Lyfrassir Edda

pfp is from @/poorlemons

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Inspector- well, former Inspector Second Class Lyfrassir Edda of the New Midgard Transport Police here. I don't know who this signal will reach. I managed to get ahold of something that can get messages across wide distances, and I am hoping that it didn't break in the process of escaping from Midgard.

I don't know what I want from this. Some connection, some hope that maybe I can live past this week. Maybe if I ever run out of fuel or food or water, someone would be so kind as to lend me some. Though I cant expect anyone to, I know I wouldn't.

I wish everyone reading this good luck and safe travels. I hope you, too, do not run into the Bifrost. It messed something up in me and I only saw it. I don't know what changed, but my hair is.. similar to the rainbow you would find within it. My head is buzzing, I don't know if that is from the alcohol or the constant hum in my ears.

Former Second Class Lyfrassir Edda, wishing you good luck from the middle of fucking nowhere.

welcome! so many lyfs on here god damn..

edit: shortening this

ocs/character rp blogs are very welcome, i'll roll with crossovers (even if i dont know the source media)

no nsfw... if i dont like ur ask i will not answer it

as of right now lyfrassir can either exist on a version of aurora (specifically vonraumstherapy's aurora) or on their little ship, wherever you want

lyf uses they/them here

okay! have fun! go mess them up! i dont care!

main is @cr0wl33

[straightupbugs]

trick or treat asks are welcome btdubs

[vonraumstherapy]

[Marius receives a message over his comms.]

vonRaum, HelpSmall ,creatures Swarming,.me. Dropped gu n Lyfrassir Edda,

(i forget the @ to my own blog. how embarrassing...)

*Photo uploaded*

'Does it look like this?'

*When Lyffrasir opens the photo, they find a photo of an octokitten in a tophat monocle and a cane, drinking a cup of tea while apparently attempting a tap dance routine.*

'If so, I think Tim would say to give it meat? I think they prefer flesh. I mean Jonnys flesh primarily. But you can try your own!'

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Lyfrassir stares at the image before having their device rudely knocked out of their hands..

Aassdswarrggg Ppufjlrli99999 ;'';llkjjnn

[vonraumstherapy]

*He just shrugs. Pretty normal behavior for the inspector.*

'Tell the kitties Uncle Doctor Von Raum misses them and sends his love.'

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

009887^&ioppo ppdd,, asddggrfff fd

[vonraumstherapy]

[Marius receives a message over his comms.]

vonRaum, HelpSmall ,creatures Swarming,.me. Dropped gu n Lyfrassir Edda,

(i forget the @ to my own blog. how embarrassing...)

*Photo uploaded*

'Does it look like this?'

*When Lyffrasir opens the photo, they find a photo of an octokitten in a tophat monocle and a cane, drinking a cup of tea while apparently attempting a tap dance routine.*

'If so, I think Tim would say to give it meat? I think they prefer flesh. I mean Jonnys flesh primarily. But you can try your own!'

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Lyfrassir stares at the image before having their device rudely knocked out of their hands..

Aassdswarrggg Ppufjlrli99999 ;'';llkjjnn

[the-voidlingg]

Lyf is a Red Bull and adderall girlie. If Yog-SOTHOTH hadn’t eaten their entire solar system they would’ve died like a week later from liver failure.

[vonraumstherapy]

(cough cough, pretend this isnt months late. i forgot.)

Theres a gentle knock on Marius' door, unlike any of the other crewmembers. His guest can be heard shuffling and mumbling to themself. After a moment or two, they knock again. - @formerinspectorsecondclass

"Lyf? You can just come in you know?"

*He's not doing anything important. Just attempting to dissect the remains of Dionysus*

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"Oh, right, yes."

The door slid open, allowing Lyfrassir to walk inside. They were dressed in clothes distinctly different than their usual wear- from the size, it looked like Brian or Tim had lended them clothes. Just a simple white button-up and comfortable looking black pants.

"I was wondering if you'd show me around the kitchen? Both Alexandria and Cognizi are... busy. And your room is the only other room I'm comfortable entering."

They chose to ignore the remains that von Raum was currently picking apart, only granting it a faint grimace.

