There's always gonna be something better...

[penandinkprincess]

unreasonably amused by the idea of itty bitty shane not wanting to get off the ice after practice to the point that david gets ON the ice to get him, so itty bitty does the "my bones are gone now" resistance move kids are so good at.

but fails to consider that ice is. so slippery.

like stage your protest all you want, buddy, but you have literally never been more move-able.

[butimaficwriter]

Read the post and loved it exactly for the potential of what's in the tags: uh oh now David made it funnnn and Shane, quick little bean that he is, riiiight as he's getting to the edge of the rink, about to be picked up and passed to mom, gets up and skates away to the middle of the rink and PLOMP lays down on his back, giggling and kicking his little skates. "Again, Dad (Shane does not call David daddy in front of his friends, he's not a baby!), again!!"

It doesn't help David and Yuna that everyone and their mother thinks this is the funniest, cutest thing ever and laughs, just spurring Shane to do it more and more.

[thisfeebleheart]

Shane chasing Ilya's lips: 🤌

[russianblush]

#ilya baby get behind me

[russianblush]

HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD

(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)

[urie]

i looooooooove how annoying shane and ilya must be as the two best hockey players in the world just both of them being able to see the game at such an elite level and notice things no one else does and theyre basically speaking their own language to one another and saying things like "i dont even count a hat trick if its on an empty net if the goalie isnt there its NOT a real goal i think they should not count these" "absolutely if theres no challenge it isnt real" "exactlyyyyy" and they will say things like this in front of players who have Zero career hat tricks

[urie]

hayden is struggling in the postseason and says its bc he is "playing with a broken rib" and privately shane is thinking "okay but just one though jesus christ" and ilya is texting him like "is pike playing on severed legs" "broken rib" "ok???? just one????" and shane is like wow thank god finally someone who gets it

[fractally]

I think Shane in literally any situation without Ilya is just like “wow I hate this I want my husband. I want my husband where is my husband. Everyone here sucks I want Ilya. I hate everyone but Ilya. This sucks”

[revengeofthesiths]

HEATED RIVALRY S1E05 "I'll Believe in Anything | S1E04 "Rose"

[urie]

hayden: what did he say to you

shane: "fuck off"

hayden: jesus what a dick

shane: [bristling] idk why you'd say that he's literally fine. you dont even know him actually so mind your business. he has a rich inner world

[hollanov-ann]

screaming crying throwing up

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of shane and ilya getting so used to sleeping curled up together that they wake up if they drift apart

mainly because if it's ilya who wakes up first, he shifts over in bed to snuggle close to wherever shane has wriggled off to, curling back up around him and drifting off again, content

whereas if it's shane who wakes up, it's more *bleary, confused searching* *target sighted* *YANK across the mattress to slide ilya back into place next to him* *settles back down while sighing happily like an angel while ilya is still ?!?! about getting AGGRESSIVELY relocated*

[hardlyhinged]

Op’s tags

[firstprinced]

the way ilya, here, thought that shane thinks he's pathetic, and that shane will say he doesn't need ilya anymore 😭 he doesn't make eye contact for this entire first part of the convo.

[wanghedi]

One of the effect of elementary watson being a woman on sherlock is that hes always making caveats about murder suspects like a man caved his skull in. Or a woman. women can also cave skulls in 👍 he set the building on fire. Or she. I would never imply women cant set building on fire

[bbcwhereareyou]

[thisfeebleheart]

nose boop <3

[donttesme]

early after their outing, reporters keep trying to jokingly ask Shane "how does he put up with [ilya]" and shane shuts that shit down fast.

he never ever jokes about his husbands place or worth in their life, because while he knows most people in his life make those sort of jokes in good faith, he also known reporters most likely don't. he refuses to let anybody use him as some sort of crutch to bring down or somehow devalue his HUSBAND.

yeah in private he may make some jokes, but you best believe he is answering any weird or insulting questions with "😐🤨 are you talking about my husband? love of my life Ilya rozanov, that husband? the man a married and would give everything for, that husband? that Ilya, my Ilya? who do you think youre talking about? 😒" alas reporters stop trying to get Shane to say anything about Ilya at all

[gloryhollanovjah]

So endeared and amused by the way Ilya moves his hand from Shane's ass to his waist when he sees David in the house. Man really locks eyes with his future in-law and doesn't startle or jump back with his hands in the air or anything but instead is just like why yes I do have my hands on your son and I will continue to have my hands on your son at all times whenever possible I know he's about to need me in this moment and I am ready and holding onto him and not going anywhere

....however I will move my hand to a more respectable location on said son

[thisfeebleheart]

obsessed with Shane's hand on Ilya's chest and the mesmerized look on his face. also the wet lips 🫠

[iressails]

Heated Rivalry | Uppies

[rozrozhollander]

But you know me. I'm lazy, so... I don't know that side of you at all.