumed by it.”
“Nobility does not exist without obligation. We owe everything we have, even our lives, to our land and people.”
“Must we sacrifice everything good about our nation to save it?”
“There is nothing I would not do for my homeland.”
“Your fascination with glory and legends will be your undoing, _____. We must attend to reality.”
“Please, I have done… so much wrong. Allow me to do one last thing right.”
“That’s what I’m here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners.”
“Nothing like a brush with death to make you… not like death much.”
“Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I’m drawing the line.“
“Now that the warm and fuzzy part of the day is over we can get back to the ritual dismemberments. Oh wait, it’s not Tuesday is it?”
“Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?”
“What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I’m stranded somewhere without any pants.”
“Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements!“
“You’re the first woman/man/person I’ve ever spent the night with, and if I have my way you’ll be the last.“
“I love stories far too much to keep them to myself. Everyone should benefit from them, I think.”
“Oh, this looks fun! I bet we’ll have to work together and join hands and sing a happy song to get across!”
“The only way out of this game is to kill or be killed.”
“Change is coming to the world. Many fear change and will fight it with every fiber of their being. But sometimes, change is what they need the most. Sometimes, change is what sets them free.”
“You look upon the world around you and you think you know it well. I have smelled it as a wolf, listened as a cat, prowled shadows that you never dreamed existed.”
“Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is weak, and two, that she finds him attractive.”
“Now we threaten priests? How fun!”
“Some doors should never be re-opened.“
“’Tis a curious thing. I do not know how else to describe it.”
“If you’ve ever heard of me before, it’s probably all been about how I piss ale and murder little boys who look at me wrong. And that’s mostly true…”
“Misery, vomit and malt liquor. Ah, reminds me of home.”
“By the tits of my ancestors!”
“Shave my back and call me en elf!”
“I wish people wanted to share me more often. Especially the ladies. I want more ladies to share me.”
“Aye. I’ve tried twenty-seven different types of ale and learned I’m just the right height to give a human girl a good time. That doesn’t make me a good man.”
“I wonder what it is like to float…or drown.”
“Oooh, Shiny!”
“Now, let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?”
“So? What does it think? I don’t look any wider, do I? I find I am already too wide as it is.“
“Either you have an enviable memory, or a pitiable life, to know nothing of regret.”
“I am a simple creature. I like swords, I follow orders. What else is there to be puzzled by?”
“Happiness is fragile. Nothing can be built upon it that will last. Only duty endures.”
“Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie.”
“To be fooled by the world is unfortunate: By oneself, is deadly.”
“The enemy waits. Shall we grant him the death he asks of us?”
“I will not lie motionless in a bed with coverlets up to my chin, waiting for death to claim me.”
“I’m not the sort of person that leaves things unfinished. I’ll see this through, I promise.”
“You’d think one would find a less perilous place to explore.”
“People fear, not death, but having life taken from them. Many waste the life given to them, occupying themselves with things that do not matter. When the end comes, they say they did not have time enough to spend with loved ones, to fulfill dreams, to go on adventures they only talked about… But why should you fear death if you are happy with the life you have led, if you can look back on everything and say, ‘Yes, I am content. It is enough.’”
“Now that we’re in an intimate relationship I think maybe I should tell you where babies come from.”
“Love is ultimately selfish. It demands that one be devoted to a single person, who may fully occupy one’s mind and heart, to the exclusion of all else.”
“Planning has never been my strong suit. Now, killing…killing and love-making. Killing and love-making and witty retorts. Those I am better at.”
“Can you smell that? Like rotting flesh. Just like back in the City. Now if only you could find me a prostitute or two, a bowl of fish chowder and a corrupt politician, I’d really feel like I was home!”
“We all do our share of murdering around here, don’t we?”
“You tend to get up to interesting things. You meet interesting people and then you kill them. I’m game to tag along, if you are.”
“Let’s see… when was the last time I slipped my hand into some dark hole? Hmmm… I remember. Long story, that.”
“In truth, for the chance to be by your side I would storm the Dark City itself. Never doubt it.”
“We need absolute unity to fight against the fulcrum of true evil.”
“Your father made me swear on his deathbed you would not succeed him.”
“Kings, politics…all that is transitory.”
“Good to have you along the road.”
“Something you need? I’m sure either my boy or I can help you out.”
“Are you sure I can’t interest you in this hat? A pair of earrings perhaps? A cheese knife?”
“I hope your compassion hasn’t doomed us all.“
“She’ll put us all in the pot, she will. Just you watch.”
“I am a fly in the ointment. I am a whisper in the shadows. I am also an old, old woman. More than that you need not know.”
