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Love Begins
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moon or stars? roses or sunflowers? autumn or spring? sunrise or sunset? fairy lights or lanterns? snow or thunder? cold or hot? boats or planes? velvet or lace? pastels or darks? gold or silver? late walks or midnight drives? camouflage or contrast? summer or winter? violets or daisies? balloons or streamers?
35 through 40 thanks
what activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
she’s such a shitty person okay listen she looooves to people watch. not just in a “oh, that’s interesting” way but in a “i’m going to sit at this table sipping my tea while i watch you and internally make fun of your appearance and your actions in order to feel better about my own shitty life” kind of way
What makes them feel guilty?
during her life, nothing, really. but in the afterlife, she feels guilty for mostly everything she’s done wrong. she feels guilty for being a dick to the environmentalists, she feels guilty for breaking every relationship she had on purpose, everything she’s done, she’s sorry for ( all thanks to chidi who made her have human emotions )
Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
analytical, as seen when she literally tells a whole school she doesn’t want to talk to any of them because friends are a waste of time
Would they consider themselves a type a or type b personality?
i had to google what this was to be totally honest with you but i think she’s more in the middle whereas she would loooove to argue she’s type b
What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
not to be nsfw but sex/drinking. she’s a one night stand monster and she drinks too much for her liver to like her at all
would you say that they have a superiority-complex? inferiority-complex? neither?
hello eleanor has npd..
2, 10, 13, and 17!
2. do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? how often?
god, she would never. the most she exercises is going out dancing or chasing innocents down in the street. she’s not a health guru in the least.
10. neuroses? do they recognize them as such?
she’s got a really really big issue with trust but she likes to think that nothing’s wrong with her, yknow. perfect eleanor shellstrop who is constantly 100% fine !
13. sexual orientation? and, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
baby bi bi bi... seriously she’s so openly bi it’s ridiculous. not only does she say the gayest shit about tahani, she’s never ever ashamed of it. she hates the hype around being Non Straight though and doesn’t really talk about it, though she does nothing to hide the fact that She Loves Women
17. preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
she’s a mess, honestly. most of the time it’s just jeans and a cute top that was bargained down to a measly price, or just sweatpants and a sweatshirt. nothing too fancy, it makes her feel like she’s faking !
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What does their bedroom look like?
Do they have any daily rituals?
Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
Eating habits and sample daily menu
Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
Makeup?
Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
Intellectual pursuits?
Favorite book genre?
Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
Biggest and smallest short term goal?
Biggest and smallest long term goal?
Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
Favorite beverage?
What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
What is their biggest regret?
Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
Most prized possession?
Thoughts on material possessions in general?
Concept of home and family?
Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)
What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
What makes them feel guilty?
Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?
What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
How misanthropic are they?
Hobbies?
How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
Religion?
Superstitions or views on the occult?
Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
How do they express love?
If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?
❛ i am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me ! ❜
❛ really ? you and i are very different. ❜
❛ yeah, i noticed ! ❜
❛ i am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me ! ❜
❛ really ? you and i are very different. ❜
❛ yeah, i noticed ! ❜
i need a tahani so we can talk abt what happened in the attempt where tahani was eleanor’s soulmate
‘ ugh, talking about your feelings is the worst. ’
‘ UGH, tell me about it, dude. it’s like, one second i’m sitting in peace, drinking my champagne, eating some shrimp, and the next second someone’s asking me about my charity work and asking how it felt to be so good. ugh, like – come on man, this is the afterlife ! gimme some room to forking breathe or somethin’ ! ’
The Good Place 02x04
ID. JANET
❛ hiya eleanor ! look ! i’ve activated a slang use and comprehension program for more natural and authentic to your style conversation with you and jason ! what’s crackalackin’ ? ❜
❛ JESUS, okay, no one says... that, babe. anyways, can you tell me - is there like, a textbook definition of love ? you got that in there somewhere ? ❜
eleanor loves tegan and sara
