formal bee experts

Just a group of friends spreading truth and love about bees // from Australia

[formalbeenutexperts]

🐝she is one THICC BEEH🐝

👅 💦 🐝

she carries what is nearly her own weight in pollen so you can see the plussy  💪

these really are the bees’ knees 😩 👌 👅 💦 💦🐝

[alexandratheterrible]

The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.

 Please:

Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are

Leave your “weeds” alone they probably aren’t hurting anything

Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides. 

If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge

Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They won’t hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting

Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.

[formalbeenutexperts]

unpopular onion

facism is ok if it’s bees

[formalbeenutexperts]

im all about that bass (bee ass)

[formalbeenutexperts]

if u take sodium out of terminated it becomes termited the termites come

wrong the only insect is bee

[formalbeenutexperts]

beenis

[formalbeenutexperts]

Actual image of a Communist bee lounging about, benefiting off exploitation and overtaxation. Don’t support this dictator, who uses government control to crush free-market trade and steal from hardworking individuals. 

[formalbeenutexperts]

Freedom for Bees 4

*having seen their tax dollars used by the government to build public infrastructure,*

Bee 1: I am satisfied with this use of my hard earned money. I will continue to pay my due amount of taxes. I understand that even in a capitalist society it is necessary to yield a percentage of my profit to ensure the further advancement of our local neighbourhood. However, I do not support the overtaxing of high-income individuals, which I one day aspire to be. This is achievable through my consistent work and dedication to my craft.

Bee 2: I concur with this statement.

[formalbeenutexperts]

Communist bee propaganda is toxic. Don’t sleep on this. 

[formalbeenutexperts]

I will pay taxes to the government, but I want to know what my tax dollars are used for, and that frivolous spending by governmental departments and officials is nil.

A liberated bee, after paying his first taxes to a non-communist regime

[formalbeenutexperts]

Freedom for Bees 3

*having successfully made a small profit from selling their honey on the local free-market economy*

Bee 1: We have now generated an amount of net profit that means the government is able to collect tax from us. As citizens of a free, democratic society, we will pay the required tax, however, we will do everything in our legal power to minimise tax, as is our right to do so.

Bee 2: I concur with this statement.

[formalbeenutexperts]

You look at a bee and you think that he has it all. He’s got a stable job, a family, a home. But look beneath the surface of the hive and you find a flawed communist system, well concealed behind the facade of the ‘happy worker bee’. That bee lives in fear of the Queen and her enforcers, who take HIS hard earned honey and leave him and his family with nothing. His ‘home’ is nothing more than a dark room of empty dreams.

[frogntoadrfriends]

did you watch the bee movie

[formalbeenutexperts]

The bee movie watched me. 

[formalbeenutexperts]

You're doing a bee-rilliant job!

me supporting my bee friends

[formalbeenutexperts]

Give a bee a ration of honey, and he feeds himself enough to continue manufacturing honey for the communist regime.

Give a bee the chance to sell his honey on the free market, and he feeds himself, his family and his growing appetite for justice and the chance to make something of himself.

[formalbeenutexperts]

Freedom for Bees 2

*Bees 1 and 2, having been expelled from the hive for expressing anti-communist sentiments*

Bee 1: We are free of the communist rule of the hive, but we now have no home. I think we should begin to farm our own honey, then sell it for a profit on the free market. We can then take these small profits and invest back into our farming to increase production and thus profit.

Bee 2: I concur with that statement.

[formalbeenutexperts]

I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone.

Bees 1 and 2, as they are expelled from the hive for having anti-communist thoughts

[formalbeenutexperts]

You look at a bee and you think that he has it all. He’s got a stable job, a family, a home. But look beneath the surface of the hive and you find a flawed communist system, well concealed behind the facade of the ‘happy worker bee’. That bee lives in fear of the Queen and her enforcers, who take HIS hard earned honey and leave him and his family with nothing. His ‘home’ is nothing more than a dark room of empty dreams.