“You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut one’s eyes tight or open one’s arms wide, either way, one’s a fool.”
“Be always aware… or is it oblivious? I can never remember.”
“Men’s hearts hold shadows darker than any tainted creature.”
“Weeks of scant food and water, the torture… oh, I’ve never felt better!“
“We should seize moments of levity, especially in troubled times.”
"Ah, I’m sure we’ll be at each other’s throats again in no time.”
“There is no glory in this!”
“I’m not a coward, but this is foolish and reckless. We should go back.”
“They’ll take everything that I am from me– my dreams, hopes, fears… My love for you. All gone…”
“Am I not allowed to have regrets?”
“I have known pain and love, hope and fear, all the joy that is life. Yet of all things I desire nothing more than an end.”
“I prefer to be known as a just and compassionate king. ‘Strong’ too often comes to mean ‘tyrannical’.”
“Maker spit on you… I deserved… more…”
“Well, well. You little spitfire. All grown up and still playing the man.”
“Be firm in your beliefs, protect people from their own ignorance, and be as loyal as you can to your brothers, even knowing that you’ll share their deaths.”
“Nothing you have done has prepared you for what you face now.”
“Oh…you mean, am I married? I…no. No, I’ve never had the pleasure. If I did, I’d be lucky to find a woman as lovely as yourself.”
“My retribution is eternal, spirit, as is my pain. This is justice, no more.”
“You, you seem like a smart sort.“
“I’ve got a job and you’re helping me.”
“Booze an’ adventure sounds about right!“
"Whoa, dizzy for a moment there… how’d I get here?“
"You should learn your place. Meek, subservient, quiet.”
“You’re a light in this dark place.”
“Girl, you are wonderful. Thank you.”
“Take my advice friend: stay away from Storytellers, never know what they’ll say…”
“Some of us don’t match the bard-spy fetish. Like me, pretending I know the lute.”
“We are always in battle. It is only that some of us do not always realize it.”
“Do you ever wish you could have the freedom to piss anywhere you wanted without being stared at?”
“Phew! Am I bleeding? Oh look, a rip in my clothes.”
“I’m not going to die am I!?”
“Why is everything so complicated!?”
“We’re alive!”
“_____, your pet is lecturing me again.”
“As a girl, I broke the fingers of those that poked me needlessly. Just saying.”
“I have a good feeling about this.”
“Come on–no time to waste.”
Interview the Muse
- What is your Full name? Include any maiden names, aliases, or nicknames.
- When is your birthday? Do you know where you were born and at what time?
- What is your star sign? Do you know your Chinese Zodiac too?
- What is your earliest memory that you can remember?
- Where was your childhood home? Was it more urban or rural?
- How was your childhood in general? Did your parents treat you well? Did you have a lot of friends?
- How was/is school? What is your favorite and least favorite subjects? What were your grades on average?
- Did you have a best friend growing up? What was their name? Are you still in touch?
- Were you in any cliques?
- Best childhood memory you can recall?
- Worst childhood memory you can recall?
- Name an event in your childhood that has shaped you into the person you are today
- What is the dumbest thing you have ever done to impress someone? Were they impressed or was it all for naught?
- Did you ever have any sweethearts or lovers? Do you have a boy/girlfriend?
- Are you a virgin?
- Do you ever plan on getting married in your life? Do you want kids?
- Would you rather have your own kids or adopt? How many kids would you want?
- Do you think you'd be a protective parent or a relaxed parent?
- How would you prefer to pass away? Surrounded by loved ones and at peace, or while doing something heroic?
- Generally, how healthy are you? Do you get sick or injured easily or are you fit?
- Have you ever been badly injured before?
- What is the worst injury you have ever gotten? What was it and how did it happen? Were you ever close to death?
- How many times have you been to the hospital/doctor's?
- Have you ever had a concussion or brain injury? Have you ever had amnesia?
- What was the worst illness you ever contacted? Do you know what it was? How long were you sick?
- Ever had any extended hospital stays? What for?
- Have you ever had to give yourself or someone else emergency first aid? What happened?
- Are you employed? Where do you work and who do you work for? What do you do?
- Are you happy with your current job?
- Did you have any previous jobs? What were they and what did you do?
- Most dangerous thing you have ever done?
- Do you consider yourself a more active person or a more relaxed person?
- What is your dream come true? How about your worst nightmare?
- What is the biggest and most important goal you have set for yourself?
- How persistent would you say you are? How much does it take to get you to give up on a task?
- Would you surrender yourself to your enemies or fight to the very end?
- When do you usually do your shopping? What is currently on your shopping list?
- Top three things on your wishlist?
