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21, I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and im all out of bubblegum

[bathroomcube]

fuck me all my friends have jobs which means they have no time to play toys with me and its fuycking ruining my life

[thisarenotarealblog]

fuck me i have a job which means i have no time to play with my friends and its ruining my life

[1anonyymous1]

saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

[scifi-elpides]

Love this energy

[pisshandkerchief]

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

[petercushings]

Does evil come from within us, or from beyond?

NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

[greelin]

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[wishuponastarion]

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

[ilajue]

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

[pointnclick]

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

[fy-perspectives]

“Isn't it strange that we talk least about the things we think about most?”

― Charles Lindbergh

[patrik-star]

when it’s time to say goodbye after having a great time with someone

[perfectday1972]

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[justsomeguycore]

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

[justsomeguycore]

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

[catchymemes]

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on