[vonraumstherapy]

“What about a ship tour? Of…my room. The kitchen…and uhh-“

*He places his scalpel down on the desk, removing his glasses, before pausing*

“Actually how many places have you been?”

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"I've walked around the ship about three times now, but never actually bothered to enter many rooms or look around close enough."

They took the time to glance around the room, putting it to memory.

"...Also, I'm hungry. And I would like to see what you have to cook with."

[vonraumstherapy]

"Oh! Well this is the med bay. This."

*He points at the brain on his desk*

"Was Dionysus."

*He stands up, trying to think of ingredients* "Any preferences? I think we have dinosaur nuggets somewhere in the kitchen..."

*He starts walking out the room, leading the way for Lyfrassir to follow*

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

They take a second to stare at the brain, among other things, before turning back to Marius. "No, no preferences. I just want to eat something so I don't die again." They say this as if it's the most casual thing in the world. Which, I guess for people like the two of them, it is.

[vonraumstherapy]

*He starts, opening his mouth, before remembering. He had though the inspector was mortal.* *He turns back around, and wraps his arms around them instead*

“I’m so sorry.”

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"Uh- No, no, it's fine, it just... I don't know if it's.. uh. ah. Actual dying? Or-" They ramble in a poor attempt to explain. "I'll live. Just... not sometimes? It's more of a nuisance, honestly."

[vonraumstherapy]

“..we can deal with that later.”

*He lets go of Lyf*

“Dino nuggies or grilled cheese?”

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Despite how much they thought they still disliked von Raum, the touch was painful to lose.

"Doesn't matter? I'm... unfamiliar with both."

[vonraumstherapy]

“…the fuck were you eating before this? Coffee, alcohol…more alcohol?”

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

They looked immensely guilty.

"Yes? Among other things."

[vonraumstherapy]

(cough cough, pretend this isnt months late. i forgot.)

Theres a gentle knock on Marius' door, unlike any of the other crewmembers. His guest can be heard shuffling and mumbling to themself. After a moment or two, they knock again. - @formerinspectorsecondclass

"Lyf? You can just come in you know?"

*He's not doing anything important. Just attempting to dissect the remains of Dionysus*

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"Oh, right, yes."

The door slid open, allowing Lyfrassir to walk inside. They were dressed in clothes distinctly different than their usual wear- from the size, it looked like Brian or Tim had lended them clothes. Just a simple white button-up and comfortable looking black pants.

"I was wondering if you'd show me around the kitchen? Both Alexandria and Cognizi are... busy. And your room is the only other room I'm comfortable entering."

They chose to ignore the remains that von Raum was currently picking apart, only granting it a faint grimace.

[vonraumstherapy]

“What about a ship tour? Of…my room. The kitchen…and uhh-“

*He places his scalpel down on the desk, removing his glasses, before pausing*

“Actually how many places have you been?”

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"I've walked around the ship about three times now, but never actually bothered to enter many rooms or look around close enough."

They took the time to glance around the room, putting it to memory.

"...Also, I'm hungry. And I would like to see what you have to cook with."

[vonraumstherapy]

"Oh! Well this is the med bay. This."

*He points at the brain on his desk*

"Was Dionysus."

*He stands up, trying to think of ingredients* "Any preferences? I think we have dinosaur nuggets somewhere in the kitchen..."

*He starts walking out the room, leading the way for Lyfrassir to follow*

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

They take a second to stare at the brain, among other things, before turning back to Marius. "No, no preferences. I just want to eat something so I don't die again." They say this as if it's the most casual thing in the world. Which, I guess for people like the two of them, it is.

[vonraumstherapy]

*He starts, opening his mouth, before remembering. He had though the inspector was mortal.* *He turns back around, and wraps his arms around them instead*

“I’m so sorry.”

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"Uh- No, no, it's fine, it just... I don't know if it's.. uh. ah. Actual dying? Or-" They ramble in a poor attempt to explain. "I'll live. Just... not sometimes? It's more of a nuisance, honestly."

[vonraumstherapy]

“..we can deal with that later.”

*He lets go of Lyf*

“Dino nuggies or grilled cheese?”

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Despite how much they thought they still disliked von Raum, the touch was painful to lose.