- Currently, what is something you want but do not need?
- Do you like shopping? What is your favorite thing to shop for?
- What is the most expensive thing you have purchased? Was it worth it?
- What would you do if you were suddenly given one billion dollars out of the blue?
- What would you describe your style of clothing as?
- Do you have any hobbies? Name all of them if you can.
- Do you like and appreciate art? What is your favorite piece of artwork?
- Do you like music? What is your favorite style of music?
- Have you ever seen any musicals? What is your favorite?
- What are your top three favorite animals? What would you say your "Patronus" or "Spirit Animal" is?
- What are your top three favorite colors?
- What is your favorite season? Do you prefer hotter or colder weather? Do you like snow at all?
- What kind of flavors do you prefer: Sweet, Sour, Bitter, Spicy, Dry, or Umami (savory meat taste)?
- Can you cook at all?
- What is your favorite dish? Can you prepare it? Do you have the recipe handy?
- What is your favorite fruit and vegetable?
- What is your favorite dessert? What is your favorite type of candy/treat?
- What is the best thing you have ever had the opportunity to eat? What is the worst?
- Do you like to drink tea or coffee? Any favorite flavors?
- Describe your sense of humor.
- What is one thing you are justly proud of?
- Do you have any religious beliefs? If not, have you ever been to a church service?
- What would you say is the worst thing someone has done to you? What is the meanest thing someone has ever said to you?
- What is the worst thing you have done to someone? What is the meanest thing you have said to anyone?
- Share the latest entry in your diary/journal.
- What is the most precious thing you own? Is it valuable at all?
- Talk about someone you know. It can be someone you either like or dislike.
- FREE QUESTION
Like this for a starter.
“What are you looking at me like that for, i’m being held for execution. Torture is a given.”
TIM BURTON’S FILM’S PROMPTS !
triggering / nsfw may be present , these are taken from varying films.
“ With this candle… I will set your mother on fire. ”
“ Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. ”
“ With this ring, I ask you to be mine. ”
“ Please, there’s been a mistake. I’m not dead. ”
“ If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain. ”
“ If you cut me with a knife, it’s still the same. ”
“ I know her heart is beating, and I know that I am dead. ”
“ Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. ”
“ I’ve spent so long in the darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is. ”
“ I feel my heart is aching, though it doesn’t beat it’s breaking. ”
“ Yet the pain here that I feel…try and tell me it’s not real. ”
“ I know that I am dead. It seems that I still have some tears to shed. ”
“ I was a bride. My dreams were taken from me. ”
“ This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared! ”
“ What are you doing here at this hour? You should be at home, prostrate with grief! ”
“ What a story it is. A tragic tale of romance, passion, and a murder most foul! ”
“ Why go up there when people are dying to get down here? ”
“ This would stop his heart forever. Only then would he be free to give it to you. ”
“ If I hadn’t just been sitting in it, I would say that you’ve lost your mind! ”
“ You don’t know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.. ”
“ Be gone, ye demons from Hell! Back to the void from whence you came! ”
“ We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living. ”
“ Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. ”
“ Hey, these aren’t my rules! Come to think of it, I don’t have any rules! ”
“ Uh, I think, uh, they’ve had enough “exorcise” for tonight. ”
“ Not so fast, round boy. We’re gonna have some laughs! ”
“ And that, is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore babe, I won’t. ”
“ My whole life is a darkroom. ”
“ Don’t mind her. She’s still upset that someone dropped a house on her sister. ”
“ I will go insane and I will take you with me! ”
“ I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. ”
“ Uh, what I meant is, can you be scary? ”
“ Oh! I didn’t know you were asking me. Can I be scary? ”
“ I don’t think we survived that crash. ”
“ Please, they’re dead. It’s a little late to be neurotic. ”
“ Well, how is it you see us and nobody else can? ”
“ Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased. ”
“ It says: ‘live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual. ”
“ I, myself, am strange and unusual. ”
“ I mean they’re gone, split, out of here, afterlife kids, deceased-ahh. ”
“ I was just wondering could you help me get out of here? ”
“ Are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there? ”
“ You know, if I had seen a ghost at your age I would have been scared out of my wits. ”