✰ — — — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ hi, guys! i’m broken. ’ ‘ send nude pics of your heart to me. ’ ‘ man, repressing your feelings is great. ’ ‘ i just want to sit and stare at nothing and silently scream for the rest of time. ’ ‘ birth is a curse and existence is a prison. ’ ‘ it’s ancient history? it was happening until twenty seconds ago. ’ ‘ one of the perks of living alone is that i get to just walk around naked. ’ ‘ i’ll miss you too, you sexy skyscraper. ’ ‘ you were already at almost-maximum hotness, but now you look like a sexy, tan rapunzel. ugh, the dream. ’ ‘ well, hooking up with someone with the exact same name, it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy… i could be into it. ’ ‘ so far, i’m the best student. i’m gonna be the velociraptor. ’ ‘ i feel like ‘friends’ in season eight, out of ideas and forcing joey and rachel together, even though it made no sense. ’ ‘ i once got lost on an escalator, so i’m not exactly christopher columbus. ’ ‘ we’ve been through this thousands of times. i mean, can you… just chill out? is that possible? ’ ‘ you deserve to be happy because you are an impressive, thoughtful, and special person… not to mention, you have a rockin’ bod. ’ ‘ any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. that’s how we got beyonce. ’ ‘ because of reasons. there are reasons! they exist and i don’t want to explain them right now. ’ ‘ i’m a canyon… full of poo-poo. ’ ‘ they are a couple and i am a third part of that couple. ’ ‘ it’s suddenly very important that i get drunk. ’ ‘ you got dreams in life? that’s lit. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ how can i say no? …can i say no? ’ ‘ i don’t have a house. i live in a boundless void. ’ ‘ i have no idea what’s going on, but everyone is talking and i should too. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ i’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kid’s menu. what a stupid age i am! ’ ‘ is this a game? i go first. i call blue! ’ ‘ aw, man. i wanted to push that button. not cool, dude. ’ ‘ we know everything. i don’t understand much of it, but you know, i know it. ’ ‘ that was my first time as a fashion ‘don’t’ and i did not care for it. ’ ‘ i’m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking him to admit he loves me. ’ ‘ hey there hot stuff, can i get you a cup of coffee? ’ ‘ do you have any feelings like that for me again now? ’ ‘ no, no, no, dude, dude, dude, you don’t have to explain yourself. we are on the same page. ’ ‘ i am revved up to learn, man. my brain is horny! ’ ‘ i used to think about how it’s weird they don’t make pants that are just one big pant leg for both your legs. ’ ‘ i felt bad about what i did. it was a weird feeling. not used to it. didn’t love it. ’ ‘ yeah, i love you. ugh, that’s embarrassing. i feel so itchy. ’ ‘ go fork yourself, you mean giraffe. ’ ‘ who needs a soulmate anyway? my soulmate will be… books. ’ ‘ what do we do? panic? freak? i usually panic, but i am happy to freak! ’ ‘ we’re gonna have assignments and quizzes and papers… it’s gonna be so much fun! ’ ‘ i’m in a perfect utopia and i have a stomachache. ’ ‘ i need to step outside for some air. and… i will not be back. for many days. ’ ‘ the point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. ’ ‘ yeah, dude. i’m not a monster… anymore. ’ ‘ i’m good. just hang out with her and name constellations after each other or whatever it is nerds do. i’m fine on my own. ’ ‘ i’m in this. we’re a team. ’ ‘ she makes the bass drop… in my heart. ’ ‘ is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? because it’s only kind of working. ’ ‘ ugh, of course your hugs are amazing. ’ ‘ okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. ’ ‘ yeah, mm-hmm, everything is fine, it’s okay, yeah. i’m fine. so, it’s all fine. ’ ‘ look away! everybody look away. i’m going to keep watching, but you guys look away. ’ ‘ ugh, talking about your feelings is the worst. ’ ‘ i’ve been keeping a secret from you… about you. the thing is, it’s not even harming you and if i tell you i feel like it might harm you. so, uh, ethically speaking, i don’t think i have to tell you. ’ ‘ has anyone ever told you what a drag you are? ’ ‘ ‘bearer of bad news’? uh, i think you mean ‘bad news bear’. ’ ‘ honestly, the best move is to get another dude and just go to town. rebound guy. ’ ‘ but i am happy for them! i am! i am! am i? i am! i am not. i am not. i am not that. i am not happy for them. ’ ‘ i totally get it. i mean, he’s a ding dong, but also a straight hottie. ’ ‘ you want to hear his side? oh, no, no, no. that’ll only slow things down. ’ ‘ no! right? no, it felt like a no when i was doing it. ’ ‘ here’s the thing, i’m nice to you and you’re mean to me. there’s something wrong about that, but i can’t put my finger on it. ’ ‘ how am i doing? oh, well, you know… stomach’s in knots, i’m stress-grinding my teeth, and it feels like i’m being suffocated. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun… just like i do when someone starts talking about their kids. ’ ‘ how do i put this delicately… it’s all stupid garbage! ’ ‘ i’m sorry i dragged you into this. ’ ‘ i’m sorry that i never did laundry… and that i waited until you were about to do yours and secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it. ’ ‘ that’s a very, very bad idea. don’t be yourself! ’ ‘ great. yet again, it’s everyone against me because everyone except me is an idiot. why am i the only person who clearly sees what’s going on here? 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❛ YA BASIC. ❜ interpreted by lexie.
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❛ AH, SHIRT ——— janet !! ❜