"Doesn't matter? I'm... unfamiliar with both."

[vonraumstherapy]

(cough cough, pretend this isnt months late. i forgot.)

Theres a gentle knock on Marius' door, unlike any of the other crewmembers. His guest can be heard shuffling and mumbling to themself. After a moment or two, they knock again. - @formerinspectorsecondclass

"Lyf? You can just come in you know?"

*He's not doing anything important. Just attempting to dissect the remains of Dionysus*

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"Oh, right, yes."

The door slid open, allowing Lyfrassir to walk inside. They were dressed in clothes distinctly different than their usual wear- from the size, it looked like Brian or Tim had lended them clothes. Just a simple white button-up and comfortable looking black pants.

"I was wondering if you'd show me around the kitchen? Both Alexandria and Cognizi are... busy. And your room is the only other room I'm comfortable entering."

They chose to ignore the remains that von Raum was currently picking apart, only granting it a faint grimace.

[vonraumstherapy]

“What about a ship tour? Of…my room. The kitchen…and uhh-“

*He places his scalpel down on the desk, removing his glasses, before pausing*

“Actually how many places have you been?”

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"I've walked around the ship about three times now, but never actually bothered to enter many rooms or look around close enough."

They took the time to glance around the room, putting it to memory.

"...Also, I'm hungry. And I would like to see what you have to cook with."

[vonraumstherapy]

"Oh! Well this is the med bay. This."

*He points at the brain on his desk*

"Was Dionysus."

*He stands up, trying to think of ingredients* "Any preferences? I think we have dinosaur nuggets somewhere in the kitchen..."

*He starts walking out the room, leading the way for Lyfrassir to follow*

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

They take a second to stare at the brain, among other things, before turning back to Marius. "No, no preferences. I just want to eat something so I don't die again." They say this as if it's the most casual thing in the world. Which, I guess for people like the two of them, it is.

[vonraumstherapy]

*He starts, opening his mouth, before remembering. He had though the inspector was mortal.* *He turns back around, and wraps his arms around them instead*

“I’m so sorry.”

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"Uh- No, no, it's fine, it just... I don't know if it's.. uh. ah. Actual dying? Or-" They ramble in a poor attempt to explain. "I'll live. Just... not sometimes? It's more of a nuisance, honestly."

[vonraumstherapy]

(cough cough, pretend this isnt months late. i forgot.)

Theres a gentle knock on Marius' door, unlike any of the other crewmembers. His guest can be heard shuffling and mumbling to themself. After a moment or two, they knock again. - @formerinspectorsecondclass

"Lyf? You can just come in you know?"

*He's not doing anything important. Just attempting to dissect the remains of Dionysus*

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"Oh, right, yes."

The door slid open, allowing Lyfrassir to walk inside. They were dressed in clothes distinctly different than their usual wear- from the size, it looked like Brian or Tim had lended them clothes. Just a simple white button-up and comfortable looking black pants.

"I was wondering if you'd show me around the kitchen? Both Alexandria and Cognizi are... busy. And your room is the only other room I'm comfortable entering."

They chose to ignore the remains that von Raum was currently picking apart, only granting it a faint grimace.

[vonraumstherapy]

“What about a ship tour? Of…my room. The kitchen…and uhh-“

*He places his scalpel down on the desk, removing his glasses, before pausing*

“Actually how many places have you been?”

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"I've walked around the ship about three times now, but never actually bothered to enter many rooms or look around close enough."

They took the time to glance around the room, putting it to memory.

"...Also, I'm hungry. And I would like to see what you have to cook with."

[vonraumstherapy]

"Oh! Well this is the med bay. This."

*He points at the brain on his desk*

"Was Dionysus."

*He stands up, trying to think of ingredients* "Any preferences? I think we have dinosaur nuggets somewhere in the kitchen..."

*He starts walking out the room, leading the way for Lyfrassir to follow*

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

They take a second to stare at the brain, among other things, before turning back to Marius. "No, no preferences. I just want to eat something so I don't die again." They say this as if it's the most casual thing in the world. Which, I guess for people like the two of them, it is.

[vonraumstherapy]

(cough cough, pretend this isnt months late. i forgot.)

