Cryptid

I’ve reached my final shape: becoming a destiny 2 blog I’ve written a few things and share them here from A03! Generally screams about destiny and whatever weird shit happens on my college campus because we now have a haunted elevator.

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Hello Hello! I'm Cryptid. I post mostly about Destiny 2 and scream about the Guardian. Mostly, you'll see me chatting with the other two ping pong players in content box @/luna-light-eclipse and @/orbdotexe. We scream at each other and commit Au crimes daily. AUV is an Au that's talked about often on here, as is Darkest Nights (Savathun takes over Wolf instead of Osiris), and my newest AU An Anthology of Broken Promises. Starbursts and Stardust (Formally A Little To The Left) is also a beloved AU of mine. You'll get chapter snippets, random posts about my cat. I also post lore sometimes. Outside of that, I'm a college student suffering in computer science degree. My main building has a elevator that only sometimes works. It's a thing. I love any and all asks about anything!

spam likes are totally fine, I keep my phone on silent most of the time!

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Creating a crucible match for my ESPM plates rn will let you see the results in a week

[telestoapologist]

Cayde-6: Breaking news, everything is bad. It's just as terrible as you imagined and probably worse. With more we go to Failsafe. Failsafe. Failsafe: We are all in danger, Cayde unit! Cayde-6: Jesus Christ. What can we do? Failsafe: Absolutely nothing! Cayde-6: It was good knowing you, Failsafe. Failsafe: (depressed) Can't say the same. Cayde-6: That was unnecessary. We're just now getting reports that Sparrow Racing is returning, what a pleasant surprise. Let's check in with Suraya Hawthorne. Suraya, where are you? Suraya: That's none of your business. Do you hear that? Cut the music. Do you hear that? Cayde-6: What do you hear? Suraya: That's the sound of us slowly dying, can you hear it? Cayde-6: I can hear it, it's louder in my left ear. Suraya: Suraya Hawthorne, reporting from where I am. Cayde-6: I actually have some more questions for y- well, okay. We're gonna go to Commander Zavala who has more with politics. Zavala: No I don't. Cayde-6: Let's send it over to our senior correspondent, Ikora Rey. Ikora: Look at TWID. Let's bring it up. Cayde-6: W- What am I looking at here? Ikora: I don't know, but it doesn't look good. Cayde-6: That looks bad. Ikora: Yeah, it's probably bad. Cayde-6: Let's go to our eye in the extradimensional sky, Lodi. Lodi. Lodi: **** man, I don't know where I am right now. Cayde-6: What do you see out there? Lodi: Everything. It's too much. We were never supposed to see this. I need to come back. Cayde-6: You stay right there, we're gonna go to commercial. Marcus Ren: Did you hear about SRL coming back? 'Cause that's crazy! How are we all not talking about this? I feel like that really got glossed over real quick, that's a huge thing!! Call Marcus, 555-CALL-MARCUS, I want to talk about this. Call Marcus now! Cayde-6: And we're back. Let's check in with Prak'kesh with sports. Prak'kesh. Prak'kesh: I just want to take this sports time to say that whatever you hear about me in the next 24 hours is completely false. People are gonna say things and have documents and recordings to back up what they say, and it's just not real. You should believe me, and not their solid evidence. Prak'kesh, take it by two. Cayde-6: This is when champions are born. We're goin now to Eris Morn with the weather. Eris. Eris: It's everywhere. Cayde-6: We won't be hearing from her anymore. Coming up, a blueberry learns how to wellskate, and then dies.

[destiny2-names]

Feels a bit like we've been watching an elderly loved one clearly on the decline, and you don't really want to think about it but you know any day now you're going to get that phone call, and so when you do get that call it's not surprising. But it's still heartbreaking. But that person you love has already kind of been gone for a while, so in a way, you've already kind of made some peace with it. But you still aren't quite ready to let go, even though you knew this was coming and it was just a matter of time.

[urban-mecha]

Good bye old friend

[helianthusdoodles]

Your Ghost makes a list of the things he wishes he could say to you:

“I’m here. I’m still here.”

- Thin Line lore entry

[nagunkgunk]

meows at you. and beep beeps at you.

[blazeshardcat]

onto new skies

[mchonda]

no one look at me

[destiny-aesthetics]

THE KINDERGUARDIANS!!!

I was so focus on those of us that have been in this space forever, I forgot about the New Lights.

There's still so much for your Guardian to do. Yeah Bungie after June 9th MAY NOT write anymore stories for the world of Destiny, but you can still write your own. That's what so wonderful about this world.

The world is still there. The servers aren't shutting down, and there is still plenty of Guardians running around.

Play, go make stories, become LEGENDS!

This must be how Ryland Grace felt when his kids asked about the sun. Destiny is our Sun and Sony is Astrophage.

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Also! I am writing again. I have finally transferred over to a store that is not a full four hour drive away from my apartment and is instead a beloved ten minutes. I am also halfway sure I may be up for a promotion in the coming weeks, so yippee! I have ideas circulating in my head. So many. The box is constantly rotating.

Also since D2 is officially ending, I’m debating on becoming a lore account and returning to my warlock roots. We will see though!

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I just did my exam a whole hour and a half early I either failed or did amazing there is no inbetween

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I GOT A FULL ONE HUNDRED??? TWENTY SIX OUT OF TWENTY SIX???

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I just did my exam a whole hour and a half early I either failed or did amazing there is no inbetween

[crab-crime-enthusiast]

Destinyblr get in here. I think we all deserve a hug rn

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I AM NOT DEAD

I have been. Busy. (Summer classes with work. Help me) but anth has slowly been getting edited. I promise.

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Eido is making it very hard to get up to study for finals

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Me, with full confidence before friday: the storm on Friday won’t be that bad!

Me on Friday when the storm produces multiple tornados in different states and still heading straight for my town: I was incorrect