“ You must believe me. it was a horseman, a dead one. Head less. ”
“ I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine. ”
“ Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue. ”
“ I have shed my tears for [ name ], and yet my heart is not broken. ”
“ Their heads were not found severed. Their heads were not found at all. ”
“ He’s on the rampage, cutting off heads where he finds them. ”
“ That’s the problem; He was dead to begin with. ”
“ What happened to you? Where are your parents? ”
“ It’s not heaven he’s from! It’s straight from the stinking flames of hell! ”
“ The power of Satan is in him; I can feel it. Can’t you? ”
“ He has been sent first to tempt you. But it’s not too late. ”
“ Sweetheart, you can’t buy the necessities of life with cookies. ”
“ You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. ”
“ If he weren’t up there now, I don’t think it would be snowing. ”
“ I don’t love you anymore. I just want you to go, okay? Just go. ”
“ Are you serious? I’m gonna lose you to that? He isn’t even human.. ”
“ Trust me, dearie, it’s gonna take a lot more than ale to wash that taste out. ”
“ We could have a life, us two. ”
“ Maybe not like I dreamed. Maybe not like you remember. But we could get by. ”
“ In these once familiar streets I feel… shadows… everywhere. ”
“ You have a room over the shop, don’t you? ”
“ Haven’t been there in years. People think it’s haunted. ”
“ You see, years ago, something happened up there. Something not very nice. ”
“ I tried to stop her, but she wouldn’t listen to me. ”
“ If I see your face again on this street, you’ll rue the day you were born. ”
“ You’ll kill me, boy? Well here I stand! ”
“ You’re barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm! ”
“ Don’t worry no one’ll recognize you. You’re safe now. ”
“ I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares. ”
“ I won’t slay anything. I don’t slay, so put it out of your mind. ”
“ Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk? ”
“ Some says you survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. ”
“ There is a place, like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery and danger. ”
“ Why is it you’re always too small or too tall? ”
“ You used to be much more… muchier. You’ve lost your muchness. ”
“ It looks like you’ve run afoul of something with wicked claws… ”
“ What if it were agreed that “proper” meant wearing a codfish on your head? ”
“ Do you know what I’ve always dreaded? ”
“ I’d rather you didn’t. I’ll be fine as soon as I wake up. ”
“ If you’re hiding her, you will lose your heads. ”
“ I don’t care! He wouldn’t be there if it weren’t for me! ”
“ I’ve been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. ”
“ So, I’ve come to you hoping you might understand what it’s like. ”
“ There are questions I have to answer, things I have to do. ”
“ You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream. ”
✧ MAGIC SENTENCE STARTERS.
relating to, but not limited to, witchcraft & witchery. may or may not contain triggers, categorized by good/bad/neutral as requested. please proceed to read/reblog with caution.
GOOD MAGIC
❛ not all spells are bad, you must stray away from the bad magic. ❜ ❛ there’s nothing wrong with a bit of magic, as long as it’s for the good. ❜ ❛ you’re like a vase and the magic is the water. ❜ ❛ i don’t need magic to see that. ❜ ❛ not every spell is considered to be bad. ❜ ❛ this spell book here contains no such bad magic nor will it ever. ❜ ❛ i’m working up a new potion. it’s for the greater good, of course. ❜ ❛ i’ve never used my powers/magic for anything but good things. ❜ ❛ there is no competition with magic, you either possess, or you don’t. ❜ ❛ no one power/magic is better nor greater than the other. ❜ ❛ remember, everything you learn is to be used for good. ❜ ❛ you think every witch/sorcerer is bad? do i look evil to you? ❜ ❛ i’ve only ever used my magic/powers for good. ❜ ❛ it’s not the magic/powers that are bad, it’s the person who possesses it. ❜ ❛ there is good and bad in everything, you must always chose to be good. ❜ ❛ my powers/magic are not a weapon! i will not be treated as such! ❜ ❛ i cannot help you with your wishes, it’s far too evil. ❜ ❛ magic is a delicate thing and i treat it as such. ❜ ❛ i don’t always use magic/my powers, i don’t always need to. ❜ ❛ it is a blessing not a curse, it’s only a curse if you wish to do evil. ❜ ❛ i did come here to show off my powers/magic, what do you take me for? ❜ ❛ i’m not a witch! i’m a person possessing magic. big difference. ❜ ❛ these are healing potions, they will heal just about any form of life. ❜ ❛ the good always outweighs the bad, just remember that. ❜ ❛ it’s best to use magic/powers when you understand them. ❜
BAD MAGIC
