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kirstengillibrand

Wishing you an extremely traditional and disquietingly religious Christmas (at Richmond Beach Neighborhood)

My time in #Berlin is over. My one hope is that I left it weirder than I found it. (at Alexanderplatz Berlin)

#berlin

acigos

strongbowdarkfruit

i hate this site so much

yiffgalaxy

i’m so friggin pissed about this but i can’t bring myself not to reblog it either

It's as big as my head... #dresden (at Dampfschwein)

#dresden

Football in Berlin is literally explosive. #hertha #herthabsc (at Olympiastadion Berlin)

#hertha #herthabsc

dechtir

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she’s the protagonist in a sci fi film. she must bring the disc to the town centre before a certain time and she uses her smarts and her ability to make friends to get there just in the nick of time. she’s gorgeous and doesn’t care about romance.

At the TV Tower in Alexanderplatz, sure, but now I've found the TRUE symbol of Berlin (at Television Tower, Berlin)

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secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

mostlyginger

can we just talk about the time that Lupin was recovering from a full moon and Snape taught the DADA class and made all the students write essays on how to kill werewolves for Lupin to read when he got back I hate Snape so much it’s not funny

mostlyginger

Lupin gets back and he feels like crap and suddenly his best friend’s son is writing an essay about how to kill him like that is so fucked up

take-my-eeveelution

Bear in mind that an ex-Death Eater does this to someone who was in the Order, risked his life fighting against said Death Eaters and lost his best friends to the Death Eater’s genocidal leader, for the sole purpose of screwing him over, and as far as we know he experiences no consequences whatsoever for doing so.

kn-rainbowblood

And if that wasn’t enough, he made them write those essays hoping some of them would realize Lupin’s a werewolf. And one did, but Hermione is a fucking DECENT HUMAN BEING and said nothing. Apparently the ‘insufferable know-it-all' can keep her mouth closed, when it’s for something important. Just like Snape didn’t do at the end of the book.

I’m getting mad, so here’s something I’ve realized while reading The Order of the Phoenix again. (Please keep in mind that my books are in Italian and some concepts might be hard to explain, I apologize for my English mistakes)

In chapter 14, when The Trio talked with Sirius, he said that two years before Dolores Umbridge had written a law against werewolves that made it almost impossible for Lupin to find a job.

Now ask yourself this question. Why two years?

What had happened two years before? During Harry’s third year? Oh, right. The Magical World had discovered that one of Hogwarts’ teachers (someone who was in constant conctat with their children) was a werewolf. Does that ring any bell?

But that’s not all! If we take a look at chapter 15, in the Daily Prophet article we can see a familiar name: Remus Lupin. In a newspaper. Where everyone can read it. “The werewolf Remus Lupin”. No wonder he couldn’t find a job! And it’s not the first time the Daily Prophet has written about him, as it’s stated in the article itself. There must have been a huge scandal when it had all come out.

So basically, when Snape decided he couldn’t bear not having what he wanted (for example, SIRIUS BLACK GETTING KISSED BY A DEMENTOR) and spilled the secret, he didn’t only tell the whole school. He didn’t only tell the kids’ parents. The told the whole Magical World.

He told the whole Magical World that a man who had kept his condition secret all his life was a werewolf.

And the Magical World responded with a law against werewolves.

So, basically, Snape didn’t only ruin Remus Lupin’s life. He ruined the life of every single werewolf in the UK.

But, you know. Bravest man I ever knew.

weloveshortvideos

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I need six hours of this not six seconds.

#puppycat

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The backcatalogue

I see a lot of people referring to Volume as my second game (it’s my ninth).. and, yeah, that’s sort of understandable.. but an old colleague sent me a let’s play video of one of the games I worked on, and it sent me down a rabbit hole.. so.. every commercially released game I worked on (as part of many cool teams):

1) Tak and the Guardians of Gross (junior level designer)

2) Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao (level designer)

3) iCarly (designer)

4) Dead To Rights: Retribution (designer)

5) SpongeBob’s Surf & Skate Roadtrip (concept design)

6) Monstermind (lead design)

7) Merlin (lead design)

8) Thomas Was Alone (everything, ish ;D)

9) Volume (design)

(the moral of this story: you’re probably not going to be known for your first game, and chances are your enjoyment of a project will not align directly with the metascore)

forrestpicketttaylori

Just like people think Fez was Phil Fish's first game...