Theres a gentle knock on Marius' door, unlike any of the other crewmembers. His guest can be heard shuffling and mumbling to themself. After a moment or two, they knock again. - @formerinspectorsecondclass

"Lyf? You can just come in you know?"

*He's not doing anything important. Just attempting to dissect the remains of Dionysus*

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"Oh, right, yes."

The door slid open, allowing Lyfrassir to walk inside. They were dressed in clothes distinctly different than their usual wear- from the size, it looked like Brian or Tim had lended them clothes. Just a simple white button-up and comfortable looking black pants.

"I was wondering if you'd show me around the kitchen? Both Alexandria and Cognizi are... busy. And your room is the only other room I'm comfortable entering."

They chose to ignore the remains that von Raum was currently picking apart, only granting it a faint grimace.

[vonraumstherapy]

“What about a ship tour? Of…my room. The kitchen…and uhh-“

*He places his scalpel down on the desk, removing his glasses, before pausing*

“Actually how many places have you been?”

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"I've walked around the ship about three times now, but never actually bothered to enter many rooms or look around close enough."

They took the time to glance around the room, putting it to memory.

"...Also, I'm hungry. And I would like to see what you have to cook with."

[vonraumstherapy]

(cough cough, pretend this isnt months late. i forgot.)

Theres a gentle knock on Marius' door, unlike any of the other crewmembers. His guest can be heard shuffling and mumbling to themself. After a moment or two, they knock again. - @formerinspectorsecondclass

"Lyf? You can just come in you know?"

*He's not doing anything important. Just attempting to dissect the remains of Dionysus*

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

"Oh, right, yes."

The door slid open, allowing Lyfrassir to walk inside. They were dressed in clothes distinctly different than their usual wear- from the size, it looked like Brian or Tim had lended them clothes. Just a simple white button-up and comfortable looking black pants.

"I was wondering if you'd show me around the kitchen? Both Alexandria and Cognizi are... busy. And your room is the only other room I'm comfortable entering."

They chose to ignore the remains that von Raum was currently picking apart, only granting it a faint grimace.

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Chicken— 💥💥💥💥

...I'd like to take a moment to announce that-💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[vonraumstherapy]

The fucks wrong with you??

@formerinspectorsecondclass

JTE HORSES . HTE HOESES. LHYF LYF LYF LFY LYF RH WHORSES . RHW HORSES:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( TH EHORHSES AND NOONE WANT S TO GIGBE ME ATTENTION:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Oh. Uh. I don't- um.

They look around

........Do you want this rock I found? Kinda looks like a horse.

[vonraumstherapy]

*He snuffles, before nodding and wrapipng his arms around them*

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Ah- Erm.

They allow it, looking a little distressed at the mess currently being transported onto their jacket. Oh well. Lyf pulls a little rock- tan, sharp-edged, and vaguely horse-shaped, out of a pocket, and holds it out for Marius to take.

[vonraumstherapy]

The fucks wrong with you??

@formerinspectorsecondclass

JTE HORSES . HTE HOESES. LHYF LYF LYF LFY LYF RH WHORSES . RHW HORSES:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( TH EHORHSES AND NOONE WANT S TO GIGBE ME ATTENTION:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Oh. Uh. I don't- um.

They look around

........Do you want this rock I found? Kinda looks like a horse.

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

you still stuck with Marius

Sort of?

We got to the Aurora, she's a fine ship. I can see why that one girl likes her. (Forget her name, Marius told me about her. And the entire rest of the crew.)

He instructed me to stay in a specific room on the Aurora, left to go grab food and... hasn't returned.

Apologies for not updating sooner, I lost my handheld comms and only just now found it in the bag I brought in.

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Hour 2 ¾ of being on the same vessel as Marius. Would not recommend, there's a... strange animal. He calls it a horse. He's sang at least 20 songs.

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Forgot to add that when we first got on, he inspected my wounds only to find that the majority of them have.... closed. Including the lasers. Well, mostly.

Anyways, three hours have passed, and he's explaining what "Don't mine at night" is. None of these words make sense to me.

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Hour 2 ¾ of being on the same vessel as Marius. Would not recommend, there's a... strange animal. He calls it a horse. He's sang at least 20 songs.