❛ i’ve never used magic for anything other than evil. ❜ ❛ i will be the greatest and the most powerful, mark my words. ❜ ❛ i’ve hexed so many people, i’ve lost count. ❜ ❛ a curse is never easy to lift, hence the sole purpose of it. ❜ ❛ what’s the point in having powers/magic, if you don’t take advantage? ❜ ❛ you have always abused your magical privileges. ❜ ❛ i wouldn’t use my powers/magic for the good if it was life and death. ❜ ❛ you really only know how to cast curses/hexes? ❜ ❛ i specialize in curses and hexes only, anything else is just noise. ❜ ❛ shhh, you shouldn’t even speak of such dark magic. ❜ ❛ this book is full of the darkest magic you’ll ever read. ❜ ❛ what is the difference between voodoo and dark magic? ❜ ❛ dark magic is wonderful, you learn the most from it. ❜ ❛ there are so many hexes/curses to cast, i never know which one to pick. ❜ ❛ have you ever had a curse/hex casted upon you? ❜ ❛ there is no such thing as good magic. ❜ ❛ why are you so wicked with such a beautiful gift? ❜ ❛ you do not deserve to possess magic/powers. ❜ ❛ i’ve got a wicked idea in mind, want to hear? it involves magic. ❜ ❛ the best magic of all, of course, is dark magic. ❜ ❛ have you ever wanted to step into voodoo? ❜ ❛ this a book of dark magic/voodoo, but it is not easy to open. ❜ ❛ you have to do a sacrifice to get this dark magic/voodoo book open. ❜ ❛ have you ever participated in voodoo ritual? it’s very liberating. ❜ ❛ all of these spells contain blood and sacrifice… ❜
NEUTRAL MAGIC
❛ what witch/sorcerer doesn’t own a spell book? ❜ ❛ for future reference, never interrupt my ritual again. ❜ ❛ gemstones are great collectibles for healing. ❜ ❛ every movie about witchcraft is kind of off point, i feel. ❜ ❛ i’m unable to use magic/my powers until i’m older. ❜ ❛ do you fly on broom stick and all that? ❜ ❛ it’s actually rather hard to stir up a potion. ❜ ❛ i don’t own a wand nor a broom stick, but i will drop a house on you. ❜ ❛ spell books are often hard to find. ❜ ❛ i could close my eyes, pretend to concentrate and you would be scared. ❜ ❛ you know they used to hang witches back in the olden days. ❜ ❛ this isn’t a spell, this is common sense. ❜ ❛ this isn’t magic, it’s just glitter. ❜ ❛ i’ve always wanted to live in a cabin in the woods though. ❜ ❛ the best time to do a ritual is of an evening. ❜ ❛ would like to do a healing ritual with me? it’s harmless. ❜ ❛ let’s go candle shopping, come on! i love candles! ❜ ❛ i’m still human, you know, with feelings! ❜ ❛ you know, there is something else i possess; feelings! ❜ ❛ look, it’s really not like any of that. ❜ ❛ what’s so special about it? nothing, of course. it’s not special. ❜ ❛ i don’t feel any greater or better because of it. ❜ ❛ there are spells/potions that can be used for both, good and evil. ❜ ❛ i would rather not use magic/my powers, i’d rather pretend i don’t have any. ❜ ❛ i would never flaunt it as if it’s something so great to have! ❜
*: ・゚✧ necromancy sentence starters
warning: there’s going to be dark / potentially upsetting themes revolving death / loss / resurrection in this one.
“ i heard you could bring people back from the dead.”
“ is it true that you can communicate with spirits?”
“ so, how does it work? do you need my blood as a sacrifice or something…?”
“ i don’t care about the dangers! just bring him / her back!”
“ but if i died, how can i be alive right now?”
“ you… brought me back to life…?”
“ i just need to talk to him / her one last time.”
“ does it hurt them to be resurrected?”
“ if i’m dead, then how come you can see me?”
“ you don’t understand! i… i’ll never be happy again without him / her. please!”
“ is there, you know… any side-effects to this?”
“ you’re not actually serious about bringing them back, are you?”
“ this is wrong. death should be final.”
“ do i look like someone who cares about that? i just want them back!”
“ they say the dead can tell the future. i want to know my future.”
“ but they were dead! this can’t be real. it’s just some trick.”
“ i know they say what’s dead should stay dead, but… if you really can bring them back, then please, make an exception.”
“ this isn’t just any type of magic you want me to use. this is dark magic.”
“ you don’t want me to bring them back. a lot of things could go wrong if i try.”
“ are you sure you want me to bring him / her back?”
“ i won’t do it. i’m sorry, but what’s dead should stay dead.”
“ if you want me to, i can contact the spirit world for you.”
“the dead make good soldiers.”
“ the dead can’t disobey orders.”
“ the dead can foresee the future.”
“ the dead knows secrets not known to the living.”
“ the dead should be made to serve the living. not the other way around.”
“ begone, or i will add you to my army of the dead!”
“ rise from your grave!”
“ death is just the beginning.”
“ i always found the saying ‘what’s dead should stay dead’ to be overrated.”
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